lame instagram posts by pros

[Painted Baby]

Puffy whites were an essential part of the metal dude uniform. I think it's why I still can't really get down with white sneakers.

[Trickflip]

Is this the newest Devil's Lettuce ad?

[Watson]

You guys are completely misunderstanding. The white high tops are part of the uniform but he can't even pick good fucking ones because he's a false. Those BKs would be much better.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, imagine how bummed you'd be if you were on KOTR and had to do a fucking goofy challenge with this dweeb on national TV and then it ended up being the cover. Then again you're riding for enjoi so probably not the dumbest thing you've done.

[childhood]

[SneakySecrets]

“6. Ween of alcohol”

Bam on slap confirmed?!!?1??

[shripshrapper]

“6. Ween of alcohol”

Bam on slap confirmed?!!?1??

Bam possibly on retardation.

[SneakySecrets]

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“6. Ween of alcohol”

Bam on slap confirmed?!!?1??

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Bam possibly on retardation.

[close]

Possibly? Full ride - decks, wheels, trucks, clothing and shoes.

References Fred Gall as well.  What was he going for by littering the scene with 20’s? 

[Painted Baby]

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“6. Ween of alcohol”

Bam on slap confirmed?!!?1??

[close]

Bam possibly on retardation.

[close]

Possibly? Full ride - decks, wheels, trucks, clothing and shoes.

[close]

References Fred Gall as well.  What was he going for by littering the scene with 20’s?

Maybe it's kind of like a swear jar?

[Sick Duck]

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“6. Ween of alcohol”

Bam on slap confirmed?!!?1??

[close]

Bam possibly on retardation.

he did spell alcohol wrong

[Luddite]

“6. Ween of alcohol”

Bam on slap confirmed?!!?1??

I'm so glad the band Ween quit drinking. I could see them on Krooked

[nopes]

I'm confused, why does he need a rule to remind him not to say the work Nigger? Is that a problem for him or something where he needs to be reminded every time he looks at this to do list?

right like either he actually says it or he thinks hes being cute and funny by saying it again for entertainment.

[SneakySecrets]

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I'm confused, why does he need a rule to remind him not to say the work Nigger? Is that a problem for him or something where he needs to be reminded every time he looks at this to do list?

[close]

right like either he actually says it or he thinks hes being cute and funny by saying it again for entertainment.

He’s a grown ass man who apparently still draws little heartagrams on shit, so I wouldn’t put anything past him.

[CoMpLeMenTs4Uonlysometime]

I'm confused, why does he need a rule to remind him not to say the work Nigger? Is that a problem for him or something where he needs to be reminded every time he looks at this to do list?

Because he's permanently stuck in being all the worst things about 2005 and probably still thinks it's funny to say or something to call someone obnoxiously. I mean he released heartagram boards and still makes infinity sign snake pendants and HIM rings.

[ungzilla]

the n-word rule is probably just so Tim feels included

[Salad farmer]

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“6. Ween of alcohol”

Bam on slap confirmed?!!?1??

[close]

I'm so glad the band Ween quit drinking. I could see them on Krooked

Dean Ween was doing charter fishing trips. Maybe Fred could get on that, I'm sure there are a few slap pals that would spend a few hundred to go on a fishing trip with him.

[FLstrange]

what exactly is alchohol? it sounds festive

[shouldn't]

it says 'chysl' whatever the fuck that is? if that's him trying to spell crystal then he really does need to sober up cause, that's not even a word. also, his last post shows freddy with what looks like some sort of gash on his head. someone beat up fred gall? slap now hates someone even more than jason jessee??

[SneakySecrets]

Is it just me or are the first two items redundant?  Perhaps this was done for emphasis a la the first two rules of Fight Club.

[honey island]

can't polish a turd daniel. show us ya tiny teeth and big gums.

[IanBZHD]

can't polish a turd daniel. show us ya tiny teeth and big gums.

Those eyes are dead.

[Hmmmm Nice Bike]

I got curious to see what Jimmy Carlin has been up to lately, most of his instagram posts are just whatever movie he's watched lately. I mean, it's not the worst thing he can be posting but just the fact that he finds them so necessary to post is kinda lame.

there's even more...

[Szechuan]

This is bad on so many levels.

[SneakySecrets]

Jesus Christ.  “Pure Paul Rudd magic”...

[shit_for_brains]

I wonder how many podcast episodes Jimmy Carlin has recorded and deleted. Probably.... 50. I think 50.

I like that Daniel Espinoza uses hashtags like #bar and #whiskey because you could not be a more boring person

[childhood]

He liked Sicario 2? What the fuck?

[Garth Marenghi]

He liked Sicario 2? What the fuck?

And someone here mentioned him reviewing movies nowadays? Please tell me it's just for his own pleasure.

[tortfeasor]

is fred gall having a kid?

[Watson]

Not surprised he likes Deadpool. That character is basically Jimmy Carlin in a mask. One of the reasons I would never watch that garbage.

[feedmeseymour]

the n-word rule is probably just so Tim feels included

and andy roy

[childhood]

Anybody know if Jimmy Carlin had any opinions on that John Travolta Gotti movie from this summer?