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[A Not At All Naughty Chemist]

Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

[Jim and Dan]

Has anyone found Paul's lips yet? I'm still searching. Maybe if him and Skate Moss have babies their kids will come out with medium-sized lips

Collagen and botulinum injections aren't hereditary unfortunately.

[Buttworm]

Horsehead and && gotta be trolling at this point what the fuck going on

[Southernmost]

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&& and Horseman teaming up for a YouTube video. What a nightmare.

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Mikey hitching his horse to the && hype train.

There's a good chance these were the only people at the park that day worth asking for their sig and only signed because there was a camera in their faces.

This is from Chase, ex Berries filmer, new YouTube/IG page and series. He sells bloards and merch. This new episode is at Santa Monica. Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t remember a trick from either of these guys on the triple set. Not sure why they’d be the faces of this episode. There was a previous episode of the biggest and best kickflips ever, which had Bachinsky (El Toro) and Skecks (Costco Gap), respectively those are 2 of the biggest kickflips ever so that made sense having them.

[Troubadour26]

In a world where Transworld was still a thing, Andy would have just become their resident trick tip guy or something. The propaganda of him being a revolutionary pro skateboarder in the eyes of non-skateboarders is too much. I can’t help but hate the guy.

[håkanhellström]

Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

"A buddy told me" yeah right

[A Not At All Naughty Chemist]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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"A buddy told me" yeah right

I concede, it was indeed more of a homie

[switchfrontshuv]

In a world where Transworld was still a thing, Andy would have just become their resident trick tip guy or something. The propaganda of him being a revolutionary pro skateboarder in the eyes of non-skateboarders is too much. I can’t help but hate the guy.

These greedy fuckers couldve been doctors

[SatanicPanic]

In a world where Transworld was still a thing, Andy would have just become their resident trick tip guy or something. The propaganda of him being a revolutionary pro skateboarder in the eyes of non-skateboarders is too much. I can’t help but hate the guy.

&& as trick tip guy is too perfect, have a gnar

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

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In a world where Transworld was still a thing, Andy would have just become their resident trick tip guy or something. The propaganda of him being a revolutionary pro skateboarder in the eyes of non-skateboarders is too much. I can’t help but hate the guy.

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&& as trick tip guy is too perfect, have a gnar

I'd watch just to see him over-explain every little nuance of a frontside nose grind like he's walking through a mathematical proof, and it helps no one actually learn the trick.

[Hick Roward]

Who is mall grabbing the truck with the watch Andy or Mikey?

Also, please send me the name and addresses of all who bought these boards.

[Ghost Face]

Who is mall grabbing the truck with the watch Andy or Mikey?

Also, please send me the name and addresses of all who bought these boards.

Mikey has a gold wedding band on in the photo. Must of left the watch at home that day.

[BALARGUE]

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Who is mall grabbing the truck with the watch Andy or Mikey?

Also, please send me the name and addresses of all who bought these boards.

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Mikey has a gold wedding band on in the photo. Must of left the watch at home that day.

there were enough watches at the session with Andy the original

[texascybergothic]

Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

[JD]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

God is a DJ life is a dancefloor love is the rhythm and we are the music

[ChipSuey]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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God is a DJ life is a dancefloor love is the rhythm and we are the music

P.L.U.R.

[Bryanferry]

Can someone photoshop skate moss’s lips to pauls lips for me please

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

Can someone photoshop skate moss’s lips to pauls lips for me please

NSFW

[work_lurker]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

https://youtu.be/aQj-EzNmqV8?si=ks9oK1pqs7mWQb3T

[Atiba Applebum]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

[Newphone]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

I mean, it’s kinda corny sounding and looking too.  Feel free to kook me disco lovers.

[Lou Strux]

I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

Well, well, well... Looks like we've got ourselves a regular Ren McCormack here, fellas.
Next thing you know, they'll be hosting secret dance parties in a barn on the outskirts of town.
You watch yourself, bub: you're only 6 degrees away from being in some serious trouble!

[lurkluke]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

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I mean, it’s kinda corny sounding and looking too.  Feel free to kook me disco lovers.

There's heaps of good disco songs. Without disco (both the music and spaces for dancing) we wouldn't have hip hop.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

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I mean, it’s kinda corny sounding and looking too.  Feel free to kook me disco lovers.

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There's heaps of good disco songs. Without disco (both the music and spaces for dancing) we wouldn't have hip hop.

Yeah I think most disco haters just picture Saturday Night Fever Travolta as what disco encompasses

[Dad Board]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

It’s crazy how few people seem to talk about this. Somehow 50 years later the trope of “disco sucks” still echoes from time to time. Glad to see someone bringing that fact up. There’s a whole thing about how gangster rap was a psi op to discourage and debase the Afrocentric movement in early 90’s hip hop but I feel like that’s more widely known.

[Allen.]

Italodisco goes so hard

[funeral_tuxedo]

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

[close]

Well, well, well... Looks like we've got ourselves a regular Ren McCormack here, fellas.
Next thing you know, they'll be hosting secret dance parties in a barn on the outskirts of town.
You watch yourself, bub: you're only 6 degrees away from being in some serious trouble!

Footloose 2024 Premise:
A 2X SOTY named Tyshawn Jones has moved from NYC to a small town in Montana where TikTok dancing has become illegal. This is due to the alt right blaming TikTok kids for getting “too funky” in the Nation’s Capital on January 6 and attempting to overthrow the government with the assistance of China, liberalism, socialism, communism, and rap music.
At first Tyshawn has a hard time fitting in but after he defiantly posts a TikTok video of himself dancing and nollie flipping over trash cans the video goes viral and he wins the admiration and respect of the local kids.
Two of Tyshawn’s new friends are Whokid (who Tyshawn teaches to dance) and Ariel (the daughter of the reverend Chuck Baldwin). The reverend fears that his impressionable daughter will dance at a college campus and start protesting the genocide in Palestine and become a China liberal socialist communist TikTokker or something.
Anyways, Ariel, Whokid, and Tyshawn organize an event to be held just past the state line at a water plant where they’ll live stream a synchronized dance routine. The movie culminates with Tyshawn kickflipping the water tower gap followed by the kids doing the “say so” dance and Michael Burnett giving him a third SOTY trophy.

[OldieButFrenchie]

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Tyshawn does tiktok dances apparently. A buddy told me about this since i was unaware. I kinda get it considering his age but still. Little lame but i also don't care but i just wanted to share it

https://www.tiktok.com/@tyshawnjoneshg/video/7199181421007719726?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7365844756796655136

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

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Disco was treated that way because it was a gay/black thing, sadly

this is very strange in my eyes.... The US to me is one place where dancing is absolutely encouraged, it's just everywhere. Commercials, movies, all over pop culture basically. what's more american than cheerleaders?? that's dancing.
let me add disco was also a very euro thing: Giorgio Moroder, the Munich machine, Abba, Boney M.
and as for every music genre, some of it was brilliant, some was horrible. Super corny. as a young punker kid, I used to hate it with a passion, but some of those Donna Summer/Moroder records made me change my mind. That and Chic! Bernard Edwards was a monster on the bass.

[RichardBarkley]

Italodisco goes so hard

Never thought I'd see that written here.

Indeed it does. All disco does but Italo is a whole other ballgame.

House, techno, ebm (as in 1980s Western Europe EBM not that EDM shite, sorry), electro (actual electro)

[chihuahuadad2000]

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I'll preface this by saying I don't have a tiktok account.
I used to think tiktok dances were cringe based on a knee jerk reaction. But now I'm just glad people are dancing. People in America have been so discouraged from dancing. We have been made to feel ashamed of dancing. Remember how they treated disco? I'm just glad anyone is dancing in 2024.

[close]

Well, well, well... Looks like we've got ourselves a regular Ren McCormack here, fellas.
Next thing you know, they'll be hosting secret dance parties in a barn on the outskirts of town.
You watch yourself, bub: you're only 6 degrees away from being in some serious trouble!

[close]

Footloose 2024 Premise:
A 2X SOTY named Tyshawn Jones has moved from NYC to a small town in Montana where TikTok dancing has become illegal. This is due to the alt right blaming TikTok kids for getting “too funky” in the Nation’s Capital on January 6 and attempting to overthrow the government with the assistance of China, liberalism, socialism, communism, and rap music.
At first Tyshawn has a hard time fitting in but after he defiantly posts a TikTok video of himself dancing and nollie flipping over trash cans the video goes viral and he wins the admiration and respect of the local kids.
Two of Tyshawn’s new friends are Whokid (who Tyshawn teaches to dance) and Ariel (the daughter of the reverend Chuck Baldwin). The reverend fears that his impressionable daughter will dance at a college campus and start protesting the genocide in Palestine and become a China liberal socialist communist TikTokker or something.
Anyways, Ariel, Whokid, and Tyshawn organize an event to be held just past the state line at a water plant where they’ll live stream a synchronized dance routine. The movie culminates with Tyshawn kickflipping the water tower gap followed by the kids doing the “say so” dance and Michael Burnett giving him a third SOTY trophy.

Oscar worthy for sure