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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13650 on: November 03, 2024, 07:44:19 PM »
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I know it's neither instagram nor a post by a pro themself per se, but it seemed fitting.

Be warned, it's pretty rage-inducing.

EDIT: I guess my algorithm is on a tear of cringe-worthy skate-adjacent content:



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where does this guy find the time to decorate all his spaces like this

Seriously, that shit is sumptuous
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13651 on: November 04, 2024, 03:31:42 AM »
Lance on blacklabel would be sick. Anyone remember around like 2008 they reissued the cardiel candy and Gino NY decks on modern shapes and nobody cared? They were too early with that. bring ‘em back out.

Mark and Lance skating around his pool would make for a good thing to throw between a couple parts from dlx guys +a new guy to take AOs spot in a Gnargnar2 sequel or whatever. Throw an old Andrew Pearl clip we’ve already seen for good measure.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13652 on: November 04, 2024, 04:18:43 AM »
when it zooms out and they're both wearing leather pants.

who even believes && really likes devo? devo is nerdy, but they're also horny and aggro. i bet fritz mead likes devo.
here he is in his bowl house with a blazing iron cross shirt on. there, i've normalized the trajectories. i dunno if 2 lame things cancel each other out, but i like fritz mead until i learn more.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13653 on: November 04, 2024, 05:00:53 AM »
when it zooms out and they're both wearing leather pants.

that shit was funny to me. their whole life style was so far from anything that is appealing to me but they are going all in on it and taking it to an impressive level. i just couldn't imagine living in a box in the city. his office was bigger than his kids room for 3 kids.

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« Reply #13654 on: November 04, 2024, 05:40:46 AM »
I'm very amused by all the talk about this show he's working on that sounds like seinfeld but not funny and more self indulgent

All this work to release on youtube for what I'd wager will be very low view counts

Blodney unblock me on ig I've got some good pitches for you
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13655 on: November 04, 2024, 04:57:24 PM »
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13656 on: November 04, 2024, 06:11:14 PM »


@fuck_that_guy
Surprised he didn’t convert it into storage units: I thought he had said THAT’s where all the rental income is at in real estate.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13657 on: November 04, 2024, 06:48:58 PM »


@fuck_that_guy

Look, I'm a socialist so it's easy for me to say that capitalism is the worst imaginable economic system, but private equity is beyond doubt the very worst part of capitalism and far-right Christian finance bro Mikey Taylor is just an absolute fucking ghoul in every possible way. People like him are fucking rage inducing.

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« Reply #13658 on: November 04, 2024, 07:03:23 PM »
fuck that guy

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« Reply #13659 on: November 04, 2024, 07:10:40 PM »


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Jesus Christ is he wearing big boys and AF1s??? Hang up the butters boys were done
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13660 on: November 04, 2024, 09:36:39 PM »
I'm very amused by all the talk about this show he's working on that sounds like seinfeld but not funny and more self indulgent

All this work to release on youtube for what I'd wager will be very low view counts

Blodney unblock me on ig I've got some good pitches for you

I've watched all the episodes and it's not bad but it's also  an ad for his brand as much as it is a show.

Every item that features in a closeup or a discussion is on the website. There is no show info there. Just products.

https://www.thamesmmxx.com/blogs/mmxx-vision/the-blondey-way

Pretty interesting from a marketing angle.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13661 on: November 04, 2024, 09:49:41 PM »
Lots of emotion in here. Just came to say I’m looking forward to signing the lease on a Primitive x commune capital collab storage unit

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« Reply #13662 on: November 04, 2024, 10:53:17 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13663 on: November 04, 2024, 11:31:08 PM »
Sanch thinks facts are found in memes. Dumb cunt.

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« Reply #13664 on: November 05, 2024, 01:02:46 AM »
Sanch thinks facts are found in memes. Dumb cunt.

Great skater. Complete idiot.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13665 on: November 05, 2024, 05:16:14 AM »

DEMOCRATS DROPPED THE BALL???????? Not the republicans telling us it was a hoax or trump telling his followers to take horse dewormer?
Does henry have worms in his brain or something?
Quoting another poster without commenting anything yourself is the most annoying form of virtue signaling on the internet IMO. Just so lazy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13666 on: November 05, 2024, 05:41:24 AM »
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Jesus Christ is he wearing big boys and AF1s??? Hang up the butters boys were done

fifth pic super uncalled for, dude is ugly as hell

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13667 on: November 05, 2024, 05:57:51 AM »
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DEMOCRATS DROPPED THE BALL???????? Not the republicans telling us it was a hoax or trump telling his followers to take horse dewormer?
Does henry have worms in his brain or something?

Weird that no brands fuck with this guy. Boggles the mind.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13668 on: November 05, 2024, 06:12:43 AM »
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Jesus Christ is he wearing big boys and AF1s??? Hang up the butters boys were done

Was about to say that, this is the death knell.  Someone warn Pontus. 

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« Reply #13669 on: November 05, 2024, 06:37:01 AM »
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Jesus Christ is he wearing big boys and AF1s??? Hang up the butters boys were done
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fifth pic super uncalled for, dude is ugly as hell
Ah come on, man...  Somebody just gave him a carrot, or more likely a sugar cube as a reward for all of his hard work landlording; of course he's smiling!

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« Reply #13670 on: November 05, 2024, 06:45:46 AM »

Oddly enough 12 of the last 16 years Sanchez hasn’t had a sponsor

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« Reply #13671 on: November 05, 2024, 07:26:14 AM »
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Jesus Christ is he wearing big boys and AF1s??? Hang up the butters boys were done
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fifth pic super uncalled for, dude is ugly as hell
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Ah come on, man...  Somebody just gave him a carrot, or more likely a sugar cube as a reward for all of his hard work landlording; of course he's smiling!

real estate always rewards a very stable genius, eh?

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« Reply #13672 on: November 05, 2024, 07:41:02 AM »
That smug face is absolute nightmare fuel.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13673 on: November 05, 2024, 10:19:05 AM »
Of course that loser is wearing Air Force Ones. Always been two steps behind on the shit that was popular three years ago.

Also he's ugly.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13674 on: November 05, 2024, 10:35:22 AM »
I saw Guy wearing AF1’s and a Canadian tuxedo for the dickies premiere but that might just be a “case and point” situation

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« Reply #13675 on: November 05, 2024, 10:41:13 AM »
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DEMOCRATS DROPPED THE BALL???????? Not the republicans telling us it was a hoax or trump telling his followers to take horse dewormer?
Does henry have worms in his brain or something?
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Weird that no brands fuck with this guy. Boggles the mind.
I want to get my political advise from someone who shoots himself in the foot 24/7

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« Reply #13676 on: November 05, 2024, 10:49:38 AM »


You know I was skirting the line about going to vote this election l, but this convinced me, imma go down the old high school after work and vote for that fucking cop just to piss Henry off
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« Reply #13677 on: November 05, 2024, 12:12:51 PM »
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Sanch thinks facts are found in memes. Dumb cunt.
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Great skater. Complete idiot.
100 percent nailed it, also a huge cunt in person according to a friend that lived in SF and skated Pier 7 for years.
I’ll never say anything bad about the guy’s skateboarding and his entire catalog (except for the rapping in his video part thing with Pat Washington, that was vomit inducing.) but his political views are typical brainwashed MAGAT trash.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #13678 on: November 05, 2024, 12:20:27 PM »
I’ll never say anything bad about the guy’s skateboarding

His style sucks.

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« Reply #13679 on: November 05, 2024, 02:59:46 PM »
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Look, I'm a socialist so it's easy for me to say that capitalism is the worst imaginable economic system, but private equity is beyond doubt the very worst part of capitalism and far-right Christian finance bro Mikey Taylor is just an absolute fucking ghoul in every possible way. People like him are fucking rage inducing.

I live in America and think Capitalism is the worst imaginable economic system. We are so tired of paying way too much money for everything. It is insane that EVERY cost is passed on to the consumer. Trickle Down economics is insulting, and I can't believe anyone ever heard about it and thought it was a good idea.

Michael Taylor is "creating housing", but he's really just trying to profit off of people who are in need of a pretty basic necessity, a roof over their head. I guarantee these are going to be marketed as "Luxury apartment/living" with very basic furnishings, so they can justify $3,000 a month for a 700 sqft apartment in a place with too much traffic already.

We need to take the game out of the console and blow on it or something, shit's not working right.
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.