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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16410 on: August 23, 2025, 04:55:33 AM »
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Almost like getting into SLS is different from getting into bed with nazis. Who knew?
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Not at all what I’m saying. Maybe tone down the worshipping of any of these people. They just skateboard. Most of you are grown adults and should know better.

Imagine if Andrew Reynolds did something stupid or Fred Gall did some shady shit. I don’t know of any of you could handle that.
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Reynolds called gershon the N word while drunk and got punched in the mouth because of it. Justice used to be swift back then. Pune is accepting chump change from a nazi to fly out to West Virginia and perform flaccid inward heelflips in an attempt to further indoctrinate America’s youth into a christofascist death cult. Online shaming is kinda the only option unless someone sees him around town and focuses his board.
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That’s not how Gershon tells it.
https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/08/14/happened-gershon-mosley/
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So Reynolds never called him the N word?
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From the interview:
I heard about an old incident you had with Andrew Reynolds back in 1998. What exactly happened?
That was just him feeling himself. Basically, something happened [when we were on tour together in] Australia, and I called him out for my perception of what was going on. I’ll just title it greed. At the time he said nothing to me. But then we come back to America and he comes at me at Long Beach Agenda—it was the year that Baker started—he comes at me with the children from that. I was probably stoned, but they looked like a pyramid! It was the littlest up to him in the middle, then it went down to the littlest on the other side.
This dude rolls up on me and tries to get all G like, “Yo, remember when we were in Australia and you said this shit?” I was thinking like, you didn’t even address it when I said shit to your face, and now you’re bringing all these children into it. I went to pat him on the shoulders like, “Dude, it’s not a big deal.” And he threw his arms up like, “What?” So we just walk off. But then the next trade show, people overhear Reynolds talking shit. They’re saying he said, “Fuck Gershon.” I walk in the middle of all of it looking at him, because that’s who the issue was with. I go, “Do you have a problem?” And he said yes, so I hit him.
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That’s some Mandela affect shit man. I swear I read a story where Reynolds drunkenly called Gersh the N word outside of a nightclub and got socked up. Im probably just fried and jumbling up the Oyola and Ethan Fowler stories. Thanks for clearing that up.
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Weird because that’s exactly how I remember that too.

I remember that version of the events from on here as well which is why when I read that Jenkem interview I was confused.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16411 on: August 23, 2025, 05:48:56 AM »
G Mos is the greatest. "I'll just title it greed." hahahahaha

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16412 on: August 23, 2025, 06:03:05 AM »
https://chromeballincident.blogspot.com/2015/03/chrome-ball-interview-81-andrew-reynolds.html?m=1

@chops Another infamous tale, what is your side of the events surrounding the Gershon Mosley altercation?

Oh yes, of course. I’ll tell you exactly what happened.

I was on the verge of being blackout drunk. Totally loaded. I was at some video premier in San Diego and was just talking shit and being loud. I think I was rapping, too… I don’t know what all I was doing. But Anthony Mosley was with us, just hanging out and I kept on referring to him by his last name. Mosley this, Mosley that.

I think that Gershon may have thought I was talking about him when I was talking to a completely different person. But he came over and basically stepped to me. Now I don’t start fights but when I used to drink, I would get into it every now and then. I was loaded that night and said something like, “Get the fuck outta my face!” or whatever. He just socked me.

To be honest, I probably deserved it because I was being pretty shitty to him when he came over but my point was that I wasn’t even talking to him at all for him to step to me like that. I was talking to my friend Anthony Mosley. It was all a big misunderstanding.

But yeah, he punched me and I swirled around and whacked my face on a bus bench, cracking me teeth. I remember picking up this metal garbage can lid, trying to whack him with that. I was probably 10-feet away (laughs). In my mind, I was gonna get him but in reality, I was falling all over the place and I couldn’t even really see anybody. It was a mess. My friends end up pulling me off and I woke up the next day bummed. Typical shit that happens when I drink: get in a fight, crack my teeth… that’s why I don’t drink because everytime I did, I’d end up in jail, on drugs, my teeth cracked or something. Every single time. I could never really drink and have a good time. It was always a mess.

But I saw him the next day at the tradeshow. I figured I’d walk up to him and apologize because I was probably out of line. I’m the one with the bloody mouth. So I go up to him and am just like, “Hey, man, I’m sorry about that last night…” But I could see that he was literally beginning to shake and his eyes were getting all red. He was about ready to attack me again!

“Ok, I’m outta here.” (laughs)

I’m getting the hell away from that guy! Dude’s about ready to kill me!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16413 on: August 23, 2025, 07:58:20 AM »
Damn. Someone must of have just made that version up on here and ran with it

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16414 on: August 23, 2025, 01:51:37 PM »
Damn. Someone must of have just made that version up on here and ran with it
Who knows, I've seen that version of the story on here before.

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didnt he get punched by gershon for dropping the N word?
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That absolutely happened.
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was it on that big tour Globe did around 99-2000? hella random pros were on that tour
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That's where the beef started because Drew was bogarting the stash and GMos told him he smoked too much. The punch was post video premiere in LA whe Drew was faded and decided to say something back and dropped the slur so GMos popped him.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16415 on: August 23, 2025, 04:57:00 PM »
Damn. Someone must of have just made that version up on here and ran with it

I mean, people keep associating Danny Way with a brick when it was a cinder block so details do shift over a retelling

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16416 on: August 23, 2025, 05:21:55 PM »
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Damn. Someone must of have just made that version up on here and ran with it
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I mean, people keep associating Danny Way with a brick when it was a cinder block so details do shift over a retelling
Y’all should hear Oblow tell the Gator story.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16417 on: August 23, 2025, 09:45:44 PM »
I, too, heard the n-word story. Not a big leap in my opinion. Guess Reynolds needed to be put in his place for something else.



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16418 on: August 24, 2025, 10:23:56 PM »
http://www.instagram.com/reel/DNvPH8oWkdM/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==



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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16419 on: August 26, 2025, 06:56:06 AM »
« Last Edit: August 26, 2025, 07:04:36 AM by texasplant »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16420 on: August 26, 2025, 07:24:14 AM »
^Almost posted this, but I'm not sure if it's necessarily lame. I'm all for TJ getting paid. That photographer fucked up, though.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16421 on: August 26, 2025, 01:18:25 PM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16422 on: August 26, 2025, 01:41:24 PM »
Ryan Hickey would like to have a word....

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« Reply #16423 on: August 26, 2025, 01:45:43 PM »
How much you think he paid to have the thread locked?

yeah i was gonna say, why the fuck did that get locked lol

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16424 on: August 26, 2025, 02:51:15 PM »
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How much you think he paid to have the thread locked?
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yeah i was gonna say, why the fuck did that get locked lol

because people became aware he has the worst style in the city

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« Reply #16425 on: August 26, 2025, 02:56:22 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16427 on: August 26, 2025, 03:32:26 PM »
That's a 3 flip? Looks like a bail

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16429 on: August 26, 2025, 06:49:44 PM »


This dude must have been heavily curated by Dill and Strobeck because every move he’s made on his own is the corniest shit I’ve ever seen
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16431 on: August 27, 2025, 12:21:20 AM »
You'd think he's got the clout to try get a photo of the graphic. Would of spiked sales.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16432 on: August 27, 2025, 04:18:31 AM »
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Around the time that Joseph Kony shit was going on, I kept getting so confused because they were having those King of New York series contests around the same time, I couldn't understand why everyone was talking about it...

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« Reply #16433 on: August 27, 2025, 11:07:52 AM »
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16434 on: August 27, 2025, 11:15:50 AM »
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This dude must have been heavily curated by Dill and Strobeck because every move he’s made on his own is the corniest shit I’ve ever seen

In one of these post, there were people in the comments debating about older, obscure, skaters as the king of new york, and how disrespectful this was. And like who the fuck really cares?

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« Reply #16435 on: August 27, 2025, 12:24:45 PM »
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This dude must have been heavily curated by Dill and Strobeck because every move he’s made on his own is the corniest shit I’ve ever seen
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In one of these post, there were people in the comments debating about older, obscure, skaters as the king of new york, and how disrespectful this was. And like who the fuck really cares?

I feel like it's the place I've seen more people claim to be "King of" than any other.

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« Reply #16436 on: August 27, 2025, 01:16:00 PM »
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In one of these post, there were people in the comments debating about older, obscure, skaters as the king of new york, and how disrespectful this was. And like who the fuck really cares?
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I feel like it's the place I've seen more people claim to be "King of" than any other.

NY is just too big and popular to be running around claiming to be King, meanwhile I'm holding down my King of Beaver Creek Ohio title completely uncontested and I've never even been there.

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« Reply #16437 on: August 30, 2025, 09:30:33 AM »


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16438 on: August 30, 2025, 10:31:13 AM »

Not sure which is more shameful/humorous: Lutzka caving to pressure to ditch the fedora after all this time (perhaps NOW we understand exactly why it has been so ubiquitous on his head for so many years,) or the glaring fact that Shredler Newz is now forced to accept story placement/soft advertising dollars from a Turkish hair resto clinic in order to keep up the cash flow.
How long until Timmy takes them up on an offer for a new head of hair?
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16439 on: August 30, 2025, 12:18:59 PM »
So he went to the Turkish hair doctor and said “give me the Borra”