lame instagram posts by pros

[slappyslap]

Weekend buzz guy and Chris Cole’s ex-wife, 24h Last Hour Insta, is pretty messed up.
Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death is just wrong. Maybe I’m just too European for this

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Every fascist and his dog is out in full force on instagram at the moment.
Only pro so far I’ve seen make any sort of non-bootlicking criticism is Heitor.

[arrbee]

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he turned off comments but you can imagine what it looked like before he did

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Steve is a loser and a moron. This isn't unexpected of him

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“Liked by Lance mountain” 💔

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He’s a vocal Christian that lives in Orange County…..

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shawn hale up in the comments grieving



wonder what "work" he's talking about

Hale is/was super christian. Used to ride for Untitled back in the day.

[GnarAlarm]

We are in the era of skate fascists. Braindead repugnant skate fascists. Including pine and including anyone who platforms fascism. There's no debate to be had with such rotten people. Lance Mountain is fucking dead to me. Nazi fuck.

I think a lot of us are guilty of viewing the skate community through rose colored lenses.
Skaters are not, and I don't think ever have been, an exceptionally enlightened group as a whole.
Of course there are intelligent, thoughtful, progressive corners of skateboarding, but I don't think it's the majority by any stretch. Always been my experience that a huge cross section of skaters, probably the majority, are fucking morons, and morons always lean right even if they don't realize it.

[Alan]

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Felt this belonged here

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someone should photoshop in Biebel and his glistening white teeth

Looking at this photo, and then at the one Mikey Taylor posted, I have to wonder how Carroll and some of these other dudes feel about being around someone who'd be happy if some of their childhood friends were deported or disenfranchised.

[rawbertson.]

steve too busy to dress up eh

[Cuban_Lynx]

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So lance mountain has gone full fuckstick. Deleted his original post and blocked comments as he was getting roasted.


Never trust a dipshit Christian


https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOcxVOFjuXB/?igsh=NXM4azJjenEyNGFy

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Ugh. What can I say. I will always cherish my original misconceptions...

Wish these people showed so much concern when, well, you know....kids get slaughtered in school.

[Dwayne Hoover]

Weekend buzz guy and Chris Cole’s ex-wife, 24h Last Hour Insta, is pretty messed up.
Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death is just wrong. Maybe I’m just too European for this

the world is better off without charlie kirk in it and all things considered he got off pretty easy

[Idk]

Felipe Gustavo too.

[Superblades]

Lance mountain is tight .

[HugeBodBoyle]

I was gonna get the Gustavo bench from Keen for my garage and this has really put a damper on that plan.

[layzieyez]

I was gonna get the Gustavo bench from Keen for my garage and this has really put a damper on that plan.

I wouldn’t.

Don’t let me tell you how to spend your money, but if you already have reservations, then you don’t want those in your head in the moments before or during playing around atop it.

There are enough things that can be a distraction when you’re trying be focused in the moment.

[fulfillthedream]

Every fascist and his dog is out in full force on instagram at the moment.
Only pro so far I’ve seen make any sort of non-bootlicking criticism is Heitor.

damn im surprised how many people are really defending this asshole.. what a lame way to start my day

[Bryanferry]

[Christine_MF]

Weekend buzz guy and Chris Cole’s ex-wife, 24h Last Hour Insta, is pretty messed up.
Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death is just wrong. Maybe I’m just too European for this

Hi, I’m not celebrating anything, but I get what you’re saying.  Make no mistake- I am not a person who supports oppression. A lot of how “the right” behaves reminds me of being in an abusive relationship.  I am expected to reserve sympathy for a racist piece of shit who champions the subjugation of women and the eradication of trans folk or black community progress? No thank you.

I simply do not care that he died. I’m not even going to pretend I’m that pious.

You’re not American, so I’ll give you a pass, but “my side” is desperately trying to pass legislation that would have prevented Charlie Kirk’s death.  That’s the type of sanctity that I stand behind. Not feigned outrage when someone gets exactly what they asked for.

My favorite skateboard of all time is Jim Thiebaud’s hanging klansman, and with that in mind, I’ll share some of Charlie’s quotes that aren’t being posted as much currently:

“Because of DEI, it begs the question, when you see a black pilot, you wonder and say, " I hope they are qualified. If I'm dealing with someone in customer service who's a moronic black woman, I wonder, “is she there because of her excellence? Or is she there because of affirmative action?”

“No one really cares when it's HR managers or paper shufflers or even engineers, but now it's like wait hold on a second, you're gonna remove my appendix and you're a black lesbian?”

“I want a cookie-cutter pilot, not Laqueesha James”

[Texas_Tone]

Can’t wait to get this one in the mail

[Audrey II]

bad photo but nosegrind indy is pretty sick. she wrapped her arm around the knee and all, id be curious to see the video of that. reminds me of louie's nosemanny grab in bag of suck

[BALARGUE]

we're all curious but it's pretty tough to find a filmer in NY

[Atiba Applebum]

we're all curious but it's pretty tough to find a filmer in NY

Per that interview, she found one: RB Umali

[TwisT]

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bad photo but nosegrind indy is pretty sick. she wrapped her arm around the knee and all, id be curious to see the video of that. reminds me of louie's nosemanny grab in bag of suck

The layback photo is pretty sick. IMO hating on Beatrice is pretty tired all things considered. She's been working on this part for the past 2 or 3 years. She could 5050 shuv Hollywood high and it would still get panned. Shout out to Vans and FA for sticking it out with their person despite the noise

[jums]

The negative criticism is warranted. We all know why she's hooked up. I dont know her personally but she seems to have her heart in skateboarding and that's cool, but professional skateboarder skill-wise she is not.

[EXTRA SPICY]

I was gonna get the Gustavo bench from Keen for my garage and this has really put a damper on that plan.

Build your own! Good for the skill set, building benches is a breeze, and you’ll take pride in the product more than some plug and play crap.

[Texas_Tone]

Just to clarify I wasn’t being sarcastic, and I actually think that boneless 1 photo is pretty sick

[rawbertson.]

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Maybe I'm out of touch, but FA doing a BMX collab feels lame to me

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOblJZSD91c/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MTRvenloZDEzaXEwNA==

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I was joking going to say "Is it Cult?" before I clicked the link...

This is the bike brand that James Cole has a stake in as well, which makes it infinitely more lame...

Does anyone else see the irony in the fact they used to not sell to shops that also sold BMX bikes?

[ThatIsNotCricket]

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Weekend buzz guy and Chris Cole’s ex-wife, 24h Last Hour Insta, is pretty messed up.
Celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death is just wrong. Maybe I’m just too European for this

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Hi, I’m not celebrating anything, but I get what you’re saying.  Make no mistake- I am not a person who supports oppression. A lot of how “the right” behaves reminds me of being in an abusive relationship.  I am expected to reserve sympathy for a racist piece of shit who champions the subjugation of women and the eradication of trans folk or black community progress? No thank you.

I simply do not care that he died. I’m not even going to pretend I’m that pious.

You’re not American, so I’ll give you a pass, but “my side” is desperately trying to pass legislation that would have prevented Charlie Kirk’s death.  That’s the type of sanctity that I stand behind. Not feigned outrage when someone gets exactly what they asked for.

My favorite skateboard of all time is Jim Thiebaud’s hanging klansman, and with that in mind, I’ll share some of Charlie’s quotes that aren’t being posted as much currently:

“Because of DEI, it begs the question, when you see a black pilot, you wonder and say, " I hope they are qualified. If I'm dealing with someone in customer service who's a moronic black woman, I wonder, “is she there because of her excellence? Or is she there because of affirmative action?”

“No one really cares when it's HR managers or paper shufflers or even engineers, but now it's like wait hold on a second, you're gonna remove my appendix and you're a black lesbian?”

“I want a cookie-cutter pilot, not Laqueesha James”

As a European I want to nip something in the bud here real quick: the vast majority of us understand perfectly well that a shitload of you feel not a single emotion of sadness or sorrow over Charlie Kirk's killing. Not that Charlie Kirk was well known here or something, but we have Google and just like over there we also have a tremendous amount of people who cán use their normal cognitive abilities to recognise a (proto-)fascist when they're looking at one (there's really only a handful of people left at this point who can't make that claim). Oh, and since we're on it, an ever vaster majority here was not the slightest bit suprised, outraged or disgusted that a shitload of you celebrated the killing of that healthcare CEO a while ago.

p.s.: Those are some of the worst dressed wedding guests I have ever seen. At the very least, the absolute lowest bar of them all, iron your shirt mate. That's even more offensive than wearing sneakers. You show that this has nothing to do with any sort of inability to understand that there are certain standards and expectations at play, that you just don't understand that concept, and it's all just pure, unmitigated disinterest.

[Made In China]

Damn I didn't need more reasons to hate Mikey Taylor or Cab but holy shit... Fuck Lance Mountain as well.....

[HugeBodBoyle]

Nora being a real one, too. She's cool.

[Weiner]

A wonderful couple of montages to send to the CK sympathizers and fans:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOcMWYiDNGZ/?igsh=Mzc3ZTVlOWMwZA==

[Jort250]

Honestly I’m just impressed she can boneless and nosegrind

[Weiner]

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