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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16620 on: September 14, 2025, 11:53:38 PM »
My best guess is that Cab didn't have a clue who Charlie Kirk even was before last week, but all he knows about him is that "he loved Jesus", because he heard it from Fox News.

I'd like to think that it's same with Lance, where the fact Kirk was a white nationalist doesn't matter, as long as he's a "christian". It's an incredibly simplistic world view, but it whitewashes all the hate under the guise of religion and makes you look like a moron. (But it's also true that many of the praying hands-emoji pro-skaters in the comments do align with the far-right views).

It's still pretty funny that a person of Mexican/Japanese descent is suddenly so in love with a complete fucking racist, who might've as well been a leader of your local KKK chapter, just without the hood. It might be the case of "Fuck you I have mine", where you think that the politics people like Kirk doesn't apply to you anymore, because you have made it. But Kirk would have been more than happy to send all the Caballeros back to Mexico.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16621 on: September 15, 2025, 02:38:55 AM »
It’s also funny to be deleting comments while memorializing a “free speech advocate who engaged both sides”


News for Kirk fans: just because he was killed during a public debate doesn’t mean he was killed for holding those debates.   

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16622 on: September 15, 2025, 02:45:15 AM »
My best guess is that Cab didn't have a clue who Charlie Kirk even was before last week, but all he knows about him is that "he loved Jesus", because he heard it from Fox News.

I'd like to think that it's same with Lance, where the fact Kirk was a white nationalist doesn't matter, as long as he's a "christian". It's an incredibly simplistic world view, but it whitewashes all the hate under the guise of religion and makes you look like a moron. (But it's also true that many of the praying hands-emoji pro-skaters in the comments do align with the far-right views).

It's still pretty funny that a person of Mexican/Japanese descent is suddenly so in love with a complete fucking racist, who might've as well been a leader of your local KKK chapter, just without the hood. It might be the case of "Fuck you I have mine", where you think that the politics people like Kirk doesn't apply to you anymore, because you have made it. But Kirk would have been more than happy to send all the Caballeros back to Mexico.

You’re dead on about the Lance and Cab Christianity.   Back in ‘99 George Dubya had a popular song on Christian radio - it was just a standard worship song peppered in with clips of Bush saying “Jesus Christ: because he saved my heart” or some shit like that and they’re were plenty of people who voted for him just because he said he was a Christian and they have very little nuance to the different styles of Christian you can be.   

Charlie Kirk also has plenty of clips where he’s defending Christianity which helps snooker people like lance and cab who are 50+ y/o high school drop outs into thinking he was a billy graham sort (don’t get me started there) when what Charlie Kirk is to Christianity is what the Taliban/Al Qaeda/et al is Islam: an extremist group that preys on disorder and division in a society to advance their causes under the banner of misinterpreted religion

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16623 on: September 15, 2025, 03:27:27 AM »
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A lot of sick puppies on here. Only a matter of time before one of you all goes postal.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16624 on: September 15, 2025, 07:01:26 AM »
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A lot of sick puppies on here. Only a matter of time before one of you all goes postal.
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Your boy was rendered a pez dispenser by one of his own.

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« Reply #16625 on: September 15, 2025, 07:25:32 AM »
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Cab blocked me LOL
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He followed my feed…I blocked HIM.

You win. Also your feed is far more interesting than his.

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« Reply #16626 on: September 15, 2025, 07:28:15 AM »
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Cab just shot himself in the foot (I’m surprised he left comments on) and Sanch is being more batshit crazy than usual…
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No chance in hell I’d ever even consider wearing Half-Cabs again…

I said the same thing to myself yesterday and then realized I have one more pair left in my closet... Last pair for sure and will surely cut the labels off.

Very curious how many followers he has lost, since he likely cares about that number... any tech whizzes know how to find out?

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16627 on: September 15, 2025, 07:37:02 AM »
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Cab just shot himself in the foot (I’m surprised he left comments on) and Sanch is being more batshit crazy than usual…
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No chance in hell I’d ever even consider wearing Half-Cabs again…
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I said the same thing to myself yesterday and then realized I have one more pair left in my closet... Last pair for sure and will surely cut the labels off.

Very curious how many followers he has lost, since he likely cares about that number... any tech whizzes know how to find out?

I think they should have Dick Rizzo be the new endorsement figure behind the Half-Cabs at this point,  the Half-Dicks.  Personally feel he made those shoes look way sicker than Cab ever did.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16628 on: September 15, 2025, 07:39:13 AM »
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Cab just shot himself in the foot (I’m surprised he left comments on) and Sanch is being more batshit crazy than usual…
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No chance in hell I’d ever even consider wearing Half-Cabs again…
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I said the same thing to myself yesterday and then realized I have one more pair left in my closet... Last pair for sure and will surely cut the labels off.

Very curious how many followers he has lost, since he likely cares about that number... any tech whizzes know how to find out?
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I think they should have Dick Rizzo be the new endorsement figure behind the Half-Cabs at this point,  the Half-Dicks.  Personally feel he made those shoes look way sicker than Cab ever did.
Cab never made anything look good, actually quite the opposite.
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« Reply #16629 on: September 15, 2025, 07:43:39 AM »
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Cab just shot himself in the foot (I’m surprised he left comments on) and Sanch is being more batshit crazy than usual…
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No chance in hell I’d ever even consider wearing Half-Cabs again…
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I said the same thing to myself yesterday and then realized I have one more pair left in my closet... Last pair for sure and will surely cut the labels off.

Very curious how many followers he has lost, since he likely cares about that number... any tech whizzes know how to find out?
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I think they should have Dick Rizzo be the new endorsement figure behind the Half-Cabs at this point,  the Half-Dicks.  Personally feel he made those shoes look way sicker than Cab ever did.

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« Reply #16630 on: September 15, 2025, 08:10:51 AM »
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Cab just shot himself in the foot (I’m surprised he left comments on) and Sanch is being more batshit crazy than usual…
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No chance in hell I’d ever even consider wearing Half-Cabs again…
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I said the same thing to myself yesterday and then realized I have one more pair left in my closet... Last pair for sure and will surely cut the labels off.

Very curious how many followers he has lost, since he likely cares about that number... any tech whizzes know how to find out?
[close]

I think they should have Dick Rizzo be the new endorsement figure behind the Half-Cabs at this point,  the Half-Dicks.  Personally feel he made those shoes look way sicker than Cab ever did.
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Cab never made anything look good, actually quote the opposite.

What about dangling suspenders? That was a hot look.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16631 on: September 15, 2025, 08:48:03 AM »
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A lot of sick puppies on here. Only a matter of time before one of you all goes postal.
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Your boy was rendered a pez dispenser by one of his own.
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Turning Point USA x PEZ collab would go HARD.

lol

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« Reply #16632 on: September 15, 2025, 08:51:17 AM »
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Cab just shot himself in the foot (I’m surprised he left comments on) and Sanch is being more batshit crazy than usual…
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No chance in hell I’d ever even consider wearing Half-Cabs again…
[close]

I said the same thing to myself yesterday and then realized I have one more pair left in my closet... Last pair for sure and will surely cut the labels off.

Very curious how many followers he has lost, since he likely cares about that number... any tech whizzes know how to find out?
[close]

I think they should have Dick Rizzo be the new endorsement figure behind the Half-Cabs at this point,  the Half-Dicks.  Personally feel he made those shoes look way sicker than Cab ever did.
[close]
Cab never made anything look good, actually quote the opposite.

quoth the opposite
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16633 on: September 15, 2025, 09:47:31 AM »
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
Cab has always sorta leaned to the right.
Well played sir take this gnar.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16634 on: September 15, 2025, 09:48:29 AM »
Anyone able to share a screenshot of what cab posted? Not on the gram

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« Reply #16635 on: September 15, 2025, 09:58:22 AM »
You didn’t miss much, not surprised it’s been taken down, either he’s hemorrhaging followers or from what I remember I believe his daughter is fairly progressive minded, wouldn’t be surprised if she took her dad to the side and explained things to him like a child
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« Reply #16636 on: September 15, 2025, 12:13:14 PM »
christianity is a disease.... jfc
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« Reply #16637 on: September 15, 2025, 12:59:09 PM »
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Cab just shot himself in the foot (I’m surprised he left comments on) and Sanch is being more batshit crazy than usual…
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No chance in hell I’d ever even consider wearing Half-Cabs again…
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I said the same thing to myself yesterday and then realized I have one more pair left in my closet...

I had a pair left that were about 1/2 way spent. Dropped them in a Good Will bin.
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« Reply #16638 on: September 15, 2025, 03:17:07 PM »
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Cab just shot himself in the foot (I’m surprised he left comments on) and Sanch is being more batshit crazy than usual…
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No chance in hell I’d ever even consider wearing Half-Cabs again…
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I said the same thing to myself yesterday and then realized I have one more pair left in my closet...
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I had a pair left that were about 1/2 way spent. Dropped them in a Good Will bin.

i dropped a pair off at goodwill on sunday. it was unrelated to this, but they were the brown color way. they never broke in. not all the color ways break in properly and those were shit.
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16639 on: September 15, 2025, 05:02:26 PM »
I can forgive the stupidity on this forum but not the hypocrisy.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16640 on: September 16, 2025, 12:01:12 AM »
Surely Vans must realise by now that this old tortoise is not a good look

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #16641 on: September 16, 2025, 12:15:29 AM »
Surely Vans must realise by now that this old tortoise is not a good look
I’m afraid that vans is even more out of the loop than Cab is…

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #16642 on: September 16, 2025, 01:00:08 AM »



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« Reply #16643 on: September 16, 2025, 01:31:19 AM »
Replied to a thread on the Scab post to point out that Charlie Kirk was actually fine with gun deaths (because they protect the Second Amendment or some shit) and got blocked. If he's blocking everybody that made any point he disagrees with amongst the thousands of comments there, he's got a lot of work to do, and it makes me wonder if, after reading the same good points well made over and over, he'll ever see sense.

Dunno where to go for my clown 'fit inspo and relationship memes now.

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« Reply #16644 on: September 16, 2025, 02:36:10 AM »
Blocked by Steve could be a promising shirt opportunity. I’m in the club and it feels good

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« Reply #16645 on: September 16, 2025, 05:18:02 AM »
Replied to a thread on the Scab post to point out that Charlie Kirk was actually fine with gun deaths (because they protect the Second Amendment or some shit) and got blocked. If he's blocking everybody that made any point he disagrees with amongst the thousands of comments there, he's got a lot of work to do, and it makes me wonder if, after reading the same good points well made over and over, he'll ever see sense.

Dunno where to go for my clown 'fit inspo and relationship memes now.
I mean, I wasn’t even that harsh on him, I just said don’t ever utter the words punk rock again!

If you want to circle jerk the guy simply because he was a xian (like Lance) then be my guest, it’s not my place to debate his “faith”, but if I know anything about Charlie, it’s that he was definitely the antithesis of punk rock…(and would have certainly called Cab a “skater fag” in the 90s given the chance)

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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« Reply #16646 on: September 16, 2025, 05:46:50 AM »
Blocked by Steve could be a promising shirt opportunity. I’m in the club and it feels good

I got blocked by the berrics early on in my Insta days and wore that like a badge of honor, a blocked by Steve shirt would prolly do well, put a halfcab with a X through it on the back
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« Reply #16647 on: September 16, 2025, 06:20:24 AM »
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I got blocked by the berrics early on in my Insta days and wore that like a badge of honor, a blocked by Steve shirt would prolly do well, put a halfcab with a X through it on the back
I told Steve to stick with hotrods, ramps, and leave thoughts and prayers for school shooting victims.

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« Reply #16648 on: September 16, 2025, 08:31:06 AM »
Scab blocked me years ago and I have no idea why.  As a kid I was a big fan of him but adolescent fandom back in the 80s and 90s allowed you  to fill in the gaps and make these guys larger than life.  But now i completely think he’s utterly embarrassing and absolutely sucks. 

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« Reply #16649 on: September 16, 2025, 08:58:12 AM »
Scab blocked me years ago and I have no idea why.  As a kid I was a big fan of him but adolescent fandom back in the 80s and 90s allowed you  to fill in the gaps and make these guys larger than life.  But now i completely think he’s utterly embarrassing and absolutely sucks.

I would run into him a few times skating around in san jose and a couple times seen him when he was with his first wife and kids eating sushi. A store in japantown Sj did an art show for him in 2010 and that was peak fandom Scab for me.   Part of the reason I got off major social media sites is because it's worse than meeting your heroes
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