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[spooky electric]

I'm not especially anti-Wes Anderson (I did not enjoy The Royal Tenenbaums at all though), but when I watched Drowning By Numbers (1988) directed by Peter Greenaway I was like, wow, Wes' whole schtick was already done.

[GnarAlarm]

Talk all the shit y'all want but you keep The Life Aquatic's name out yo motherfuckin' mouth.

[Turtle Boy]

https://www.instagram.com/onboardforthelord/p/DYv-bJ1teQz/

I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)

[somethingmustbreaknow]

"Antwan"

[Useless_wooden_lurker]

https://www.instagram.com/onboardforthelord/p/DYv-bJ1teQz/

I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)

What the fuck is an Austin McKickflip?

[Kaffebaggel]

https://www.instagram.com/onboardforthelord/p/DYv-bJ1teQz/

I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)

Ought to be counterprogrammed by a Satans drano tour.

[Chalupa]

I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)

They probably are. Milou defended Jarne messaging girls and Antwuan probably attended AA which pushes the idea that people relapse if they don’t believe in a “higher power.”

[potpie]

buncha fellas doing grey market highs

nick merlino traded his laptop for a kilo of kratom

[Texas_Tone]

buncha fellas doing grey market highs

nick merlino traded his laptop for a kilo of kratom

That’s what happened??? This whole time we’ve been blaming Andrew Langi

[WobbleHeadBob]

https://www.instagram.com/onboardforthelord/p/DYv-bJ1teQz/

I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)

back in the early 00's an American missionary company called the Jesus Revolution came up to my Scottish seaside town and built a huge X-Games-esque park on a big slab of purpose laid tarmac, right across the street from the North sea. Presumedly to convert the pagan youth of Aberdeen to the ways of the lord  it was really really strange for us Northern Heathens to hear bible quotes over the speaker systems between POD and Creed songs

the best part was sitting in on a prayer group on Sunday morning got us young guys a free half day pass

it reopoend in the following summer but the salt art had fucked it right up. by year 3 it was completely abandoned and a genuine safety hazzard.. it was then removed by the city council and lives on only in memory
wonder if these are the same folk

[The Mexican Nancy Chin]

I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)

I think Shred for Jesus dude probably signed up for this immediately

[GnarAlarm]

I'd begrudgingly go just to see Antwuan skate in person.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

I'd begrudgingly go just to see Antwuan skate in person.

*Antwan 

[HugeBodBoyle]

Talk all the shit y'all want but you keep The Life Aquatic's name out yo motherfuckin' mouth.

Whenever I watch them find the shark and Steve says "11 and a half was my favorite age" I cry a little. That film is so fucking great.

[h00man]

skating while preaching the word of christ is so hot right now

[potpie]

the only skating jesus i know is that guy who got an ocean spray sponsorship

[Benicio El Toro]

Life aquatic is one of five movies downloaded on my laptop

This is making me want to go watch old Jacque Cousteau

[kookdusoleil]

"Antwan"

Could be a knock-off guy with face tattoos. Like when a restaurant serves imitation crab but they can’t legally call it crab so now they serve Krab

[DirtyCheddarKids]

the only skating jesus i know is that guy who got an ocean spray sponsorship

Jesus Fernandez, the only Jesus I trust, would like a word with you.

[SatanicPanic]

As if I needed a reason to like Felipe Gustavo less

[thecomfortsofmadness]

I choose not to judge people on their religion, regardless of which one it is. I say all the lords power to them!

Godspeed fellas & fair ladies.

[spooky electric]

Who is the mononymous 'Aspen'?

[Im-BLuE]

Wes Anderson apparently has an apartment above the McDonald’s on 14th street between A and 1st it’s right next to this old church I could see him liking

[JoseCansnake0]

They gots Wes Anderson filters for your phones my gs
It’s done. What’s next? Have you heard of neutral milk hotel? That’s like the same as telling a person to rewatch any of that shit. Yeah we seen that shit. It not nothing new and it alway bug us.  The entire Wes Anderson aesthetic is a pastel program to make you docile. People don’t just rose to the top in America. Your message need to be approved.

You out here gassing up transformers dude, stfu

And nah NINJ. I'm gonna bite that shit 4ever, keep chirping, might double your 8th grade ass up just for fun in 2026

[radcunt]

Pine just keeps getting less cool every day, what an incredible feat

[Plan9Customs]

Pine just keeps getting less cool every day, what an incredible feat

Dudes just out there grabbing those bags(of frankincense, myrrh, & fools gold)!

[Jort250]

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I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)

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I think Shred for Jesus dude probably signed up for this immediately

So many crazy eyes in one photo

[Style Police]

Flipping through IG this morning processing MJs passing and this fuckhead pops into my feed. 0 self awareness.

[potpie]

Flipping through IG this morning processing MJs passing and this fuckhead pops into my feed. 0 self awareness.

I'm sure ganging up on the guy is going to have different results than the past

maybe this time you'll really stick it to him