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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18840 on: May 27, 2026, 05:22:25 PM »
Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18841 on: May 27, 2026, 05:24:53 PM »
Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-


“Marc Jhonson”

Still less kooky than Bronk

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18842 on: May 27, 2026, 05:32:43 PM »
This autrocity also popped up in my feed. Not sure what's worse, Marc Jhonson looking like AVE with one long board truck on upside down or Dylan looking like Tommy Lee in a Deathwish shirt. Jake Phelps would be ready to throw hands.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18843 on: May 27, 2026, 06:54:43 PM »
Brinky is not wrong tho

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18844 on: May 27, 2026, 07:27:01 PM »
Brinky is not wrong tho

To paraphrase the dude “you’re not wrong, Robert, you’re just an asshole”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18845 on: May 27, 2026, 07:32:58 PM »
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Brinky is not wrong tho
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To paraphrase the dude “you’re not wrong, Robert, you’re just an asshole”
Immediately came to mind. I’d also add, “time and place.”

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18846 on: May 27, 2026, 07:46:52 PM »
Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-
So many things wrong with this that I don’t know if I should laugh out loud or puke.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18847 on: May 27, 2026, 07:59:55 PM »
Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

Fucking disrespectful for everyone that they stuck in there.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18848 on: May 27, 2026, 08:04:06 PM »
That AI slop post is gross and a fine example of why AI is universally hated.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18849 on: May 27, 2026, 08:08:10 PM »
This autrocity also popped up in my feed. Not sure what's worse, Marc Jhonson looking like AVE with one long board truck on upside down or Dylan looking like Tommy Lee in a Deathwish shirt. Jake Phelps would be ready to throw hands.


LOL.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18850 on: May 27, 2026, 08:09:58 PM »
Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

Why dies everyone either look like Gino or spicolli

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18851 on: May 27, 2026, 08:13:50 PM »
Dink has problems. Stick to the Ben Nordberg interviews that nobody reads

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18852 on: May 27, 2026, 08:18:56 PM »
Brinky is not wrong tho

I’m not surprised someone as of as you thinks like that

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18853 on: May 27, 2026, 08:22:18 PM »
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Brinky is not wrong tho
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I’m not surprised someone as of as you thinks like that

no one isn't wrong.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18854 on: May 27, 2026, 08:28:03 PM »
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Brinky is not wrong tho
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I’m not surprised someone as of as you thinks like that
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no one isn't wrong.

Hi Dean. If you have any moral compass in that trailer park, this isnt the time to point fingers

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18855 on: May 27, 2026, 09:33:01 PM »
Not gonna quote that ai slop post again.
But wanted to say that it makes me want the Butlerian Jihad to come soon.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18856 on: May 27, 2026, 10:00:34 PM »
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F** b.r.i.n.k to bring back situations like this right now. It's like saying Carroll is guilty of Marc's death.

We all have beefs on life and we lost old friends and make now ones, thats life.


All my wishes were that Marc and Carroll could resolve this beef before one of them died. Unfortunately, that didn't happen.
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He literally says "Marc wanted to just be remembered for his skating" - then proceeds to make his memorial post about a 10-year old drama, because he has something to gain from bringing it back up. He is sick in the head.
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It’s like the one thing that was probably keeping the interview from being released, Marc’s wishes, is no longer an obstacle. I sincerely hope Bronk get the help he needs.

i sincerely doubt bronkle will ever get put in the looney bin or given real treatment, sadly

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18857 on: May 27, 2026, 10:34:47 PM »
Shame to not see any mention of Marc in Biebels endless story posts

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18858 on: May 27, 2026, 11:04:45 PM »

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18859 on: May 27, 2026, 11:39:07 PM »
Shame to not see any mention of Marc in Biebels endless story posts


People grieve differently

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18860 on: May 28, 2026, 01:55:10 AM »
Saw this in my feed, just found it off putting and very boomer-coded. Would fit right in @_howcanimakethisaboutme_

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18861 on: May 28, 2026, 02:13:10 AM »
RIP, but also #fitcheck #goknicks #cattax
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18862 on: May 28, 2026, 05:42:42 AM »
Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-

So much wrong here but my favorite pretty much every board has one truck mounted on top and one truck mounted on bottom, except Adams' tiny dildo board. Tiny for a board, not tiny for a dildo...

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18863 on: May 28, 2026, 05:51:43 AM »
There is no reason this bad AI image should exist. It's so awful and tasteless, like Bronk!

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18864 on: May 28, 2026, 06:24:53 AM »
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Brinky is not wrong tho
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I’m not surprised someone as of as you thinks like that
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no one isn't wrong.
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Hi Dean. If you have any moral compass in that trailer park, this isnt the time to point fingers

Oh shut up. Hes the one pointing fingers. And timing isnt relevant when the afirmation is correct. Bad taste or not.
You are just being a christianity oriented moralist.


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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18865 on: May 28, 2026, 06:43:14 AM »
I've been scrolling through everyone's tributes. Definitely not lame, but surprised how hard Bastien Salabanzi is taking this. He made 4 hard post and had like 20+ stories about Marc yesterday.

Mike York is the only one who seems to mention him getting pushed out of the industry.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY2d6EmiRzY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18866 on: May 28, 2026, 06:52:46 AM »
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https://www.instagram.com/onboardforthelord/p/DYv-bJ1teQz/

I wonder if Dixon and Milou are even aware of it... (also the GoFundMe is a sketchy thing to do IMO)
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What the fuck is an Austin McKickflip?

Funnily enough, one of my best friends in the world lol

And a gnarly skateboarder.

He grinded the UNT 25 rail into the snow/ice a day after Christmas.

Ollied Emage 20 in Denver first try and then tried switch Ollie it like 4 times, and one switch heel attempt

I’ve seen him try some ridiculous things, and I’ll always love him; but he is a silly little Christian boy

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18867 on: May 28, 2026, 06:58:55 AM »
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Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-
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So much wrong here but my favorite pretty much every board has one truck mounted on top and one truck mounted on bottom, except Adams' tiny dildo board. Tiny for a board, not tiny for a dildo...

This is so gross. AND the comments are mostly like "Hey my favorite dead pro isn't here". This shit is disrespectful as fuck. Burn it.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18868 on: May 28, 2026, 07:31:14 AM »
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Apart from Bronk's stuff, I think I have found the worst IG post created "in memory" of Marc Johnson-
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So much wrong here but my favorite pretty much every board has one truck mounted on top and one truck mounted on bottom, except Adams' tiny dildo board. Tiny for a board, not tiny for a dildo...
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This is so gross. AND the comments are mostly like "Hey my favorite dead pro isn't here". This shit is disrespectful as fuck. Burn it.
Holy mother of AI skate slop batman, this shit is atrocious. It gets worse the longer you look at it too.

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Re: lame instagram posts by pros
« Reply #18869 on: May 28, 2026, 07:39:37 AM »
It's possible that this could be pro level rage bait