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I installed a bidet under my toilet seat and it has honestly been life changing.
I do not understand North America's aversion to the bidet. People seem convinced that it is somehow sexually deviant, or cleaning one's butthole is superfluous.
It's fucking madness.
I'm American. I don't think it's a sexual thing, but I'll just speak for myself. I suppose I don't have one because:
-I think poop is going to splatter around the toilet bowl
-I think poop is going to splatter on the bidet
-Is it possible to pee onto the bidet, which, in turn, sprays onto your asshole? Seriously, this doesn't seem sanitary.
-Is it another thing to clean?
-Will a guest shit on it and feel embarrassed or proud?
-Will a guest see it and think it's an internet spy cam?
-Can I hook a camera up to it?