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If skateboarding was a religion
« on: October 26, 2018, 12:46:26 PM »
what skateboarders would be bible characters?

Dylan Rieder - Jesus Christ
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2018, 12:49:27 PM »
moses itkonen - Moses
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2018, 12:53:48 PM »
Rodney Mullen - God

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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2018, 12:57:38 PM »
Nike is like Noah's ark, trying to get two of every type of skater before the world floods.

Duane Peters is Joseph Smith.


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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2018, 12:58:26 PM »
Quote from: SneakySecrets on October 26, 2018, 12:49:27 PM
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2018, 12:58:58 PM »
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moses itkonen - Moses
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aaron snyder - aaron
jesus fernandez - jesus

this is easy
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2018, 01:00:15 PM »
quit sinnin
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2018, 01:08:09 PM »
Why if?  "What makes it not a religion?"  Seems closer to a relevant question imo.
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2018, 01:10:00 PM »
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2018, 01:12:21 PM »
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  Holy shit dude.  Your mental.
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2018, 01:14:05 PM »
"Praise him"
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2018, 01:25:49 PM »
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2018, 01:34:50 PM »
Neal Hendrix - Priest
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2018, 01:39:07 PM »
SLAP- Westboro Baptist Church
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2018, 01:40:00 PM »
bobby puleo - lot's wife that got turned into a pillar of salt
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2018, 01:42:44 PM »
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bobby puleo - lot's wife that got turned into a pillar of salt

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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2018, 01:45:36 PM »
Jamie Thomas is Lucifer
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2018, 01:47:17 PM »
nick merlino's laptop - the rock moses struck that stopped him from being allowed into the promised land
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2018, 01:57:02 PM »
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  Holy shit dude.  Your mental.

Yikes.  Bumming me out
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2018, 02:00:22 PM »
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2018, 02:08:15 PM »
Marc Johnson - Judas Iscariot
Jamie Thomas - Shadrach, Meshach & Abednego (all 3)
Brian Anderson - The Whore of Babylon
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2018, 02:16:29 PM »
skateboarding vs rollerblading was the crusades
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2018, 02:17:10 PM »
but they came back riding scooters and now terrorize our parks
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2018, 02:17:54 PM »
being a euro pro is like being Job
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2018, 02:19:09 PM »
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2018, 02:22:14 PM »
man, ya'll know a lot about the bible.
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2018, 02:44:39 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2018, 02:53:04 PM »
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