Author Topic: If skateboarding was a religion (Read 6195 times)

GAY · « **Reply #30 on:** October 26, 2018, 03:00:28 PM »

Grecco - Madonna

notcool · « **Reply #31 on:** October 26, 2018, 03:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Alois Hitler Jr. on October 26, 2018, 01:34:50 PM

Neal Hendrix - Priest

haha so easy yet so good

Hefe43 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 26, 2018, 04:13:07 PM »

NATAS = SATAN

Salty Lame Ass Poosey · « **Reply #33 on:** October 26, 2018, 04:20:47 PM »

Sterve Berra-ron l hubberd

excitableboy · « **Reply #34 on:** October 26, 2018, 06:03:59 PM »

Alan Gelfand - Luther

Rodney Mullen - Joseph Smith

SLS/Olympics - Eschaton

Mid-90s - Televangelism

Jereme Rogers - The Prodigal Son (minus the epiphany)

Jaws - Mortification of the flesh

Slap (print) - Scripture

Slap (forum) - fundamentalist cell

Allez_Jambon · « **Reply #35 on:** October 26, 2018, 11:09:45 PM »

David Loy - ezekiel 23:20

The only verse I know.

Jud Nestorkins · « **Reply #36 on:** October 26, 2018, 11:29:37 PM »

Quote from: Alois Hitler Jr. on October 26, 2018, 12:46:26 PM

what skateboarders would be bible characters?

Dylan Rieder - Jesus Christ

Well if we are going physically then Jesus would obviously be Haslam.

RonAllenGaveMeThisAndIAmStoked · « **Reply #37 on:** October 27, 2018, 02:42:23 AM »

Mostly impressed at the level or religious knowledge here. Even if it is largely Judeo-Christian in orientation.

Jud Nestorkins · « **Reply #38 on:** October 27, 2018, 03:17:42 AM »

I'd say Rodney would probably be King Solomon (due to both having infinite wisdom and shit).

Maybe Gator as Harod?

Keelan and baby scumbag would be Lot's daughters (due to the rape shit)

Dustin Dollin would be Job (because Dustin's had like 1761304721 injuries and still keeps skating and Job was basically Satan's punching bag and still followed god). By the way, it's Joe-b not Jaw-b.

Lewis Marnell would be Jesus since they both died too soon.

Oliver Percovich would be the apostle Paul (Due to Paul traveling to spread the word of god and Oliver spreading skating to other countries via Skateistan.)

JosephSmith · « **Reply #39 on:** October 27, 2018, 03:33:22 AM »

Quote from: streetsoup on October 26, 2018, 12:57:38 PM

Nike is like Noah's ark, trying to get two of every type of skater before the world floods.

Duane Peters is Joseph Smith.

We both said prayers (n did drugs clandestinely in the woods) and saw some shit.

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #40 on:** October 27, 2018, 04:41:48 PM »

^who's Brother Brigham then?

Any pals been involved with a skate church? There was an indoor park by my place in Denver that I'm pretty sure got tax except status by calling itself a church skatepark. I want in. "They Owe".

Edit*Skateuary was the name I think. A true skate sanctuary

fs overkrook · « **Reply #41 on:** October 27, 2018, 07:59:31 PM »

Nah.

Skateboarding would be some type of animistic mindset where Tom penny is drawn in caves and etched into trees

burn_to_live · « **Reply #42 on:** October 27, 2018, 08:47:10 PM »

Kirchart=Jesus

TD · « **Reply #43 on:** October 27, 2018, 11:00:16 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 26, 2018, 01:39:07 PM

SLAP- Westboro Baptist Church

*Westboro SLAPtist Church

AnnihilationTime · « **Reply #44 on:** October 27, 2018, 11:40:14 PM »

Greyson Fletcher - Odin

Bam - Loki

Early 2000s - Niflehiem

scooters / olympics - Ragnarok

El toro - Ättestupa

s.k.a.t.e - Holmgang

Barcelona - Valhalla

Leticia Bufoni - Freya

Mullen - Yggdrasil

fartface · « **Reply #45 on:** October 28, 2018, 02:31:52 AM »

Lee Ralph = Jesus

Censored · « **Reply #46 on:** October 28, 2018, 02:49:28 AM »

Is this thread supposed to be funny?

Salad farmer · « **Reply #47 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:12:40 AM »

PJ is Muhammad, you're not getting any footage.

Vert Reynolds · « **Reply #48 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:24:44 AM »

Daniel Castillo & LiL Schmatty would split time as Baby Jesus

Steve Rocco would be "David" and the "Giant" would be the big 5 Sk8 companies he took Down.....Powell peralta, Santa Cruz, Vision, Thrasher, Transworld

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #49 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:42:50 AM »

Quote from: Censored on October 28, 2018, 02:49:28 AM

Is this thread supposed to be funny?

As apposed to what other hilarious slap thread tho?

Jewlien Burford · « **Reply #50 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:01:20 PM »

Lenny Kirk- A much more fucked up Zaccheus

Nosferatu · « **Reply #51 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:51:29 PM »

Fred Gall - The Good Samaritan

Steve Berra - Judas

Get the strap · « **Reply #52 on:** October 28, 2018, 04:05:27 PM »

Quote from: RonAllenGaveMeThisAndIAmStoked on October 27, 2018, 02:42:23 AM

Mostly impressed at the level or religious knowledge here. Even if it is largely Judeo-Christian in orientation.

Yeah me too...pretty incredible...I wonder if any are cheating or know this shit off the dome.

Rick Howard - Noah
Girl - The Ark
The Berrics - Hell
Fred Gall - Dalai Lama

themanwhomakes · « **Reply #53 on:** October 28, 2018, 04:50:25 PM »

I think that what this thread is really lacking is an “ALL HAIL CARDIEL!”

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #54 on:** October 28, 2018, 05:08:18 PM »

Quote from: Get the strap on October 28, 2018, 04:05:27 PM

Quote from: RonAllenGaveMeThisAndIAmStoked on October 27, 2018, 02:42:23 AM
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Yeah me too...pretty incredible...I wonder if any are cheating or know this shit off the dome.

Rick Howard - Noah
Girl - The Ark
The Berrics - Hell
Fred Gall - Dalai Lama

Wow so you say you concur about the Bible knowledge being impressive and then you throw in the dalai lama?

MC3 · « **Reply #55 on:** October 28, 2018, 05:47:54 PM »

Pat Pasquale - Adam

Ziad · « **Reply #56 on:** October 29, 2018, 04:09:50 AM »

Hello sir, do you have a minute to talk? have you heard about Slap?

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #57 on:** October 29, 2018, 08:31:24 AM »

I thought this thread was going to make comparisons between religion and skateboarding in terms of the obsessive ritualization and incessant infighting over who's doing it properly.

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #58 on:** October 29, 2018, 08:41:02 AM »

pat duffy- pat robertson

GAY · « **Reply #59 on:** October 29, 2018, 09:08:22 AM »

What do you call 2 gay guys named Bob Burnquist?

Oral Roberts!

Author Topic: If skateboarding was a religion (Read 6195 times)

notcool

fs overkrook

Jewlien Burford

Get the strap

SHIREFLIP

Beeda Weeda