BAM checks in to rehab for third time

[Allen.]

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I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020

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Slap Death Pool:
Artie Lang Vs. Bam Margera Vs. Phelps Vs. Sean Connery

WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?

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Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.

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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.

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I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

I've heard of friends of friends doing that with e pills in the early/mid 2000's during the Great Weed Drought

[Owen]

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I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020

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Slap Death Pool:
Artie Lang Vs. Bam Margera Vs. Phelps Vs. Sean Connery

WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?

[close]

Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.

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I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.

[close]

I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

How exactly does this work?

[realitycontrol]

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I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020

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Slap Death Pool:
Artie Lang Vs. Bam Margera Vs. Phelps Vs. Sean Connery

WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?

[close]

Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.

[close]

I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.

[close]

I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

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How exactly does this work?

Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.

[Owen]

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I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020

[close]

Slap Death Pool:
Artie Lang Vs. Bam Margera Vs. Phelps Vs. Sean Connery

WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?

[close]

Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.

[close]

I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.

[close]

I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

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How exactly does this work?

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Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.

Intriguing. Seems to work well. Wanna shake hands?

[Willie]

hmmm its weird why would he screenshot from the video of the trick he landed.... he always post videos.

I always liked how Bam threw these into lines at FDR but let's be fair - they are barely a trick.

[Painted Baby]

For further information about ingesting drugs through your butt please enjoy this Jaws Jenkem Interview thread from last year:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=99429.msg2785115#msg2785115

There's a lot of good information in there. I apologize in advance if it looks like I'm trying to shut this down. I just want to make sure everyone is as informed about butt stuff as they could possibly be.

[GAY]

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I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020

[close]

Slap Death Pool:
Artie Lang Vs. Bam Margera Vs. Phelps Vs. Sean Connery

WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?

[close]

Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.

[close]

I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.

[close]

I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

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How exactly does this work?

[close]

Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.

No no no that's not how you do it. You dissolve the coke or meth in water and put the water in a syringe plunger. Then you stick that up your ass and plunge away.

[iKobrakai]

A long time ago I that by crushing valium, smearing the powder on a condom and then... Well, you know... Not my proudest achievement.

The ass works better because of how easily it gets drugs into blood stream.

[Joclo]

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I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020

[close]

Slap Death Pool:
Artie Lang Vs. Bam Margera Vs. Phelps Vs. Sean Connery

WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?

[close]

Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.

[close]

I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.

[close]

I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

[close]

How exactly does this work?

[close]

Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.

[close]

No no no that's not how you do it. You dissolve the coke or meth in water and put the water in a syringe plunger. Then you stick that up your ass and plunge away.

Yes folks, this is the proper technique for this route of administration

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

Put a 8 ball in this we dont use condoms over here

[Bagelskate]

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I'll be shocked if he makes it to 2020

[close]

Slap Death Pool:
Artie Lang Vs. Bam Margera Vs. Phelps Vs. Sean Connery

WHO will survive and WHAT will be left of them?

[close]

Man, Arties nose is one of the most fucked up things I've seen. He needs to work on his technique or something.

But, still go with Bam after nine months of crust in the tenderloin.

[close]

I think it's going to come down to a crack-off.

[close]

I worked at a tech company in a major college town for a few years. One day, I’m taking an intern to lunch and she brings up cocaine use. Then she proceeds to go on about how “Booty Bumping” helped keep your nose clean and you got more high from anally ingesting cocaine. I was mesmerized.

Artie, if you’re reading this, #BootyBumpsSaveNoses.

[close]

How exactly does this work?

[close]

Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.

[close]

No no no that's not how you do it. You dissolve the coke or meth in water and put the water in a syringe plunger. Then you stick that up your ass and plunge away.

[close]

Yes folks, this is the proper technique for this route of administration

Stevie nicks can confirm that is the right way to do it.

[GAY]

Put a 8 ball in this we dont use condoms over here

I like how it's even got that leather fetish look going on.

[Fred Savage]

I feel bad for Bam. It wasn't  easy to be a celebirty as a child. I know what he's going through.  I hope he skates again.

[ungzilla]

how are you doing though

[everythingisgreat]

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I like how it's even got that leather fetish look going on.

Like it’s going out for the evening 😂

[fakie nollie]

I feel bad for Bam. It wasn't  easy to be a celebirty as a child. I know what he's going through.  I hope he skates again.

Please tell me all of your posts come from you in character as Fred Savage.

[SneakySecrets]

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I feel bad for Bam. It wasn't  easy to be a celebirty as a child. I know what he's going through.  I hope he skates again.

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Please tell me all of your posts come from you in character as Fred Savage.

Fred: were there ever any behind the scenes “fireworks” between you and Winnie? (And I’m not talking about the kind on the 4th of July if you know what I mean!)

[Soft Boiled]

Hey Fred, loved you in The Wizard, but I’ve always wondered, Did Marlyn Manson really play Paul in the Wonder Years?

[southphillytapwater]

hmmm its weird why would he screenshot from the video of the trick he landed.... he always post videos.

The photo he posted of Andy Roy doing a fastplant at FDR on the Fourth of July was a bail shot, so this wouldn't be a first offense.

[realitycontrol]

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Crush/grind up the drug of choice into a fine powder, put the powder on your finger, put your finger in your ass.

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No no no that's not how you do it. You dissolve the coke or meth in water and put the water in a syringe plunger. Then you stick that up your ass and plunge away.

Well, fuck! Lots of MDMA and meth I wasted in my 20s!

[Seadramon]

how are you doing though

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

[Painted Baby]

That is a wild fucking instagram account homie.

[GAY]

whadda Q T PI!

[Bagelskate]

This face will forever haunt my dreams

[pizzafliptofakie]

A guy from my high school had the same flowery Heartagram tattoo that Bam has on his lower stomach, and he would always try to come to my music class without a shirt and every time it didn't go well.

[ungzilla]

you know what they say, no shirt no shoes no sheet music

[Francis Xavier]

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This face will forever haunt my dreams

It's on par with someone passing out drunk, getting their face sharpied, and then being stoked on it so much so that you go and get it all permanently marked forever via an expensive tattoo sitting.

[SneakySecrets]

Better than a Monster energy drink tattoo I suppose.

[Alois Hitler Jr.]

I wonder what would Bam say. would he approve?