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the pops mosaic reference in the vic video was so good and the diss track was all time, but that being said my vote has to go to nsw
I feel like NSW has an unfair advantage though (and I'm from Sydney). Having said that, VIC made me want to go out and skate more. Need the full lyrics to that diss track too!
The New South Wales van could be a souped up Hillsong bus,
The people that inhabit it are sober as a judge,
Noah, Squish and Robert Pace live in a state of fear,
Know Dane and Jake will kill them if they touch a can of beer,
Robert Pace wait what was that at the end of your last part?
Smith to frontside boardslide may as well have been a fart,
The nsw nerds they see Dane Burman as the chief
Its no wonder on day 2 it meant that floydos had to leave!
I’M NOT A COCKROACH AND I’M NOT A CANETOAD
I AM A VICTORIAN, A PARASITIC BLOODSUCKING DOG!
RICKY GLASER CARRIES US AND LINCOLN CHILD’S BUMMED,
SLAW AND KIRKSY ON THE MEMES AND GEOFF IS PURE SCUM!
X2
The Queensland team combined IQ of 165,
You take out Jackson Pilz’s brain it drops to 39,
Jake Duncombe and Mashy star in dumb and dumber 3,
Squish could also join in but he skates for the wrong team,
Mashys throat be lookin’ like an open cut coal mine,
And productivity has reached a terminal decline,
Things they wouldn’t be so bad, it wouldn’t look so bloody,
If only red had been replaced by surly Andrew curry!
I’M NOT A COCKROACH AND I’M NOT A CANETOAD
I AM A VICTORIAN, A PARASITIC BLOODSUCKING DOG!
RICKY GLASER CARRIES US AND LINCOLN CHILD’S BUMMED,
SLAW AND KIRKSY ON THE MEMES AND GEOFF IS PURE SCUM!
X2
We’re locked in Conz’s garage and we’re fuckin’ goin’ off!
Lincoln child’s given up and geoff’s a drunken sloth
$3.50 scallop burger is the food that we all choose,
Condition of our giant can is worse than Duncombes shoes,
Bryce do you ride for Hoddle? Do you ride for Habitat?
The Bundy polar bear has had his genitals detached,
1000m boardslide by the filthy bastard Conz
Has guaranteed Victorians the glory of the bronze
I’M NOT A COCKROACH AND I’M NOT A CANETOAD
I AM A VICTORIAN, A PARASITIC BLOODSUCKING DOG!
RICKY GLASER CARRIES US AND LINCOLN CHILD’S BUMMED,
SLAW AND KIRKSY ON THE MEMES AND GEOFF IS PURE SCUM!
X2