J3R3M3 ROGERS STYLIN' ON YOU

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Holy shit!!

Holy shit!!

[Monkey_Mcpott]

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[winecrab]

"Hot as a pen, hot like the men". He's so bad it's ridiculous.  I wish him the best though and respect that he does what he likes even though everyone thinks he's trash.

[Switch FS K-Swiss Grind]

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Yeah honestly. This is some jock shit. If you’re out there making music and having fun who fucking cares what skill level you’re at.

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Out of everyone in the skate world, i bet JR has the thickest skin (and dick). i dont think he cares about anyones opinions, especially ones on slap.

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I just assumed the poster was making fun of all the ‘its ok to be a shit skater’ anti-jock comments in other skater beef threads. Applying it to Jerog was funny because it highlighted how it doesnt matter how terrible you look or how bad you are, you should get a hall pass from the anti-jock association. Was I thinking too meta?

Speaking of jock shit, every time I see your sig I hate Carlos Ribiero even more. Poor cameraman just fell off a ramp and this asshole's immediate reaction is to turn to his friends and laugh. What an absolute fucking douche canoe.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I wish him the best though and respect that he does what he likes even though everyone thinks he's trash.

you do? You're a bigger man than me. Jereme is 100% cringe, he's my car crash of the skateworld though.
I honestly think he has some sort of learning disability that makes him clinically unaware of just how bad he is. If he was just a a terrible rapper then I could probably handle it, but the whole woke AF shtick mixed with how he thinks he's god's gift to women gives me 3rd hand embarrassment 

[winecrab]

Yeah he's cringey as fuck but I kinda feel sorry for him. I wonder if his confidence/personality is real or just an act. Btw, thanks for the watch recommendations! I really appreciate you taking the time.

[Black Frycook]

J Casanova is pure Shalom whether you want to accept it or not

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[Bobbypanda]

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this is sig worthy

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Wayyy ahead of ya.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Yeah he's cringey as fuck but I kinda feel sorry for him. I wonder if his confidence/personality is real or just an act. Btw, thanks for the watch recommendations! I really appreciate you taking the time.

I think personally that he may be in the closet considering how much time he spends trying to convince the world that he a is a raging hetero!
Oh yeah, I was wondering if you got those, didn't want to post that essay in the crail thread but I hope you've found something you like ... or at least are on the journey to finding something you like. I didn't really go into watch dimensions because it's like getting stuck in the madness of wheelbase but unless you've got hulk like wrists, try not to go any bigger than say 41mm for something that isn't a diver/ pilot's watch (g-shocks may be the exception here because their dimensions are often decieving)

[TheLurper]

I enjoy his rapping because it dispels the myth that "anyone can be a rapper." This dude has been trying to become a rapper for so long and he is still just so terrible. If it was easy, he would have made at least one decent song by now.



Also, I wonder if he just keeps going and he puts on this crazy persona because he gave up a pretty solid future in skateboarding and now there is no turning back. Admitting defeat to himself or anyone else would just be too much, so he keeps on hoping (pretending) this shit has a chance and it isn't terrible.

[Jud Nestorkins]

Do something with this gem please!






















edit: This thread is gold by the way! Love how E is all butthurt about us making fun and then he joins in.

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

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For reference: https://efukt.com/21285_SHITPOST.html

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Holy shit!!

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Yo, sometimes when I think of how weird people are this is the clip that comes to mind and you Cuban Lynx have brought it a full circle.

YO! I remember seeing this on efukt!
Everytime I see a street pole I think of this and not about pole jams anymore... 

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Yeah honestly. This is some jock shit. If you’re out there making music and having fun who fucking cares what skill level you’re at.

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Out of everyone in the skate world, i bet JR has the thickest skin (and dick). i dont think he cares about anyones opinions, especially ones on slap.

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I just assumed the poster was making fun of all the ‘its ok to be a shit skater’ anti-jock comments in other skater beef threads. Applying it to Jerog was funny because it highlighted how it doesnt matter how terrible you look or how bad you are, you should get a hall pass from the anti-jock association. Was I thinking too meta?

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It was a copy/paste of a quote from feedmeseymour in yesterday's beef thread. I just changed "skating" to making music...

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Oh I got the reference.

I said that concerning someone who posts here because he was “outed” for being critical of pro skaters while sucking at skating himself.

The difference is that poster didn’t put himself out there to be judged, someone else posted a video of him skating to try and shit on him. that ain’t shalom.

Jereme/Moonordie uploaded a video to youtube, someone else posted their videos on slap to shit on them. So what was the difference?

People taking E's post seriously, how stupid are you?

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Yeah he's cringey as fuck but I kinda feel sorry for him. I wonder if his confidence/personality is real or just an act. Btw, thanks for the watch recommendations! I really appreciate you taking the time.

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I think personally that he may be in the closet considering how much time he spends trying to convince the world that he a is a raging hetero!
Oh yeah, I was wondering if you got those, didn't want to post that essay in the crail thread but I hope you've found something you like ... or at least are on the journey to finding something you like. I didn't really go into watch dimensions because it's like getting stuck in the madness of wheelbase but unless you've got hulk like wrists, try not to go any bigger than say 41mm for something that isn't a diver/ pilot's watch (g-shocks may be the exception here because their dimensions are often decieving)

Ooh we got a 2nd secret watch thread up in here

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Yeah honestly. This is some jock shit. If you’re out there making music and having fun who fucking cares what skill level you’re at.

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Out of everyone in the skate world, i bet JR has the thickest skin (and dick). i dont think he cares about anyones opinions, especially ones on slap.

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I just assumed the poster was making fun of all the ‘its ok to be a shit skater’ anti-jock comments in other skater beef threads. Applying it to Jerog was funny because it highlighted how it doesnt matter how terrible you look or how bad you are, you should get a hall pass from the anti-jock association. Was I thinking too meta?

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It was a copy/paste of a quote from feedmeseymour in yesterday's beef thread. I just changed "skating" to making music...

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Oh I got the reference.

I said that concerning someone who posts here because he was “outed” for being critical of pro skaters while sucking at skating himself.

The difference is that poster didn’t put himself out there to be judged, someone else posted a video of him skating to try and shit on him. that ain’t shalom.

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Jereme/Moonordie uploaded a video to youtube, someone else posted their videos on slap to shit on them. So what was the difference?

People taking E's post seriously, how stupid are you?

Jereme is trying to get famous/known for his raps at this point, that dude isn’t trying to get in the spotlight with his skating.

A homie skate video is much different than a soundcloud music video. Let me know if I gotta break it down further for you

Edit: besides, we are making fun of his outfit more than his music in this thread

Shalom

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

It's very sad he just refuses to admit that he straight up SUCKS at rapping...

[Burnt_Reynolds]

Jerome needs to put out a skate clip.
If he was riding hard nobody would harsh on his sweet jams.

[goeatsomefriedbread]

"But Sherm, if you go, where shall I go?! What shall I do??!!"

"Frankly my dear...magnums is what I fit..."

[ramplocal]

"But Sherm, if you go, where shall I go?! What shall I do??!!"

"Frankly my dear...magnums is what I fit..."

Holy shit, this one is amazing

[DanTheDoucher]

Bahahahahaha

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[Utopos]

Jerome needs to put out a skate clip.
If he was riding hard nobody would harsh on his sweet jams.

I was really surprised how much he helped out on KOTR. He admitted that he just went to be on TV but he was really down for the cause.

[headtowall]

Jerome needs to put out a skate clip.
If he was riding hard nobody would harsh on his sweet jams.

dude is on IG stories legit dancing around with visible coke boogers at least 4 days a week. Hes way off the deep end

[Skibb]

Hahahah, ooooh boy.

[FLstrange]

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this is sig worthy

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Wayyy ahead of ya.

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he swinging on that papa cock now. maybe he should change his rap handle to lil tarzan.

[PincherBug]

Swingin' on that papa cock.      Swag

[Deputy Wendell]

holy fucking Slap...i can't help but to wonder if--in his wildest imagination--Jereme could have foreseen that some element of his music video would end up thus...y'all need Jesus.

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this rap shit is for money laundering or something?

this and TK, these two should team up, i could watch that trainwreck all day.