Author Topic: Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)  (Read 176457 times)

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.
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Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.
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Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?

No, all the girls I've been with just happened to shave. I trim these days but didnt always. I've definitely had chicks give me head and pause because they had to get a pube out of their mouth. I was going through my sex tapes yesterday on my phone and at the beginning of one of them this girl had to stop like 3 times cuz of the pubes in her mouth. She laughed it off after the 3rd time though. It's a good watch, you can hear KOTR 2012 playing in the background at full volume.

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.
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Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.
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Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?
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No, all the girls I've been with just happened to shave. I trim these days but didnt always. I've definitely had chicks give me head and pause because they had to get a pube out of their mouth. I was going through my sex tapes yesterday on my phone and at the beginning of one of them this girl had to stop like 3 times cuz of the pubes in her mouth. She laughed it off after the 3rd time though. It's a good watch, you can hear KOTR 2012 playing in the background at full volume.
That’s fucking hilarious.

os89 is right about how you take whatever during a hookup but also nobody said they don’t hookup with a chick if they aren’t shaved.

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.
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Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.
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Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?
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I’m not winecrab but that’s pretty common. I prefer someone shaved and myself to be shaved actually. I feel cleaner and can see what’s going on down there. I only go razor close like twice a month and use a trimmer the rest of the time. The only thing that sucks is sweat or itch. Itch can be negated if you make sure to exfoliate (I use the same scrub sponge I use for the rest of my body) and just rub conditioner on all your shaved areas last thing before you rinse off. Sweat I am just now addressing with some stuff called Fresh Balls. Got it over the weekend. It’s a lotion your rub on that turns into like a powder. It keeps you from sweating and smelling if you are a filthy fuck who stinks. The only thing that sucks is it can wipe off and you look like you dropped a deodorant stick in your drawers.
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Gold Bond works on swamp ass for both the depilated and hirsute among us. Plus you can pretty much get that shit anywhere.
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I was gonna try it actually. I just know there was some shit going on where talc was bad so I didn’t want it on my nuts. I’ll check it out though.
Good lookin out. There is apparently some risk because of the talc. I walk a lot on the daily and gotta have some powder to keep from getting chaffed as hell. It looks like the cornstarch stuff is safe to use since it subs out the talc. I guess I'll find out lol

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.
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Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.
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Yea, its not much different,just navigate the jungle. It's not rocket science.

Kill your self
There's lots of ways to eat bush
Figure it out
on the commentary for the scene where jeremy klein rollerblades at that little skatepark he said the actual blader with dreads who was there came up to him and asked him if he listens to korn

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.
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Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.
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Yea, its not much different,just navigate the jungle. It's not rocket science.
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Kill your self
There's lots of ways to eat bush
Figure it out

skin side down?

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.
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Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.
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Yea, its not much different,just navigate the jungle. It's not rocket science.
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Kill your self
There's lots of ways to eat bush
Figure it out
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SHAVED skin side down?

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.
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Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.
[close]
Yea, its not much different,just navigate the jungle. It's not rocket science.
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Kill your self
There's lots of ways to eat bush
Figure it out
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SHAVED skin side down?
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Bush side down

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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I’m sleeping on a California king with rubber sheets just in case ya know. But a fucks a fuck. Shoot cum then ask questions later, I mean I can get the demon  nut outta my balls hairy chick or not. But if there’s gonna be a world world 2 in the bedroom she better gunning at me smooth as a babies bottom cause I respect woman I keep my nads trimmed and proper cause ya never know when someone’s gonna try and stick their face between your legs

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I'm sorry I just can't watch anyone skate if they have a bush. I need smooth peepees only for my skaters.
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At least my pubes don’t look like neen’s head that shits dis respectful


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I've spent some time in the bush, and I like to think I've emerged a better man. I would hesitate if her armpit hair was longer than mine though. Potentially a bush you could get lost and die in.

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#Teambush

#bringbackthegnar

Getting lost in the jungle is my kind of adventure.

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if you can't appreciate both bush and no bush equally, then I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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#teamIndianaJones by jungle or desert,I am in.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Something weird is that it seems a lot of guys shave their chest. It was hot as hell out skating today and I wanted to take off my shirt but I was feeling like a wookie in comparison to everyone else.

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Something weird is that it seems a lot of guys shave their chest. It was hot as hell out skating today and I wanted to take off my shirt but I was feeling like a wookie in comparison to everyone else.

Roll with it dude! Quality girls like hairy men.

When my ex wife went back to England she had left a bottle of Nair in the bathroom, and in a stupid act of defiance (she always told me not to touch it) I spread that shit over my entire body. I paid close attention to directions as I was fully aware of the possibility of chemical burn.. I was however unaware that regardless of how long I left that demon jizz applied that it was going to incinerate my poor ghastly body. I quickly showered in horror as the hair melted away exposing my blistering napalm damaged nipples. I was also considerably chubbier as than I had hoped when the yeti version had stripped away to reveal the Casper version of my being. What I got out of the experience was to respect the hair, because I can no longer grow that shit on my head.

A quality girl will respect your body hair game.

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Xena: Warrior Princess had hairy legs. #teamlizzie

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if you can't appreciate both bush and no bush equally, then I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you

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Navigate the forest, be a vampire, get hungry on it girl

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Landing strips are where it's at. Best of both worlds.

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lizzie is cute as fuck

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You guys are tripping pit hair's chill

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lizzie is cute as fuck

A solid 5, for sure.

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Nothing wrong with keeping your shit clean and trimmed. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says. A bush bush, like a big one is gross. Short hair or a landing strip is ok, but I’m not trying to floss and eat pussy at the same time. Especially if you’re gonna eat a chicks ass, the last thing you want is some dirty ass hair. In the end though if it’s a relationship you find what works for both of you. Honestly I think if both are shaved it actually feels better too. You can get more skin to skin contact.

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I don't think anyone is against trim and clean, it's more the "oh I could never touch anything with hair on it" stance...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Nothing wrong with keeping your shit clean and trimmed. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says. A bush bush, like a big one is gross. Short hair or a landing strip is ok, but I’m not trying to floss and eat pussy at the same time. Especially if you’re gonna eat a chicks ass, the last thing you want is some dirty ass hair. In the end though if it’s a relationship you find what works for both of you. Honestly I think if both are shaved it actually feels better too. You can get more skin to skin contact.

And you can more easily contract diseases, so everyone wins.

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Nothing wrong with keeping your shit clean and trimmed. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says. A bush bush, like a big one is gross. Short hair or a landing strip is ok, but I’m not trying to floss and eat pussy at the same time. Especially if you’re gonna eat a chicks ass, the last thing you want is some dirty ass hair. In the end though if it’s a relationship you find what works for both of you. Honestly I think if both are shaved it actually feels better too. You can get more skin to skin contact.
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And you can more easily contract diseases, so everyone wins.
Honestly I’ve only had casual sex once so it’s not a worry for me. I just can’t do it. I feel too awkward, I gotta have a connection. I wouldn’t even consider that one time casual.
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Also, I work for a feminist organisation and had this conversation about body hair with 10 girls. One girl was all like 'yeah I'm doing it to rebel to the patriarchy'.

And most girls that actually DO something were getting at her: ''If you're 'fighting the patriarchy' and ALL you can do is post pictures on instagram about how you think it's important that you can grow out your body hair, get-the-f*ck-out... seriously, you're making us look like a joke.''

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Also she better uses this in her next videopart or I'm going to be disappointed :(