Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)

[hotstudios_on_youtube]

Add this to #Lavendergate, Gents.

-Lizzie gets a 5 min feature, scores 1 million plus views in less than 2 weeks:




-Nora gets the kitchen sink (shortfilm doc 4 X's the length of the former, complete w/testimonials), fails to break 800k in a years time:

 

 


Possible Prognosis: Nora believes Lizzie's continued success attributed to the co-opt of the color purple = Indignancy. Both run it hard (eg Lizzie @ 1:50-1:53: purple flowers, purple tea kettle). 

Solution: Occupy something. Stage a sit-in, until both parties reach an amicable settlement. Preferably we rush into the vans combi bowl at their next contest, form a human shield and refuse for move.  #Pray for peace #WeLuhDaLadies #FriendshipsNeverDie

Nora has yet to get a cover?

[Tarifs are Real]

What are they gonna co-brand with Tide? Vans magic stain remover eraser coming soon? If Lizzie drops the edit of her licking ice cream and spilling everywhere over her shoes, she wins...trend watch...

[leftjab13]

Why do these chicks shave... blah blah blah

something tells me you aint got nothing to worry about.

[datura]

Why do these chicks shave their poosey’s but not their legs? I don’t get it, when I’m rocking missionary and holding on to ankles and calves, I don’t want a palm full of sweaty hair. Makes me all insecure about my sexuality

lmao

[datura]

also, has anyone suggested "was on tumblr from ages 12-17" as the reason for their similar aesthetics? Because that's it

[Francis Xavier]

also, has anyone suggested "was on tumblr from ages 12-17" as the reason for their similar aesthetics? Because that's it

Yea fuck tumblr and their porn removing asses

[papo]

Nora needs to do less talking and step her skating up or stfu eternally.

[Francis Xavier]

Look guys some girls are just fuzzy.

[Reese]

I expected full blown happy trail

Maybe next time

[Francis Xavier]

I expected full blown happy trail

Maybe next time

I bet one of em' calls it the purple brick road.

[feedmeseymour]

Look guys some girls are just fuzzy.

Fuzzy legs I can kinda deal with if I’m thirsty enough, but hairy armpits on a girl is something I cannot ignore. Though the two usually go hand in hand

[Francis Xavier]

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Look guys some girls are just fuzzy.

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Fuzzy legs I can kinda deal with if I’m thirsty enough, but hairy armpits on a girl is something I cannot ignore. Though the two usually go hand in hand

You're not wrong. Haha

[Seadramon]

Why do these chicks shave their poosey’s but not their legs? I don’t get it, when I’m rocking missionary and holding on to ankles and calves, I don’t want a palm full of sweaty hair. Makes me all insecure about my sexuality

It's almost as if they're doing what they want and not what you want. Fuckin' crazy thinking a girl would do what she wants with her body without any regard for your preference.. 

[Eds_gallerist]

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Why do these chicks shave their poosey’s but not their legs? I don’t get it, when I’m rocking missionary and holding on to ankles and calves, I don’t want a palm full of sweaty hair. Makes me all insecure about my sexuality

[close]

It's almost as if they're doing what they want and not what you want. Fuckin' crazy thinking a girl would do what she wants with her body without any regard for your preference.. 

Exactly.  Fuck off with your insecurities boys.

[winecrab]

Yum

[DirtyBurger]

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also, has anyone suggested "was on tumblr from ages 12-17" as the reason for their similar aesthetics? Because that's it

[close]

Yea fuck tumblr and their porn removing asses

They lost about 90% of their market when they got rid of all those very specific fetish pics that I definitely never went there for.

Team Lizzie

[Bighugemegajohnson]

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Why do these chicks shave their poosey’s but not their legs? I don’t get it, when I’m rocking missionary and holding on to ankles and calves, I don’t want a palm full of sweaty hair. Makes me all insecure about my sexuality

[close]

It's almost as if they're doing what they want and not what you want. Fuckin' crazy thinking a girl would do what she wants with her body without any regard for your preference.. 

Shit I thought chicks just wanted to fuck me
Cause I want to fuck them. If I wanted to bang a dude he better shave his legs too

[squippy]

Team Nora. I can't back the leg hair either.

[squippy]

Yum

Read some of the comments. White Knights everywhere

[oldbummer]

With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

[Seadramon]

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Why do these chicks shave their poosey’s but not their legs? I don’t get it, when I’m rocking missionary and holding on to ankles and calves, I don’t want a palm full of sweaty hair. Makes me all insecure about my sexuality

[close]

It's almost as if they're doing what they want and not what you want. Fuckin' crazy thinking a girl would do what she wants with her body without any regard for your preference.. 

[close]

If I wanted to bang a dude he better shave his legs too

ah shit.. you made me laugh.

[winecrab]

With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.

[os89]

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

[close]

Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.

Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?

[Francis Xavier]

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

[close]

Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.

Yea, its not much different,just navigate the jungle. It's not rocket science.

[Francis Xavier]

I'm imagining every poster on the last page and a half kicking a woman out of bed because her body isn't shaved to their exact specifications and that makes them uncomfortable while quietly laughing to myself.

All these poor fools naked and bald downstairs- on a twin size bed

[50mm]

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

[close]

Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.

[close]

Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?

I’m not winecrab but that’s pretty common. I prefer someone shaved and myself to be shaved actually. I feel cleaner and can see what’s going on down there. I only go razor close like twice a month and use a trimmer the rest of the time. The only thing that sucks is sweat or itch. Itch can be negated if you make sure to exfoliate (I use the same scrub sponge I use for the rest of my body) and just rub conditioner on all your shaved areas last thing before you rinse off. Sweat I am just now addressing with some stuff called Fresh Balls. Got it over the weekend. It’s a lotion your rub on that turns into like a powder. It keeps you from sweating and smelling if you are a filthy fuck who stinks. The only thing that sucks is it can wipe off and you look like you dropped a deodorant stick in your drawers.

[SlapRhaters]

That’s just disgusting, unfollowed

[Painted Baby]

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

[close]

Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.

[close]

Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?

[close]

I’m not winecrab but that’s pretty common. I prefer someone shaved and myself to be shaved actually. I feel cleaner and can see what’s going on down there. I only go razor close like twice a month and use a trimmer the rest of the time. The only thing that sucks is sweat or itch. Itch can be negated if you make sure to exfoliate (I use the same scrub sponge I use for the rest of my body) and just rub conditioner on all your shaved areas last thing before you rinse off. Sweat I am just now addressing with some stuff called Fresh Balls. Got it over the weekend. It’s a lotion your rub on that turns into like a powder. It keeps you from sweating and smelling if you are a filthy fuck who stinks. The only thing that sucks is it can wipe off and you look like you dropped a deodorant stick in your drawers.

Gold Bond works on swamp ass for both the depilated and hirsute among us. Plus you can pretty much get that shit anywhere.

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

[close]

Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.

[close]

Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?

[close]

I’m not winecrab but that’s pretty common. I prefer someone shaved and myself to be shaved actually. I feel cleaner and can see what’s going on down there. I only go razor close like twice a month and use a trimmer the rest of the time. The only thing that sucks is sweat or itch. Itch can be negated if you make sure to exfoliate (I use the same scrub sponge I use for the rest of my body) and just rub conditioner on all your shaved areas last thing before you rinse off. Sweat I am just now addressing with some stuff called Fresh Balls. Got it over the weekend. It’s a lotion your rub on that turns into like a powder. It keeps you from sweating and smelling if you are a filthy fuck who stinks. The only thing that sucks is it can wipe off and you look like you dropped a deodorant stick in your drawers.

[close]

Gold Bond works on swamp ass for both the depilated and hirsute among us. Plus you can pretty much get that shit anywhere.

I was gonna try it actually. I just know there was some shit going on where talc was bad so I didn’t want it on my nuts. I’ll check it out though.

[os89]

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With the severe bangs and leg hair Lizzie isn't even the best looking girl in her relationship.

[close]

Yeah Axel is a qt and way out of her league. Anyone here eat Bush? I've never been with a chick that wasn't fully shaved.

[close]

Do the girls have to go through a rigorous screening process before you fuck them? Do you shave? Or are the girls licking your hairy balls while you be a hypocrite and don't yourself?

[close]

I’m not winecrab but that’s pretty common. I prefer someone shaved and myself to be shaved actually. I feel cleaner and can see what’s going on down there. I only go razor close like twice a month and use a trimmer the rest of the time. The only thing that sucks is sweat or itch. Itch can be negated if you make sure to exfoliate (I use the same scrub sponge I use for the rest of my body) and just rub conditioner on all your shaved areas last thing before you rinse off. Sweat I am just now addressing with some stuff called Fresh Balls. Got it over the weekend. It’s a lotion your rub on that turns into like a powder. It keeps you from sweating and smelling if you are a filthy fuck who stinks. The only thing that sucks is it can wipe off and you look like you dropped a deodorant stick in your drawers.

If you are in a relationship, you have a conversation and figure it out between each other. Random hookups are another story though, you have to be prepared for anything.

Some people (kids) on the here need to stop being pooseys, take a cue from Beavis and Butthead, and just be stoked to score.