Author Topic: Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)  (Read 176217 times)

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Yo it looks like Lizzie got a haircut....and it’s an awfully similar length to Nora’s. Perhaps she’s stealing Nora’s signature hair length? Apparently Axel gave her the hair cut. Does this mean Axel subconsciously has a thing for Nora?

Lpq, you know what to do.

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Yo it looks like Lizzie got a haircut....and it’s an awfully similar length to Nora’s. Perhaps she’s stealing Nora’s signature hair length? Apparently Axel gave her the hair cut. Does this mean Axel subconsciously has a thing for Nora?

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                   genderless skaters
THEY ARE GIRLS! SO THEY HAVE TO LIKE THE SAME STUFF (COLOR)!
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No they are far from genderless skaters. They're very much girls that skate. Nothing wrong with that.
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Yo it looks like Lizzie got a haircut....and it’s an awfully similar length to Nora’s. Perhaps she’s stealing Nora’s signature hair length? Apparently Axel gave her the hair cut. Does this mean Axel subconsciously has a thing for Nora?

Lpq, you know what to do.
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Nora is fucking embarrassing. Lizzie has some dignity.












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Yo it looks like Lizzie got a haircut....and it’s an awfully similar length to Nora’s. Perhaps she’s stealing Nora’s signature hair length? Apparently Axel gave her the hair cut. Does this mean Axel subconsciously has a thing for Nora?

Lpq, you know what to do.
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So, the skate version of Single White Female?


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People that like karaoke are kooks.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo

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Yo it looks like Lizzie got a haircut....and it’s an awfully similar length to Nora’s. Perhaps she’s stealing Nora’s signature hair length? Apparently Axel gave her the hair cut. Does this mean Axel subconsciously has a thing for Nora?

Lpq, you know what to do.
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the Lizzie photo is just begging for a "stylin on"
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People that like karaoke are kooks/narcissists/desperate for attention .

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the Lizzie photo is just begging for a "stylin on"

Reported.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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People that like karaoke are kooks.

preach, i use to hang out with some people that always suggested it and id cringe, karaoke kooks are the worst.


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People that like karaoke are kooks.
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preach, i use to hang out with some people that always suggested it and id cringe, karaoke kooks are the worst.
Been dragged to three of them, they were all utterly uncomfortable. It's always the most boring cunts that want to go to them, because they're a few beers deep and want to flex with the one shitty song they taught themselves - so it's their time to shine, as if belching out Pop is Dead by Radiohead once a week will make up for their lifetime of misery/youth wasted at the bank. They let us smoke inside once, though - that was okay.

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People that like karaoke are kooks.
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preach, i use to hang out with some people that always suggested it and id cringe, karaoke kooks are the worst.
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Been dragged to three of them, they were all utterly uncomfortable. It's always the most boring cunts that want to go to them, because they're a few beers deep and want to flex with the one shitty song they taught themselves - so it's their time to shine, as if belching out Pop is Dead by Radiohead once a week will make up for their lifetime of misery/youth wasted at the bank. They let us smoke inside once, though - that was okay.

Yeah i cant even pretend to not be uncomfortable watching some fool butcher a song thats been done 100 times


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People that like karaoke are kooks.
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preach, i use to hang out with some people that always suggested it and id cringe, karaoke kooks are the worst.
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Been dragged to three of them, they were all utterly uncomfortable. It's always the most boring cunts that want to go to them, because they're a few beers deep and want to flex with the one shitty song they taught themselves - so it's their time to shine, as if belching out Pop is Dead by Radiohead once a week will make up for their lifetime of misery/youth wasted at the bank. They let us smoke inside once, though - that was okay.
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Yeah i cant even pretend to not be uncomfortable watching some fool butcher a song thats been done 100 times
Just like to say, though karaoke with tons of unknowns is trash, the private rooms that you rent with a few of your close friends are great. You dictate the entire playlist, you get beer brought to you mid-song, and, if youre in Tokyo and you miss the final train home, renting one of them to sleep in for a few hours is cheaper than a hotel.

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Nora has the same dog face as T Funk

only his pussy smells less like shit

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People that like karaoke are kooks.
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preach, i use to hang out with some people that always suggested it and id cringe, karaoke kooks are the worst.
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Been dragged to three of them, they were all utterly uncomfortable. It's always the most boring cunts that want to go to them, because they're a few beers deep and want to flex with the one shitty song they taught themselves - so it's their time to shine, as if belching out Pop is Dead by Radiohead once a week will make up for their lifetime of misery/youth wasted at the bank. They let us smoke inside once, though - that was okay.
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Yeah i cant even pretend to not be uncomfortable watching some fool butcher a song thats been done 100 times
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Just like to say, though karaoke with tons of unknowns is trash, the private rooms that you rent with a few of your close friends are great. You dictate the entire playlist, you get beer brought to you mid-song, and, if youre in Tokyo and you miss the final train home, renting one of them to sleep in for a few hours is cheaper than a hotel.
I second this, they have in karaoke rooms like this in Dublin, dirt cheap beer also. It's great when your just with mates.

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Yo it looks like Lizzie got a haircut....and it’s an awfully similar length to Nora’s. Perhaps she’s stealing Nora’s signature hair length? Apparently Axel gave her the hair cut. Does this mean Axel subconsciously has a thing for Nora?

Lpq, you know what to do.
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Nora's haircut makes her look like a young Edward Furlong.


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Karaoke bashers can suck a frank.  It’s called stepping out of your comfort zone and supporting others doing the same, very wholesome shit.

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Nora's haircut makes her look like a young Edward Furlong.

So... the coolest kid ever?

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Wait Nora’s farting with Lizzie? Now this I gotta see!

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Karaoke is for the lowest of the low. It should be banned.


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Karaoke bashers can suck a frank.  It’s called stepping out of your comfort zone and supporting others doing the same, very wholesome shit.
This. Everybody hating is a scared bitch.

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Karaoke bashers can suck a frank.  It’s called stepping out of your comfort zone and supporting others doing the same, very wholesome shit.
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This. Everybody hating is a scared bitch.

Once got in a bar fight cause my mate did too good a job singing the local gorillas tune, "OI! I SING THE ROBBIE FUKIN' WILLIAMS ROUND HERE!", things escalated.
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Nora and Lizzie are both beautiful women who happen to rip on a skateboard. Y’all get to weird and Incel-like for me. It’s one thing to joke around, but man calm down a bit.

Going to Karaoke with them would be sick. It’s always the weird socially awkward types who can’t handle belting out Mariah Carey after having a few beers on a Monday night. To me that’s a good night. Sorry your to cool to enjoy it. You wallflower dicks
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karaoke is only really fun when you're drunk as fuck as you don't give a single shit what anyone thinks of you.

That said, karaoke with the most basic humans is cringe because they sing the same radio shit over and over
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straight up dont get how you can hate on karaoke when you get shit like this



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Nora and Lizzie are both beautiful women who happen to rip on a skateboard. Y’all get to weird and Incel-like for me. It’s one thing to joke around, but man calm down a bit.

Going to Karaoke with them would be sick. It’s always the weird socially awkward types who can’t handle belting out Mariah Carey after having a few beers on a Monday night. To me that’s a good night. Sorry your to cool to enjoy it. You wallflower dicks

Andy Anderson, I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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A kid at work just gave me a Lizzie board. So now I'm riding a Lizzie pro model.










Thats all.

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Karaoke bashers can suck a frank.  It’s called stepping out of your comfort zone and supporting others doing the same, very wholesome shit.
Shalom