Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It)

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Blown away that people find it cool or somehow impressive to hold a bunch of cash in a picture. You know what I find way more impressive than thousands of dollars in cash in an instagram pic? A couple hundred thousand in real equity.

Take a picture of the piece of paper that says you're done paying off your mortgage. That would actually impress me....

[Mr. Stinky]

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Blown away that people find it cool or somehow impressive to hold a bunch of cash in a picture. You know what I find way more impressive than thousands of dollars in cash in an instagram pic? A couple hundred thousand in real equity.

Take a picture of the piece of paper that says you're done paying off your mortgage. That would actually impress me....

Having a hard time not laughing thinking about Tyshawn actually showing you the fully paid note on his house and you were just like "Damn, that's impressive" and then you go back to being someone's deeply repressed and terminally unhappy 55 year old father.   

[Mesteezo]

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Blown away that people find it cool or somehow impressive to hold a bunch of cash in a picture. You know what I find way more impressive than thousands of dollars in cash in an instagram pic? A couple hundred thousand in real equity.

Take a picture of the piece of paper that says you're done paying off your mortgage. That would actually impress me....

So buying a house and paying it off before you even reach the drinking age would impress you? I'm glad you're not my financial advisor.

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you think buying a house and having it paid off at an early age would be a bad financial move?

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[h00man]

TJ has a restaurant.... pro for a skatebrand and has his own pro model shoe.... at the age of 20.

[Mesteezo]

you think buying a house and having it paid off at an early age would be a bad financial move?

Having a mortgage gives you a big tax deduction. Not paying off your house early = more money to invest in stocks and business ventures (TJ's restaurant) If you play your cards right, you'll earn more money that way instead of dumping your cash into a house. It wouldn't necessarily be a "bad" financial move to pay off at an early age, but it wouldn't be an efficient one either.

[Brguy]

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you think buying a house and having it paid off at an early age would be a bad financial move?

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Having a mortgage gives you a big tax deduction. Not paying off your house early = more money to invest in stocks and business ventures (TJ's restaurant) If you play your cards right, you'll earn more money that way instead of dumping your cash into a house. It wouldn't necessarily be a "bad" financial move to pay off at an early age, but it wouldn't be an efficient one either.

America, the only place in the world where being in debt is actually the better way.

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you think buying a house and having it paid off at an early age would be a bad financial move?

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Having a mortgage gives you a big tax deduction. Not paying off your house early = more money to invest in stocks and business ventures (TJ's restaurant) If you play your cards right, you'll earn more money that way instead of dumping your cash into a house. It wouldn't necessarily be a "bad" financial move to pay off at an early age, but it wouldn't be an efficient one either.

paying off your house early leaves you with a lot more money each month to put into those investments.  i don't get your argument

[Coastal Fever]

Can you guys take that shit elsewhere, please?  I come to this thread to see pics of Nora and Lizzie, not TJ and financial advice.

[Ghost Face]

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What denomination are those notes because they sure ain't $$$$$$. Might as well be Monopoly money.

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100s ya brokeass

Thanks. When I googled dollars i only saw the front images. I'm not from the US. You never see the back of notes in the movies.

Carry on.

[conqueso]

killa cam did it better

[Jud Nestorkins]

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Impractical Jokers is hilarious.

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Whenever someone asks if I like this show I immediately start looking for an exit so this is really fitting.

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sometimes i wonder of humor has an intelligence and certain things are meant for dumber people .. but there must be smart people that enjoy these types of shows .. i don’t get it

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I always see it that dumb people act like they get shows they think smart people like

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Parallel to that, when someone tries to act too smart for a dumb comedic show, I question their intelligence.

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Oof yea,those people suck too

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can someone explain this type of comedy to me

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One of my roommates introduced me to Letterkenny recently and it's been making me crack the fuq up.

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I'm not a genius but I'm smart enough to do well at home when watching Jeopardy.

However, I see my peers all the time laughing their asses off at the dumbest shit that isn't remotely funny (my ex would be dying every night watching Big Bang Theory for example) and I've thought to myself, "Would be life be better/happier/more full of laughter if I was dumb?"

[HugeBodBoyle]

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Blown away that people find it cool or somehow impressive to hold a bunch of cash in a picture. You know what I find way more impressive than thousands of dollars in cash in an instagram pic? A couple hundred thousand in real equity.

Take a picture of the piece of paper that says you're done paying off your mortgage. That would actually impress me....

this sounds like it's straight from the horse's mouth.

[rapscallion]

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you think buying a house and having it paid off at an early age would be a bad financial move?

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Having a mortgage gives you a big tax deduction. Not paying off your house early = more money to invest in stocks and business ventures (TJ's restaurant) If you play your cards right, you'll earn more money that way instead of dumping your cash into a house. It wouldn't necessarily be a "bad" financial move to pay off at an early age, but it wouldn't be an efficient one either.

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paying off your house early leaves you with a lot more money each month to put into those investments.  i don't get your argument

But you won't be able to begin investing until your home is paid off that way.
If you have 2K a month that you could either invest that or pay your debt, and your investments make more than the interesting accruing on your debt, then they are more financially beneficial. It can be a calculated risk.
As mentioned, nothing wrong with paying it off.

[Jollyoli]

Lizzie - Bricks and mortar
Nora - Playing the stocks

[Patrick2G]

impractical jokers sucks- i caught racist vibes the last time my girls mom had it on. fuck that show. id rather watch cash cab.


also posing with a stack of cash is pretty 2001 but cool man do you


i myself pose with a grip of bitcoins

I only watch it for the racist vibes.

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Blown away that people find it cool or somehow impressive to hold a bunch of cash in a picture. You know what I find way more impressive than thousands of dollars in cash in an instagram pic? A couple hundred thousand in real equity.

Take a picture of the piece of paper that says you're done paying off your mortgage. That would actually impress me....

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this sounds like it's straight from the horse's mouth.

Paging Mikey Taylor. He can settle this for you guys

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

''Hello this is Mikey how can I trick ... euh ... help you today?''

[rawbertson.]

i odnt understand the folloinwg thing?? they dont follow any of the other female pro skaters and u find that suspicios?

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i odnt understand the folloinwg thing?? they dont follow any of the other female pro skaters and u find that suspicios?

I noticed that Nora and Lizzie don't follow each other on Instagram. They follow every other female skater, except each other. Mmm... something fishy is going on...

[tortfeasor]

impractical jokers sucks- i caught racist vibes the last time my girls mom had it on. fuck that show. id rather watch cash cab.


also posing with a stack of cash is pretty 2001 but cool man do you


i myself pose with a grip of bitcoins

crypto is so last summer.  we on that RobinHood ETF game now.

[jesus horse]

Karaoke is for the lowest of the low. It should be banned.

Karaoke is fine until you actually take yourself seriously. Then you should be banned.

[Rick_Kane]

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Karaoke is for the lowest of the low. It should be banned.

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Karaoke is fine until you actually take yourself seriously. Then you should be banned.

I had an ex-girlfriend who fancied herself a singer, thought she was gonna be a star. One night at a bar we were doing  karaoke and she was botching a song real bad and some people started giggling, so she broke down crying and ran out of the place. I dumped her the next morning.

[jesus horse]

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I used to work in a bar that did karaoke every Monday.

Sure, I admire the balls it takes to sing for a crowd.

However, there was a dude who would come in every single Monday to sing 'Mad World' by Tears for Fears.

He basically ruined my life.

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My condolences. The guy at the bar I was at...'Paralyzer' by Incubus, every Tuesday, twice on slow nights. Most nights were slow. 

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As a Canadian, I regret to inform you that Paralyzer is a very unfortunate song by the very unfortunate Canadian band Finger Eleven. Also, before they were Finger Eleven they called themselves The Rainbow Butt Monkeys.

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Fellow Canadian. Our musical contributions from that era are goddamn embarrassing.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the last band mentionable out of Canada was Our Lady Peace

[no habla mango]

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Karaoke is for the lowest of the low. It should be banned.

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Karaoke is fine until you actually take yourself seriously. Then you should be banned.

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I had an ex-girlfriend who fancied herself a singer, thought she was gonna be a star. One night at a bar we were doing  karaoke and she was botching a song real bad and some people started giggling, so she broke down crying and ran out of the place. I dumped her the next morning.

good man, the girl was a looser.
i had a similar story except the girl wasn't getting enough attention [it was pushing closing time] so she said on the mic 'it's ok, i don't care about any of you either'. i was like 'it kinda seems like you do care. a lot.'
i should've dropped that bad weight but i kept her and she ended up cheating. it hurt but only so much since i stopped loving her when she got emotional over kareoke.

[palelight]

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I used to work in a bar that did karaoke every Monday.

Sure, I admire the balls it takes to sing for a crowd.

However, there was a dude who would come in every single Monday to sing 'Mad World' by Tears for Fears.

He basically ruined my life.

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My condolences. The guy at the bar I was at...'Paralyzer' by Incubus, every Tuesday, twice on slow nights. Most nights were slow. 

[close]

As a Canadian, I regret to inform you that Paralyzer is a very unfortunate song by the very unfortunate Canadian band Finger Eleven. Also, before they were Finger Eleven they called themselves The Rainbow Butt Monkeys.

[close]

Fellow Canadian. Our musical contributions from that era are goddamn embarrassing.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the last band mentionable out of Canada was Our Lady Peace

Mentionable in a positive capacity or just in terms of cross border fame?

[tortfeasor]

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I used to work in a bar that did karaoke every Monday.

Sure, I admire the balls it takes to sing for a crowd.

However, there was a dude who would come in every single Monday to sing 'Mad World' by Tears for Fears.

He basically ruined my life.

[close]

My condolences. The guy at the bar I was at...'Paralyzer' by Incubus, every Tuesday, twice on slow nights. Most nights were slow. 

[close]

As a Canadian, I regret to inform you that Paralyzer is a very unfortunate song by the very unfortunate Canadian band Finger Eleven. Also, before they were Finger Eleven they called themselves The Rainbow Butt Monkeys.

[close]

Fellow Canadian. Our musical contributions from that era are goddamn embarrassing.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the last band mentionable out of Canada was Our Lady Peace

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Mentionable in a positive capacity or just in terms of cross border fame?

i've listened to clumsy at least 4 times since i read this post last night.  im not happy about it but i cant stop. 

[rawbertson.]

olp is dope
uhh im not a huge fan of the canadian bands of this era , at least the bigger ones i hear on the major "alternative" radio stations. they are ok i guess. lol its funny people are calling sloan the pioneers of indie rock now. i always thought they were just huge fans of that 70s show or some shit

[Patrick2G]

How dare you