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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #60 on: September 19, 2019, 07:41:56 PM »
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Primitive, April or Numbers
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #61 on: September 19, 2019, 07:46:07 PM »
AntiHero is such a clusterfuck of contradictions if you look at its whole existence. I still love the brand for some reason, probably the eagle shape. But really....

“Fuck the man!” (This company would be nothing without government funded skateparks)

“Fuck those hooker low-lifes and their devious sexual tendencies” (Hey Mr. Roy, would you like to be the face of the company?}

“Fuck Trump!” (Guns in every video)

“Gentrification is bullshit” (DLX: “Hire a rich gay white man to do skate tricks. All of our Hispanics are too lazy”.

“Think for YoUrSelf” (“Repeat quarterpipe tricks for eternity”)

I could go on. I wish AH made shitty decks, then I wouldn’t be in this mess of a contradiction.

1. DIY parks exist. Even though "the man" doesn't want them to.

2. Owning guns doesn't automatically make you conservative or a Trump supporter.

3. Antihero has Hispanic guys and a black guy on the team.

4. If tranny skating is just "repeat quarterpipe tricks" then I guess we can get really reductionist and say street is "flip board and grind ledge".


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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #62 on: September 19, 2019, 08:20:12 PM »
Why do you guys care about this dude so much?? You guys write off so many people who are actually decent humans and still skate at a high level and here you guys are cradling this dudes nuts. He dont skate, i could give a fuck less.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #63 on: September 19, 2019, 08:23:43 PM »
Kicked off due to the number of mentions in the Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed thread. AH only wants rocket surgeons.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #64 on: September 19, 2019, 08:32:29 PM »
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AntiHero is such a clusterfuck of contradictions if you look at its whole existence. I still love the brand for some reason, probably the eagle shape. But really....

“Fuck the man!” (This company would be nothing without government funded skateparks)

“Fuck those hooker low-lifes and their devious sexual tendencies” (Hey Mr. Roy, would you like to be the face of the company?}

“Fuck Trump!” (Guns in every video)

“Gentrification is bullshit” (DLX: “Hire a rich gay white man to do skate tricks. All of our Hispanics are too lazy”.

“Think for YoUrSelf” (“Repeat quarterpipe tricks for eternity”)

I could go on. I wish AH made shitty decks, then I wouldn’t be in this mess of a contradiction.
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1. DIY parks exist. Even though "the man" doesn't want them to.

2. Owning guns doesn't automatically make you conservative or a Trump supporter.

3. Antihero has Hispanic guys and a black guy on the team.

4. If tranny skating is just "repeat quarterpipe tricks" then I guess we can get really reductionist and say street is "flip board and grind ledge".


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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #65 on: September 19, 2019, 08:44:25 PM »
he aint going anywhere. he's done being a professional skateboarder and focusing on other things.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #66 on: September 19, 2019, 08:46:13 PM »
who gives a shit about Andy Roy, most entertaining thing he's done in the last 5 years is taboo Bam's baby on his fucking body

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #67 on: September 19, 2019, 08:46:30 PM »
Can't see him anywhere but anti hero

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #68 on: September 19, 2019, 09:15:15 PM »
Kicked off due to the number of mentions in the Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed thread. AH only wants rocket surgeons.

The world needs less doctors and lawyers and more rocket surgeons.
One post in and he's threatening pro skaters with violence over their shitty bands. Best first post ever?

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #69 on: September 19, 2019, 09:27:26 PM »
didn't read any of this and posted to say go fuck yourself
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #70 on: September 19, 2019, 09:42:43 PM »
He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the boards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama with Tony. We have a few of them. Then later in the year they were going to put out a new board but the Tony thing kept getting brought up here. Jake asked me to meet him to talk and didn’t tell me Ashley was with him. She was wasted trying to get me to hit her the entire time and she ended up headbutting me. All I did was slap her to get her away because I knew she was going to try and rip my dress off. Random people were holding her back and she kept running back at me so I put her in a head lock because I didn’t want to actually beat her up. I have a bunch of witnesses since it was in front of hundreds of people. I got all their contact info and asked them to write statements because I knew she was going to call the cops and act like a victim. I knew they had a lawyer already because they emailed us a cease and desist letter around March 2018. After the park thing they decided to sue us so for months someone was coming to our house daily to serve us paperwork. So we were fucking pissed off and stressing out big time and I felt like Jake set me up. A few weeks later we saw Jake at Bobs and Andy was pissed at him for putting me in that position and he ended up slapping Jake in the head ONE time while he had a beanie and a hood on then Jake went and told everyone Andy tried to kill him and that he had a brain injury from it. Julien heard about it and pulled his board. A few months later they talked, Andy said what actually happened then Julien agreed Jake was probably lying so we thought everything was fine then there was no communication really after that. Now Andys just focusing on being sober and doesn’t care about having a board especially with a company that goes back and forth and pulls his board based off of bullshit people are making up. The whole thing is fucking dumb and fuck everyone involved other the only normal person, Jim T who had our back the entire time. If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #71 on: September 19, 2019, 09:44:02 PM »
If you rearrange the letters in Andy Roy’s name you get hepatitis C I think

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #72 on: September 19, 2019, 10:21:36 PM »
Hi Priya :D

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #73 on: September 19, 2019, 10:22:07 PM »
He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the boards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama with Tony. We have a few of them. Then later in the year they were going to put out a new board but the Tony thing kept getting brought up here. Jake asked me to meet him to talk and didn’t tell me Ashley was with him. She was wasted trying to get me to hit her the entire time and she ended up headbutting me. All I did was slap her to get her away because I knew she was going to try and rip my dress off. Random people were holding her back and she kept running back at me so I put her in a head lock because I didn’t want to actually beat her up. I have a bunch of witnesses since it was in front of hundreds of people. I got all their contact info and asked them to write statements because I knew she was going to call the cops and act like a victim. I knew they had a lawyer already because they emailed us a cease and desist letter around March 2018. After the park thing they decided to sue us so for months someone was coming to our house daily to serve us paperwork. So we were fucking pissed off and stressing out big time and I felt like Jake set me up. A few weeks later we saw Jake at Bobs and Andy was pissed at him for putting me in that position and he ended up slapping Jake in the head ONE time while he had a beanie and a hood on then Jake went and told everyone Andy tried to kill him and that he had a brain injury from it. Julien heard about it and pulled his board. A few months later they talked, Andy said what actually happened then Julien agreed Jake was probably lying so we thought everything was fine then there was no communication really after that. Now Andys just focusing on being sober and doesn’t care about having a board especially with a company that goes back and forth and pulls his board based off of bullshit people are making up. The whole thing is fucking dumb and fuck everyone involved other the only normal person, Jim T who had our back the entire time. If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #74 on: September 19, 2019, 10:40:19 PM »
If you rearrange the letters in Andy Roy’s name you get hepatitis C I think

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #75 on: September 19, 2019, 10:45:09 PM »
Why do you guys care about this dude so much?? You guys write off so many people who are actually decent humans and still skate at a high level and here you guys are cradling this dudes nuts. He dont skate, i could give a fuck less.

Him being off changes nothing, sponsor or no sponsor hes not skating or doing anything worth caring about.


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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #76 on: September 19, 2019, 10:57:33 PM »
lucky to have a board in the first place.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #77 on: September 19, 2019, 11:59:26 PM »
Anti-Hero. Kicks people off of for not being too much Anti-Hero (Bob) - kicks people off of for being too much Anti-Hero (Andy).

Should rename themself average-hero.
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #78 on: September 20, 2019, 12:30:56 AM »
heard he rides for 1488 now

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #79 on: September 20, 2019, 01:12:11 AM »
He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the boards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama with Tony. We have a few of them. Then later in the year they were going to put out a new board but the Tony thing kept getting brought up here. Jake asked me to meet him to talk and didn’t tell me Ashley was with him. She was wasted trying to get me to hit her the entire time and she ended up headbutting me. All I did was slap her to get her away because I knew she was going to try and rip my dress off. Random people were holding her back and she kept running back at me so I put her in a head lock because I didn’t want to actually beat her up. I have a bunch of witnesses since it was in front of hundreds of people. I got all their contact info and asked them to write statements because I knew she was going to call the cops and act like a victim. I knew they had a lawyer already because they emailed us a cease and desist letter around March 2018. After the park thing they decided to sue us so for months someone was coming to our house daily to serve us paperwork. So we were fucking pissed off and stressing out big time and I felt like Jake set me up. A few weeks later we saw Jake at Bobs and Andy was pissed at him for putting me in that position and he ended up slapping Jake in the head ONE time while he had a beanie and a hood on then Jake went and told everyone Andy tried to kill him and that he had a brain injury from it. Julien heard about it and pulled his board. A few months later they talked, Andy said what actually happened then Julien agreed Jake was probably lying so we thought everything was fine then there was no communication really after that. Now Andys just focusing on being sober and doesn’t care about having a board especially with a company that goes back and forth and pulls his board based off of bullshit people are making up. The whole thing is fucking dumb and fuck everyone involved other the only normal person, Jim T who had our back the entire time. If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)

So you're saying it was an aneurysm and Andy did it?

I could see him on Consolidated
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #80 on: September 20, 2019, 01:44:21 AM »
Kicked off due to the number of mentions in the Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed thread. AH only wants rocket surgeons.

Yes, Robbie Russo looks like a surgeon to me
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #81 on: September 20, 2019, 03:23:27 AM »
Andy Roy of teef coming soon

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #82 on: September 20, 2019, 03:26:04 AM »
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AntiHero is such a clusterfuck of contradictions if you look at its whole existence. I still love the brand for some reason, probably the eagle shape. But really....

“Fuck the man!” (This company would be nothing without government funded skateparks)

“Fuck those hooker low-lifes and their devious sexual tendencies” (Hey Mr. Roy, would you like to be the face of the company?}

“Fuck Trump!” (Guns in every video)

“Gentrification is bullshit” (DLX: “Hire a rich gay white man to do skate tricks. All of our Hispanics are too lazy”.

“Think for YoUrSelf” (“Repeat quarterpipe tricks for eternity”)

I could go on. I wish AH made shitty decks, then I wouldn’t be in this mess of a contradiction.
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1. DIY parks exist. Even though "the man" doesn't want them to.

2. Owning guns doesn't automatically make you conservative or a Trump supporter.

3. Antihero has Hispanic guys and a black guy on the team.

4. If tranny skating is just "repeat quarterpipe tricks" then I guess we can get really reductionist and say street is "flip board and grind ledge".



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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #83 on: September 20, 2019, 03:53:54 AM »
This is news to me as I never thought he was "on" as in pro, more "on" as in hanger.

I shall put this down to my blinkered view and is in no way a reflection of his impact and influence in the current skateboarding world as a whole.
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #84 on: September 20, 2019, 04:49:44 AM »
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AntiHero is such a clusterfuck of contradictions if you look at its whole existence. I still love the brand for some reason, probably the eagle shape. But really....

“Fuck the man!” (This company would be nothing without government funded skateparks)

“Fuck those hooker low-lifes and their devious sexual tendencies” (Hey Mr. Roy, would you like to be the face of the company?}

“Fuck Trump!” (Guns in every video)

“Gentrification is bullshit” (DLX: “Hire a rich gay white man to do skate tricks. All of our Hispanics are too lazy”.

“Think for YoUrSelf” (“Repeat quarterpipe tricks for eternity”)

I could go on. I wish AH made shitty decks, then I wouldn’t be in this mess of a contradiction.
[close]

1. DIY parks exist. Even though "the man" doesn't want them to.

2. Owning guns doesn't automatically make you conservative or a Trump supporter.

3. Antihero has Hispanic guys and a black guy on the team.

4. If tranny skating is just "repeat quarterpipe tricks" then I guess we can get really reductionist and say street is "flip board and grind ledge".

[close]

For the first one, my reaction was ‘yeah, fuck those government-funded parks! Keep it raw and real in those government-funded streets!”

That hot take was lukewarm at best.
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #85 on: September 20, 2019, 05:27:52 AM »
He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the boards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama with Tony. We have a few of them. Then later in the year they were going to put out a new board but the Tony thing kept getting brought up here. Jake asked me to meet him to talk and didn’t tell me Ashley was with him. She was wasted trying to get me to hit her the entire time and she ended up headbutting me. All I did was slap her to get her away because I knew she was going to try and rip my dress off. Random people were holding her back and she kept running back at me so I put her in a head lock because I didn’t want to actually beat her up. I have a bunch of witnesses since it was in front of hundreds of people. I got all their contact info and asked them to write statements because I knew she was going to call the cops and act like a victim. I knew they had a lawyer already because they emailed us a cease and desist letter around March 2018. After the park thing they decided to sue us so for months someone was coming to our house daily to serve us paperwork. So we were fucking pissed off and stressing out big time and I felt like Jake set me up. A few weeks later we saw Jake at Bobs and Andy was pissed at him for putting me in that position and he ended up slapping Jake in the head ONE time while he had a beanie and a hood on then Jake went and told everyone Andy tried to kill him and that he had a brain injury from it. Julien heard about it and pulled his board. A few months later they talked, Andy said what actually happened then Julien agreed Jake was probably lying so we thought everything was fine then there was no communication really after that. Now Andys just focusing on being sober and doesn’t care about having a board especially with a company that goes back and forth and pulls his board based off of bullshit people are making up. The whole thing is fucking dumb and fuck everyone involved other the only normal person, Jim T who had our back the entire time. If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)

Yes and yes
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #86 on: September 20, 2019, 06:00:25 AM »
Could see him on Isle.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #87 on: September 20, 2019, 06:00:47 AM »
priya should do porn for kink.com  8)
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #88 on: September 20, 2019, 06:24:41 AM »
who cares

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #89 on: September 20, 2019, 07:17:50 AM »
He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the bloards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama me and Andy fire up all day everyday

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house