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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #90 on: September 20, 2019, 07:28:16 AM »
He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the boards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama with Tony. We have a few of them. Then later in the year they were going to put out a new board but the Tony thing kept getting brought up here. Jake asked me to meet him to talk and didn’t tell me Ashley was with him. She was wasted trying to get me to hit her the entire time and she ended up headbutting me. All I did was slap her to get her away because I knew she was going to try and rip my dress off. Random people were holding her back and she kept running back at me so I put her in a head lock because I didn’t want to actually beat her up. I have a bunch of witnesses since it was in front of hundreds of people. I got all their contact info and asked them to write statements because I knew she was going to call the cops and act like a victim. I knew they had a lawyer already because they emailed us a cease and desist letter around March 2018. After the park thing they decided to sue us so for months someone was coming to our house daily to serve us paperwork. So we were fucking pissed off and stressing out big time and I felt like Jake set me up. A few weeks later we saw Jake at Bobs and Andy was pissed at him for putting me in that position and he ended up slapping Jake in the head ONE time while he had a beanie and a hood on then Jake went and told everyone Andy tried to kill him and that he had a brain injury from it. Julien heard about it and pulled his board. A few months later they talked, Andy said what actually happened then Julien agreed Jake was probably lying so we thought everything was fine then there was no communication really after that. Now Andys just focusing on being sober and doesn’t care about having a board especially with a company that goes back and forth and pulls his board based off of bullshit people are making up. The whole thing is fucking dumb and fuck everyone involved other the only normal person, Jim T who had our back the entire time. If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)


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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #91 on: September 20, 2019, 07:50:20 AM »
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He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the bloards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama me and Andy fire up all day everyday
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #92 on: September 20, 2019, 08:10:24 AM »
Ya know, if this is the last time we hear from Andy and his old lady I'd be ok with that.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #93 on: September 20, 2019, 08:31:49 AM »
I could see him on Consolidated

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #94 on: September 20, 2019, 08:34:55 AM »
Ya know, if this is the last time we hear from Andy and his old lady I'd be ok with that.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #95 on: September 20, 2019, 08:46:40 AM »
as good a time as ever to remind folks that you can get anything you want printed on a board over at CCS


introducing Andy Roy's newest Pro Model on SLAP Forum skateboards:


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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #96 on: September 20, 2019, 08:49:53 AM »
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Ya know, if this is the last time we hear from Andy and his old lady I'd be ok with that.
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #97 on: September 20, 2019, 08:51:40 AM »
With his solid footage and great classic parts I’m very surprised he’s been dropped by a board sponsor

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #98 on: September 20, 2019, 08:53:12 AM »
as good a time as ever to remind folks that you can get anything you want printed on a board over at CCS


introducing Andy Roy's newest Pro Model on SLAP Forum skateboards:




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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #99 on: September 20, 2019, 08:55:00 AM »
You guys are fucking dumb. The only thing you need to diss Anti Hero is the fact they go all in with their "core" anti establishment bullshit while still going all in for selling an image. Anti Hero stopped being cool when they stopped sleeping at alleyways near Burnside to spend all their money in marketing for the new generation of wannabe hardcore dudes.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #100 on: September 20, 2019, 09:00:09 AM »
You guys are fucking dumb. The only thing you need to diss Anti Hero is the fact they go all in with their "core" anti establishment bullshit while still going all in for selling an image. Anti Hero stopped being cool when they stopped sleeping at alleyways near Burnside to spend all their money in marketing for the new generation of wannabe hardcore dudes.

You guys would have thought I was so fucking cool during my tweaker days.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #101 on: September 20, 2019, 09:12:57 AM »

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #102 on: September 20, 2019, 09:19:10 AM »
Strong day on the ol' Slap Messagebloard.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #103 on: September 20, 2019, 09:21:25 AM »
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You guys are fucking dumb. The only thing you need to diss Anti Hero is the fact they go all in with their "core" anti establishment bullshit while still going all in for selling an image. Anti Hero stopped being cool when they stopped sleeping at alleyways near Burnside to spend all their money in marketing for the new generation of wannabe hardcore dudes.
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #104 on: September 20, 2019, 09:43:36 AM »
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I could see him on Consolidated
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #105 on: September 20, 2019, 10:26:59 AM »
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Krooked?
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #106 on: September 20, 2019, 10:31:51 AM »
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #107 on: September 20, 2019, 10:52:02 AM »
dude is WOAT, glad hes of.


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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #108 on: September 20, 2019, 10:52:33 AM »
Not boneless boy Andy Roy!!

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #109 on: September 20, 2019, 11:44:54 AM »
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AntiHero is such a clusterfuck of contradictions if you look at its whole existence. I still love the brand for some reason, probably the eagle shape. But really....

“Fuck the man!” (This company would be nothing without government funded skateparks)

“Fuck those hooker low-lifes and their devious sexual tendencies” (Hey Mr. Roy, would you like to be the face of the company?}

“Fuck Trump!” (Guns in every video)

“Gentrification is bullshit” (DLX: “Hire a rich gay white man to do skate tricks. All of our Hispanics are too lazy”.

“Think for YoUrSelf” (“Repeat quarterpipe tricks for eternity”)

I could go on. I wish AH made shitty decks, then I wouldn’t be in this mess of a contradiction.
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1. DIY parks exist. Even though "the man" doesn't want them to.

2. Owning guns doesn't automatically make you conservative or a Trump supporter.

3. Antihero has Hispanic guys and a black guy on the team.

4. If tranny skating is just "repeat quarterpipe tricks" then I guess we can get really reductionist and say street is "flip board and grind ledge".

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For the first one, my reaction was ‘yeah, fuck those government-funded parks! Keep it raw and real in those government-funded streets!”

That hot take was lukewarm at best.
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I thought he was referring to the fact that lots of people on the Anti Hero team/farm league make a living from building government funding parks? I could be wrong though.

Still not that hard to reconcile.  You could hate the Man because of imperial wars, the upward redistribution of wealth and all those things, but think it would be really good if we all had universal healthcare, great public transit, and far better public education, etc. no matter where you lived, which would probably have to come from the Man in the end.  You could even hate those things about the Man and still take money from the Man to build skateparks without any contradiction because it is an actual good thing without any apparent downsides; the fact that the Man also spends money on bad things doesn't negate that.

But this shit's lame, who cares. 

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #110 on: September 20, 2019, 12:18:30 PM »
Do you prefer to be called Dirtbag, or Miss Pee?

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #111 on: September 20, 2019, 12:19:56 PM »
It’s good andy isn’t dying from drugs running around ripping people off but his girlfriend/manager has sold him out pretty bad. Not hellride at all bro

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #112 on: September 20, 2019, 01:05:15 PM »
If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #113 on: September 20, 2019, 01:17:51 PM »
It’s good andy isn’t dying from drugs running around ripping people off but his girlfriend/manager has sold him out pretty bad. Not hellride at all bro

Selling out as in how? Getting him teeth so he can eat? Yea what a fuckin sell out. We do the podcast and are getting some ridiculous sponsors but who gives a shit, every podcast works with the same companies. We make more doing a one hour episode than he makes working a 40 hour week at his regular job. You’d take the money too. He’s almost 50 years old and has put in enough time being a broke piece of shit. Anyone complaining about me helping him make money is an idiot.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #114 on: September 20, 2019, 01:24:31 PM »
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It’s good andy isn’t dying from drugs running around ripping people off but his girlfriend/manager has sold him out pretty bad. Not hellride at all bro
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Selling out as in how? Getting him teeth so he can eat? Yea what a fuckin sell out. We do the podcast and are getting some ridiculous sponsors but who gives a shit, every podcast works with the same companies. We make more doing a one hour episode than he makes working a 40 hour week at his regular job. You’d take the money too. He’s almost 50 years old and has put in enough time being a broke piece of shit. Anyone complaining about me helping him make money is an idiot.

So is Andy in talks with another board sponsor?
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« Reply #115 on: September 20, 2019, 01:26:52 PM »
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You guys are fucking dumb. The only thing you need to diss Anti Hero is the fact they go all in with their "core" anti establishment bullshit while still going all in for selling an image. Anti Hero stopped being cool when they stopped sleeping at alleyways near Burnside to spend all their money in marketing for the new generation of wannabe hardcore dudes.
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You guys would have thought I was so fucking cool during my tweaker days.
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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #116 on: September 20, 2019, 01:40:43 PM »
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It’s good andy isn’t dying from drugs running around ripping people off but his girlfriend/manager has sold him out pretty bad. Not hellride at all bro
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Selling out as in how? Getting him teeth so he can eat? Yea what a fuckin sell out. We do the podcast and are getting some ridiculous sponsors but who gives a shit, every podcast works with the same companies. We make more doing a one hour episode than he makes working a 40 hour week at his regular job. You’d take the money too. He’s almost 50 years old and has put in enough time being a broke piece of shit. Anyone complaining about me helping him make money is an idiot.
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So is Andy in talks with another board sponsor?

Kinda. It’s not for sure and won’t happen for a while if it does. Can’t really say more than that but it will be sick if it works out.

Non skate sponsors are where it’s at though because there are no politics involved and they pay more  :P

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #117 on: September 20, 2019, 01:41:22 PM »
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It’s good andy isn’t dying from drugs running around ripping people off but his girlfriend/manager has sold him out pretty bad. Not hellride at all bro
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Selling out as in how? Getting him teeth so he can eat? Yea what a fuckin sell out. We do the podcast and are getting some ridiculous sponsors but who gives a shit, every podcast works with the same companies. We make more doing a one hour episode than he makes working a 40 hour week at his regular job. You’d take the money too. He’s almost 50 years old and has put in enough time being a broke piece of shit. Anyone complaining about me helping him make money is an idiot.

You say that like it's some sort of requirement, like he's fulfilled a quota...he made his bed...I for one am glad he is sober and getting some pod-dollars, but as Phelper used to say: skateboarding doesn't owe him shit.

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #118 on: September 20, 2019, 01:51:33 PM »
Would be weird to see Andy riding for someone else. Hope it works out. Politics in the skate world have really disappointed me as an adult

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Re: Andy Roy Of AH
« Reply #119 on: September 20, 2019, 01:53:31 PM »
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It’s good andy isn’t dying from drugs running around ripping people off but his girlfriend/manager has sold him out pretty bad. Not hellride at all bro
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Selling out as in how? Getting him teeth so he can eat? Yea what a fuckin sell out. We do the podcast and are getting some ridiculous sponsors but who gives a shit, every podcast works with the same companies. We make more doing a one hour episode than he makes working a 40 hour week at his regular job. You’d take the money too. He’s almost 50 years old and has put in enough time being a broke piece of shit. Anyone complaining about me helping him make money is an idiot.
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So is Andy in talks with another board sponsor?
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Kinda. It’s not for sure and won’t happen for a while if it does. Can’t really say more than that but it will be sick if it works out.

Non skate sponsors are where it’s at though because there are no politics involved and they pay more  :P

Best of luck to you and Andy. I just hope he doesn't sell out and end up sponsored by Doritos or some shit....

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