my sincere christmas apology to the slap forum

[Yung Brimley]

hey so i know i got in a bunch of trouble

i exposed the skate nazis (who still actually own and run this forum)

maybe i got jason jessee cancelled

i didn't mean for that to happen to jason honestly i think the skate nazis came before him

but we have been over this. skate nazis were probably started by c.r. stecyk of powell peralta

also i doxxed jason jessee's girlfriend who works at a public school and got all the nhs funds for anti-racism

the admins of this site including schmitty and hate!, i doxxed them

i did have fun

but honestly i got alot of heat

also i got a bunch of boxes from skate companies telling me to shut the fuck up

and i am still skating stuff out those boxes

but now i am nearly too old to skate

i only skate curbs

the dudes in my town don't seem to mind at all

but the slap forum is furious

so i apologize to all of you

because, even old as i am, i still skate

and i hope when i see you, we can be friends

[iKobrakai]

Drugs are one hell of a drug...

[gaunt]

[Omars_Dad]

i too like to jerk myself off, usually in private though.

[Yung Brimley]

Drugs are one hell of a drug...

i don't do any drugs at all

but i do eat a flintstones vitamin every day

[victor doom]

I never would have thought Nick Jedi would have changed his name to post on here

[Audrey II]

you have entirely too much time on your hands if youre making threads about yourself and talking to yourself with your other accounts. go spend time with your family and skateboard, and focus shalom hardware while youre at it cause you aint shalom.

[Yung Brimley]

go spend time with your family and skateboard

i accept this judgement and willingly comply with your demands

merry christmas

[SHIREFLIP]

Stop taking credit for the good works of Dr. Eraserheadfuckers.

[Deputy Wendell]

Christie DeJesu?

[Yung Brimley]

Stop taking credit for the good works of Dr. Eraserheadfuckers.

i don't want credit for any of it

fact is i am apologizing for my role

i remember when hundreds of reddit trolls swamped the board it was a bummer

my hope is that the slap forum lasts forever

[shannamal]

why are you typing

like you're creating

a shitty

haiku

[SneakySecrets]

Yeah but in this Christmas play Gentle Jones is that baby in the manger so sweet and mild.

Slap is the wise men with golden frankensense and murr.

[Yung Brimley]

Yeah but in this Christmas play Gentle Jones is that baby in the manger so sweet and mild.

Slap is the wise men with golden frankensense and murr.

SHALOM

[SHIREFLIP]

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Stop taking credit for the good works of Dr. Eraserheadfuckers.

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i don't want credit for any of it

i exposed the skate nazis (who still actually own and run this forum)

maybe i got jason jessee cancelled

[iKobrakai]

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Drugs are one hell of a drug...

[close]

i don't do any drugs at all

but i do eat a flintstones vitamin every day

So, what's up with the meltdown?

[Beeda Weeda]

never heard of you.

[jakeumms]

Yeah but in this Christmas play Gentle Jones is that baby in the manger so sweet and mild.

Slap is the wise men with golden frankensense and murr.

Lemme get two sweet and milds. One frankensense and one gold.

Oh then a mur one I guess.

[casper]

[Yung Brimley]

So, what's up with the meltdown?

this is no meltdown

i'm actually having a very nice day

and i hope you are too

[no habla mango]

how the fuck did you doxx HATE! and Schmidtty and not get banned?
or doxxed and Mic-e Reyes sent to your damn house?

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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So, what's up with the meltdown?

[close]

this is no meltdown

i'm actually having a very nice day

and i hope you are too

    Alot of old skaters need to cut the shit.  You get some paychecks and buy the worst clothes.  More about reppin the skate then ur about the actual act of skateboarding. 

[Francis Xavier]

Once a bitch,always a bitch,gentle jones the poosey

[Yung Brimley]

how the fuck did you doxx HATE! and Schmidtty and not get banned?
or doxxed and Mic-e Reyes sent to your damn house?

i would never bust a fart around mr. reyes

he will punch a motherfucker quick

[Yung Brimley]

Alot of old skaters need to cut the shit

this is real as fuck

as i approach fifty years old

i only skate curbs

because i see my old heroes being broke the fuck off

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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Alot of old skaters need to cut the shit

[close]

this is real as fuck

as i approach fifty years old

i only skate curbs

because i see my old heroes being broke the fuck off

  Well you said u might be too old soon to skate.   If ur out there doin it kudos to u.   Keep it up.

[Francis Xavier]

If you really want to apologize just focus and never come back here

[Yung Brimley]

apparently the forum gods hijacked my entire profile

[no habla mango]

apparently the forum gods hijacked my entire profile

i mean, you doxxed 2 of them. that's pretty mild, like the equivalent of putting jelly on you. one of them must like you.

[Yung Brimley]

putting jelly on you. one of them must like you.