Josh Kalis trademarks "Wecking Ball"

[franquietits]

It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.

Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.

Anyone can say what they will, but man he got him! #GotEmGood.

[Swithflip]

I wonder if Dime dudes still fuck with Wack.

[Mike Oxwelling]

Hi Joel "the walking erection" Weckingham.  It's quite obvious you read slap.   You have a shitty style on a skateboard, have a fucking god awful push, and a remarkable penchant to fit that horrible stereotype of jock gear that doesn't help the visual appeal of your skating either.

I think I speak for all non-Trump supporters in that you should crawl back under that bank at muni.....

[SneakySecrets]

Can’t you guys see that Kalis did this as an early Christmas present to slap?  He knew all us gossiping ol’ biddies would titter with delight over this.

[fulfillthedream]

i think weck is like Andrew Dice Clay - the dude was a regular comedian and would do a "dice man"  shtick and then he literally became the dice man.. thats what happened to weck

[VHS ERA]

Hilarious move by Kalis. Someone send this incredible gif to Kalis and Weck I need to know they’ve seen it.

[cheetahsheets]

Weck is the skateboarding equivalent of skip bayless. U either fuck with him or you don’t, and he’s more of a character that’s a troll then anything. People take this fool way to fucking seriously. Also I saw some people saying he prolly supports trump, his last names fucking morgenweck, every Jew I know despises the man.

[Noble Experiment]

Kalis if you're reading this trademark "manny busters" too

[DannyDee]

Weck is the skateboarding equivalent of skip bayless. U either fuck with him or you don’t, and he’s more of a character that’s a troll then anything. People take this fool way to fucking seriously. Also I saw some people saying he prolly supports trump, his last names fucking morgenweck, every Jew I know despises the man.

It is an German last name. Not jewish.

Another, Trump has a ton from certain pockets of the Jewish community because of his support for Israel.

[keepthefunkalive]

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Moving this one from the other weck thread

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Boy howdy, this is so much more hilarious than anything Weck has ever said or done.

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Is it?

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Yes.

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Elaborate!

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Well, humor is subjective, but it put's the whole thing into perspective. Weckingball starts shit with Stevie Williams/DGK on some petty shit (although kinda funny but mostly sad after the first couple posts), he get's Stevie to bite for a sec but then Kalis/DGK comes in and shows how it's done. Trolls hard by trademarking the dude's nickname he gave to himself, and also points out that weckingball was fucking with people that actually make moves. Not just trolls... AND have put out WAAAAAAAAAY better skating content on just skating alone. Weck loses in the trolling battle and he never stood a chance when it came to actual skating. He'll probably have to either take down all content with the name "weckingball" in it, and/or have to change all of his online handles with it (?). That's if Kalis wants to put in the effort (whatever that really is) to pursue that. I don't know how it will actually play out. But Weck loses  and it's funnier than any of the shit I've ever seen from him imho.

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But isn’t it just as petty? Don’t get me wrong I think it is kind of funny that kalis is trying to trademark someone else’s name out of spite.

But for kalis to have a family and life/career outside of skateboarding and go though the effort of fucking with some dude who you all claim is a low level troll takes more effort than it’s really worth imo

And again everyone championing kalis, weck clearly got under his skin for him to do this. So I gotta say, I think weck already won.

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This is some real dumbass logic here

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It’s not

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Tis.

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Lol it really isn’t.

But let’s hear it, why am I wrong?

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what you see is an angry frustrated kalis going trough all that trouble, neglecting his wife and kids, whereas in reality he just made a call to some dc lawyer or whatever asking to trademark the name, while lounging on the couch at stevie's, laughing the whole time

This ^ cuck. It's not nearly as hard as coming up with a shitty dis track or something. Just a quick form to fill out that he probably didn't even have to do himself.

[Highonangeldust]

For Weck’s ego.

[Cuban_Lynx]

Weck dropped his cameo price to $5. I’d buy one for Kalis at that

[GAY]

Wondering if this will destroy Weck on such a deep level that he might actually take me up on my offer of a BJ after all.

[Yesterdays-pop]

Wondering if this will destroy Weck on such a deep level that he might actually take me up on my offer of a BJ after all.

You still trying to suck wecks dick?

[SweaterVest]

[versacekid420]

For Weck’s ego.

this man used an asap rocky gif

[Deputy Wendell]

[Style Police]

Exlurker you're a champion.

[Soft Boiled]

Kakis? Kalis of his name, like Spanly.

If you grew up in Jersey, his “act” wouldn’t be a novelty to you. He’s an east coast version of SoCal Bro’s, different, but equally annoying. If it were all an Andy Kaufman-esque bit, Tony Clifton if you will, then hats off. But it’s not, he’s the typical NJ basket-case who’s hair loss leads to gym/roids, which in turn, leads to more hair loss. It cyclical. Either way, we’ll always have Sopranos on DVD.

[Manolo]

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It's real, you can look it up on the US government trademark website.

Kinda funny at first but squatting on someone's intellectual property in bad faith isn't actually that cool. Kalis must have really been hurt.

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Intellectual?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_property

I was talking about weck.

[Lenny the Fatface]

This is great. I don't have a dog in the fight but I love the pettiness.

[Youoverthere]

Is Weck 2019’s Simon Woodstock?

[Esmith5488]

Hi Joel "the walking erection" Weckingham.  It's quite obvious you read slap.   You have a shitty style on a skateboard, have a fucking god awful push, and a remarkable penchant to fit that horrible stereotype of jock gear that doesn't help the visual appeal of your skating either.

I think I speak for all non-Trump supporters in that you should crawl back under that bank at muni.....

Walking eWECKtion

[Dorje Drolo]

Kalis is a true G for this move, respect.

[Ianizyeah]

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fuck it, i back kalis. weckinball wore out his welcome a year ago

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Yeah, the manny busters was cute, but he is a KOOK. Joel Morganweck should be banished, can't believe he was given as much attention as he got, bet he loves Trump too.

I always back kalis. Your the kook tho who cares if he likes trump. Both wack and trump are funny as fuck. Punk bitch, rat , chomo , check in , PC , sex offender, bastard.

[dooley]

I love Kalis' legacy too but lawyerball is just weak, man. Joel lacked balance between comedic bullying with regulating the pad but Stevie's really going to pretend his clips weren't busted, and that he can take him in a fight because of this? That's sort of delusional. Also yeah, I wouldn't have clicked on that interview had I known the douchebag host is a nonce.

[JohnnySaintLethal]

I said before weck is just the Andy Kaufman of skateboarding. He is kinda regular though. I saw him in Atlantic City and he was doing Huge fatty lines of coke in the car near the skate spot. He’s like faux sober now. Any ways he’s just a troll and it’s working. Stevie’s interview was so funny he tried acting so unbothered but it really got under his skin.

[Audrey II]

I said before weck is just the Andy Kaufman of skateboarding. He is kinda regular though. I saw him in Atlantic City and he was doing Huge fatty lines of coke in the car near the skate spot. He’s like faux sober now. Any ways he’s just a troll and it’s working. Stevie’s interview was so funny he tried acting so unbothered but it really got under his skin.

Just cause man on the moon is on Netflix doesn’t mean you can compare Andy and weck. That’s not fair to Andy.

[layzieyez]

Fucking hilarious. Andy K was a genius, comedy pioneer. The other guy is a moron and there is no pioneering that in skateboarding. Josh could make an energy drink called weckingball tears after this shit for fun.

[JohnnySaintLethal]

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I said before weck is just the Andy Kaufman of skateboarding. He is kinda regular though. I saw him in Atlantic City and he was doing Huge fatty lines of coke in the car near the skate spot. He’s like faux sober now. Any ways he’s just a troll and it’s working. Stevie’s interview was so funny he tried acting so unbothered but it really got under his skin.

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Just cause man on the moon is on Netflix doesn’t mean you can compare Andy and weck. That’s not fair to Andy.

damn my bad didn’t know you knew him personally. My condolences.