Fuck your lawn. You’re wasting water. Get desert plants. Also, as a mailman, double fuck your lawn. You have any idea how much walking we do. Any place to save steps is going to be taken. Triple fuck your lawn. If it can’t take being walked on what the fuck is it for?
I honestly don’t care that much, but I get triggered because some dumb old lady yelled at me for walking on her astroturf. The whole point of astroturf is that it’s fake and can’t be damaged. Bitch.