Mikey Taylor is just gonna tweet through 2020...

[dooley]

was on the bronze website today and saw this caption and loled. Also immediately reminded me of this thread as well

Mikey played the song from his In Bloom part and started doing pushups upon seeing this.

[cosmicgypsies]

fuck it up

[EastKremer]

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was on the bronze website today and saw this caption and loled. Also immediately reminded me of this thread as well

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Mikey played the song from his In Bloom part and started doing pushups upon seeing this.

I didn’t think I could like Bronze more
Dick Rizzo is a beast
I miss Mikey Skate More Taylor

[dooley]

fuck it up

Deep discussions with every telemarketer. In fact, they hang up on him first.

[Complements4U]

JUST MADE A NEW FREN OMG!

TODAY is the best day

[Lowcalcium]

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I know this will rub some people the wrong way, but I find Dinosaur Jr. to be like nails on a chalk board. I can't stand J's voice and the noodely guitar solos that go on forever. Most overrated band ever.

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I can’t say I’m the biggest fan of J’s voice or the solos all the time either, but a lot of their late 80s/early 90s material is undeniably great

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What about Tosh’s song in TWS Sight Unseen, how can you hate on that? Tosh’s part’s got potential to make a Dinosaur jr. fan out of you.

I saw Tosh and Arto at a Rusty demo in Middletown Ohio.

Workshop is from Ohio...if there’s a code, we might’ve just cracked it here y’all, we’re hot on the trail.

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In all fairness that tosh song was actually a j Mascis solo song, but that song might be one of my all time favorite songs

Yea it was a J Masics and the Fog song. And I get why people generally don't like J Masics voice....but I love the whiny high pitched stuff. On some songs he literally sounds like Neil Young, and I'm a huge Uncle Neil fan.

I'm also a huge fan of his work with Crazy Horse, so give me all blistering feedback solos you can

[sus]

JUST MADE A NEW FREN OMG!

TODAY is the best day

this is amazing

[Abyss1]

JUST MADE A NEW FREN OMG!

TODAY is the best day

805 are you SLO, SB, or OX?

[Ms. Tamzarian]

The 805 is Mikey's number Abyss! Mikey's twitter advert number.

Anyway this gives a whole new meaning to the statement "Mikey Taylor turns out to be a bear"!

Sorry Gay, didn't mean to snake you there.

Also Complements, good looks on the early bird - ehrm, Early Bear - text. Gotta get the fresh fish!

[fakie nollie]

805 checking in! Mikey is in Newbury, makes him apart of the #GANG

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[Beeda Weeda]

infinite wisdom.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DVhNKnJWN/?igshid=1q2yxrzmh6tj8

[dooley]

He seriously fell for one of those? Mikey's like Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk, except he bartered his cow for styrofoam dinosaur seeds.

[VHS ERA]

[victor doom]

LOL!

[therealstreetpirate]

Honestly he just seems like a very emotional person

[YungJugg]

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DVhNKnJWN/?igshid=1q2yxrzmh6tj8

He needs to invest in a lawn mower.

[therealstreetpirate]

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DVhNKnJWN/?igshid=1q2yxrzmh6tj8

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He needs to invest in a lawn mower.

[ArtVandelay]

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DVhNKnJWN/?igshid=1q2yxrzmh6tj8

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He needs to invest in a lawn mower.

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Yeah to cut off that stupid floofy hairdo

[HugeBodBoyle]

Richard Spencer loves that haircut.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DVhNKnJWN/?igshid=1q2yxrzmh6tj8

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He needs to invest in a lawn mower.

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Yeah to cut off that stupid floofy hairdo

Imagine having that long of a face and keeping a haircut that makes that shit seem even longer. Looks like he's getting beginning signs of travolta-esque big head syndrome tho so maybe that'll even things out.

[drewdown]

You would think with all that money he is making he would either (a) afford a lawn mower or (b) afford a gardener to cut it for him.   Neither of which seem to be the case with that jungle in the background. 

[Vomit Lust]

This guy really posted tips on how to manage a large inheritance, as if more than .05% of his followers are going to actually need help with this situation.

His tips included:

1. Start saving money before you get your inheritance
2. Start getting out of debt right now then use your inheritance to pay down debt

Watch out Wall Street, Mikey has it this financial management thing figured out

He’s right though. We’re each getting a trillion dollars soon and it’s going to be a huge problem. This dude is tackling the issues that all us common folks are facing. God bless you, you horse-faced idiot.

[RCB3]

That Instagram post is the equivalent of telling people to avoid the Nigerian prince inheritance emails. Those spam comments are everywhere and the fact he would he need tell people to stay away from them is amazing. Doing the lord's work out here.

[urbneathme]

That Instagram post is the equivalent of telling people to avoid the Nigerian prince inheritance emails. Those spam comments are everywhere and the fact he would he need tell people to stay away from them is amazing. Doing the lord's work out here.

while i understand that you’re right, the nigerian prince scam is a billion dollar industry

[Dr Dew]

so is he basically admitting he was dumb enough to fall for the scam right? why would he be posting about it if he didn't

sure makes him seem like an astute and trustworthy business guy..

[DirtyCheddarKids]

I actually opened twitter to see if that's real. Amazing. Jamal's the man.

[thebacker]

so is he basically admitting he was dumb enough to fall for the scam right? why would he be posting about it if he didn't

sure makes him seem like an astute and trustworthy business guy..

hahahahahaha poor guy

[pizzafliptofakie]

It's never been easier to get the CoronaVirus...