In high school I was known to do wild shit pretty much 24/7 because well that’s just cheetah.
I ended up streaking on 3 separate occasions. The first time there was this dipshit girl who my friend was obsessed with in high school who thought Brazil was in Europe. I thought it would be funny to run up to her home naked and ding dong ditch the chick. Ended up getting like a pantyhose around my head to cover my face. Friends pulled up like a block away, ran up to do it but best part was a car drove by while I’m doing it and didn’t stop or nothing.
Second time streaking there was this kid me and my friends referred to as slipknot kid. Slipknot kid had long greasy straight black hair with a crustache at like 16 and was Mexican prolly but I’m not sure, he wore a slipknot t shirt every single day and was just a pompous ass. He used to walk around this one neighborhood with his friends loitering all day. Me and my skate crew knew where he lived tho. So one day I’m like let’s go streak slipknot kid to my homies in the dead of cold ass winter. We like into my homies small ass coupe with 5 guys. I have nothing over me except a towel on my genitals in the shotgun seat with 3 big dudes crowding the back seat like fucking stowaways. So luckily enough slipknot kid was at the bottom of the hill where his house was(his house was at the top). He was walking up it with his friend. My friend fucking burns out a giant hollow of smoke from the friction created by his tires, and I pop out the shotgun seat while they speed to the top of the hill. Without knowing they see me all of a sudden streaking towards them up the hill out of this cloud of smoke, and in doing so slipknot kids mom opens the door and sees me streaking up the hill and gasps, screams I’m calling the cops as I hop in the passenger seat of the car at the top of the hill and ride away.
The third time I streaked through a Mexican restaurant where there was a biker gang at, and I ended up farting on one of there bikes.
On a related note I also ended up mooning 600 cars one time in complete stand still traffic. This one road was just jam packed with an accident one way that wasn’t going anywhere when we passed it in the middle of rush hour. So I decided while in the back seat behind the driver of the homie, to pull down my pants and moon the other lane, homies counted over 600 cars we passed, pretty fucking epic.
I mooned many cars and people in my lifetime. Including mooning a dominos on my skateboard at least 50 times as well, full ass spread on the plexiglass front of the store. Like I would moon the dominos, ollie a 5 stair next to it and skate away each time. One time me and the homies even group mooned these fuckers, with like 4 of us going back to back to back.