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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4710 on: January 20, 2026, 08:44:20 AM »

If Chris really didnt understand how it was being explained I am baffled. If he was playing dumb as an interview tactic to get more information out of Mike then that was the wrong move.


Not baffled at all. I don't think Crob plays dumb. Well, Kelly definitely doesn't. It's not like it's a weekly Mensa meeting.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4711 on: January 20, 2026, 09:11:05 AM »
I don't know the business of competition skateboarding but there has to be a reason why Mo is doing this. I assume a lot of it is sponsorship based and if they get funding from these companies, it can pay off the skaters who compete, the labor to make the course, the wages of the employees, etc. I assume you add ticket sales as well and maybe a business loan but turning a profit on this can seem likely if Mo can be consistent with these contest. I think if any, the first couple might be successful since it is new and then there might be a falloff later.
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4712 on: January 20, 2026, 09:17:00 AM »
In all honesty I watched the first PSL event way back when (last year?) with Jah and Jamie etc. and found it quite enjoyable.

Will probably watch.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4713 on: January 20, 2026, 09:19:49 AM »
I've always thought a game of skate set up and scored like a tennis match would be the ideal way to do it.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4714 on: January 20, 2026, 12:02:21 PM »
I've always thought a game of skate set up and scored like a tennis match would be the ideal way to do it.

I could see a Westminister Dog Show type contests. Poodle category, working breed category, toy category. Same course similar scoring rubric.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4715 on: January 20, 2026, 12:17:17 PM »
I don't know the business of competition skateboarding but there has to be a reason why Mo is doing this. I assume a lot of it is sponsorship based and if they get funding from these companies, it can pay off the skaters who compete, the labor to make the course, the wages of the employees, etc. I assume you add ticket sales as well and maybe a business loan but turning a profit on this can seem likely if Mo can be consistent with these contest. I think if any, the first couple might be successful since it is new and then there might be a falloff later.

I have a really strong suspicion he may have lost a ton of money on Crypto, because someone that would be well off in that world specially after promoting it for years, would never talk about putting their house as collateral for this makeshift contest. I mean that just doesn't make sense to me, your house would be the last thing you would put on the line unless you really don't have anything else to put on the line. Maybe this is his last hurrah to make as much money as he can from skateboarding because maybe everything else he has built with Glassy and or ABD is gone. Idk that's just my wild guess, I wouldn't have thought this if he hadn't expressed he was gambling his house for this contest like 30 times on the nine club.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4716 on: January 20, 2026, 05:11:14 PM »
I’m not a massive Mike Mo fan and watching him descend into crypto grifter has been disappointing, but if you think this concept is confusing you’re an idiot. Mo was explaining it just fine and Chris’ whole funny guy/“I don’t understand” schtick derailed the conversation multiple times. The tension between him and Kelly has become pretty unbearable, dude seems like an asshole.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4717 on: January 20, 2026, 05:13:40 PM »
Nine club kinda sucks now. Those 4 stoners cant get it together.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4718 on: January 20, 2026, 08:31:54 PM »
Nine club kinda sucks now. Those 4 stoners cant get it together.

sadly they aren't even stoners, they are just plain stupid

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4719 on: January 20, 2026, 09:10:43 PM »
It might be time to call it. Why do people have to run shit into the ground? I don't get it. It's not getting any better only worse.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4720 on: January 21, 2026, 12:43:13 AM »
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Nine club kinda sucks now. Those 4 stoners cant get it together.
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sadly they aren't even stoners, they are just plain stupid

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4721 on: January 21, 2026, 01:23:17 AM »
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Nine club kinda sucks now. Those 4 stoners cant get it together.
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sadly they aren't even stoners, they are just plain stupid

Well damn lol

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4722 on: January 21, 2026, 01:55:13 AM »
Nine club kinda sucks now. Those 4 stoners cant get it together.

How expansive is your concept of “now”?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4723 on: January 21, 2026, 02:20:17 AM »
It might be time to call it. Why do people have to run shit into the ground? I don't get it. It's not getting any better only worse.

Hopefully they're waiting for their 10 year anniversary and then they will bow out. Time to move on.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4724 on: January 21, 2026, 02:40:26 AM »
The longer it goes on and the cornier it gets the less likely anyone worth a shit is going to sit down with them  for a episode. 

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4725 on: January 21, 2026, 06:18:27 AM »
The longer it goes on and the cornier it gets the less likely anyone worth a shit is going to sit down with them  for a episode.

They couldn’t get Mullen to appear and it took forever to get Kalis… wonder who else keeps turning down invitations

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4726 on: January 21, 2026, 06:29:24 AM »
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I've always thought a game of skate set up and scored like a tennis match would be the ideal way to do it.
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I could see a Westminister Dog Show type contests. Poodle category, working breed category, toy category. Same course similar scoring rubric.

agility course. team manager running around the course pointing to different rails and banks for micky papa to hit

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4727 on: January 21, 2026, 07:18:52 AM »
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The longer it goes on and the cornier it gets the less likely anyone worth a shit is going to sit down with them  for a episode.
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They couldn’t get Mullen to appear and it took forever to get Kalis… wonder who else keeps turning down invitations

Koston. Literally their teammate for years is like "fuck this".

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4728 on: January 21, 2026, 08:11:21 AM »
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I've always thought a game of skate set up and scored like a tennis match would be the ideal way to do it.
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I could see a Westminister Dog Show type contests. Poodle category, working breed category, toy category. Same course similar scoring rubric.
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agility course. team manager running around the course pointing to different rails and banks for micky papa to hit

When are we finally getting a dedicated, FDA approved skateboarding snack, made from purest and freshest dry pressed gummies and dollar burgers (in three unique flavors - monster, newport and sriracha)?
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4729 on: January 21, 2026, 08:31:38 AM »
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Nine club kinda sucks now. Those 4 stoners cant get it together.
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How expansive is your concept of “now”?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4730 on: January 21, 2026, 09:10:12 AM »
I respect dudes that have turned the nine club down.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4731 on: January 21, 2026, 11:41:36 AM »
I was the biggest MikeMo fan since Fully Flared until he went to DC. I enjoyed the first PSL match (basically just a game of skate on a stair set.... literally that's it), but I thought it was too long and dragged on. It was fun though, and better than having to deal with a scoring system that most contests use.

However, Mo is a fucking idiot for putting his house on the line. Absolutely the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Also yeah he definitely lost a lot of money from ABD. His own fault for falling for crypto and NFT scams (even though he was doing the scamming).

I'm surprised he brought up "billionaires" a few times. Isn't he a huge fan of Elon?
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4732 on: January 21, 2026, 08:02:08 PM »
I was the biggest MikeMo fan since Fully Flared until he went to DC. I enjoyed the first PSL match (basically just a game of skate on a stair set.... literally that's it), but I thought it was too long and dragged on. It was fun though, and better than having to deal with a scoring system that most contests use.

However, Mo is a fucking idiot for putting his house on the line. Absolutely the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Also yeah he definitely lost a lot of money from ABD. His own fault for falling for crypto and NFT scams (even though he was doing the scamming).

I'm surprised he brought up "billionaires" a few times. Isn't he a huge fan of Elon?
I was thinking how tragic his career ended up. He was the golden child with amazing skills but ruined it with his dumbass drinking. Since then he's been trying to stay in the game with even dumber scams but nothing ever sticks. Now he's doing this that is most likely gonna fail. Plus he ruined a pretty good park that was already there at Craig.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4733 on: January 21, 2026, 08:08:44 PM »
Alternate title

#395 - Mike Mo Capaldi breaks down, PSL

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4734 on: January 21, 2026, 09:40:16 PM »
Expecting new ep with AVE breaking down griptape (expect Rg cameo too)

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4735 on: January 22, 2026, 02:00:20 AM »
Semi-lukewarm take: Mike Mo should just be one of the co-hosts of the Nine Club at this point. Obviously, that statement wasn’t serious, but my sarcastic point is that I’d rather that they just have him on in that way as opposed to taking up episodes that don’t need to exist. Besides, they’ve had worse co-hosts. The Nine Club appeals to the normies, and that’s not a bad thing, but when even the normies are complaining in the comments about the quality of the show, then you know you fucked up. If you visit the comment section now, there are diehard Mike Mo fans, but it’s literally just people complaining that Chris should just watch an episode of PSL, and that it’s really not that complicated as to need a whole episode.

Actual comments on the video:
“Idiocracy is hitting harder everyday“
“This is literally the easiest concept to follow and Chris is absolutely lost”
“Is Chris geeked all the time now”
And the best yet: “Chris looks way better without the big ahhh cap“

From a personal perspective, I don’t think the existence of vanilla-ass shit like the Nine Club is harmful. At this point, it’s something that I love to pretend to hate, like those “Hot Mature Singles in Your Area” advertisements that stalk me throughout the internet when I forget to clear my browser history.

My current issue with Nine Club is that there just seems to be way too many technical bugs in the live show. Crob was joking that it’s hard to run a podcast, and Kelly literally said “it’s really not that hard” lmao. Like guys, I get that you are using a fucking Star Wars command deck, 5 cameras and a Roger behind the scenes, but there are kids in their mom’s basement making better podcasts with less difficulty. Sort it the fuck out.
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4736 on: January 22, 2026, 04:20:26 AM »
Semi-lukewarm take: Mike Mo should just be one of the co-hosts of the Nine Club at this point. Obviously, that statement wasn’t serious, but my sarcastic point is that I’d rather that they just have him on in that way as opposed to taking up episodes that don’t need to exist. Besides, they’ve had worse co-hosts. The Nine Club appeals to the normies, and that’s not a bad thing, but when even the normies are complaining in the comments about the quality of the show, then you know you fucked up. If you visit the comment section now, there are diehard Mike Mo fans, but it’s literally just people complaining that Chris should just watch an episode of PSL, and that it’s really not that complicated as to need a whole episode.

Actual comments on the video:
“Idiocracy is hitting harder everyday“
“This is literally the easiest concept to follow and Chris is absolutely lost”
“Is Chris geeked all the time now”
And the best yet: “Chris looks way better without the big ahhh cap“

From a personal perspective, I don’t think the existence of vanilla-ass shit like the Nine Club is harmful. At this point, it’s something that I love to pretend to hate, like those “Hot Mature Singles in Your Area” advertisements that stalk me throughout the internet when I forget to clear my browser history.

My current issue with Nine Club is that there just seems to be way too many technical bugs in the live show. Crob was joking that it’s hard to run a podcast, and Kelly literally said “it’s really not that hard” lmao. Like guys, I get that you are using a fucking Star Wars command deck, 5 cameras and a Roger behind the scenes, but there are kids in their mom’s basement making better podcasts with less difficulty. Sort it the fuck out.

Full head of hair yet he chooses to sport a crispy ass snap back 24/7. Its annoying.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4737 on: January 22, 2026, 08:54:04 AM »
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Semi-lukewarm take: Mike Mo should just be one of the co-hosts of the Nine Club at this point. Obviously, that statement wasn’t serious, but my sarcastic point is that I’d rather that they just have him on in that way as opposed to taking up episodes that don’t need to exist. Besides, they’ve had worse co-hosts. The Nine Club appeals to the normies, and that’s not a bad thing, but when even the normies are complaining in the comments about the quality of the show, then you know you fucked up. If you visit the comment section now, there are diehard Mike Mo fans, but it’s literally just people complaining that Chris should just watch an episode of PSL, and that it’s really not that complicated as to need a whole episode.

Actual comments on the video:
“Idiocracy is hitting harder everyday“
“This is literally the easiest concept to follow and Chris is absolutely lost”
“Is Chris geeked all the time now”
And the best yet: “Chris looks way better without the big ahhh cap“

From a personal perspective, I don’t think the existence of vanilla-ass shit like the Nine Club is harmful. At this point, it’s something that I love to pretend to hate, like those “Hot Mature Singles in Your Area” advertisements that stalk me throughout the internet when I forget to clear my browser history.

My current issue with Nine Club is that there just seems to be way too many technical bugs in the live show. Crob was joking that it’s hard to run a podcast, and Kelly literally said “it’s really not that hard” lmao. Like guys, I get that you are using a fucking Star Wars command deck, 5 cameras and a Roger behind the scenes, but there are kids in their mom’s basement making better podcasts with less difficulty. Sort it the fuck out.
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Full head of hair yet he chooses to sport a crispy ass snap back 24/7. Its annoying.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4738 on: January 22, 2026, 09:50:12 AM »
Kelly has even more hair and that guy has a hat glued to his head 24/7 too. The only one that should be wearing a hat is Jeron.
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4739 on: January 22, 2026, 11:28:07 AM »
I was the biggest MikeMo fan since Fully Flared until he went to DC. I enjoyed the first PSL match (basically just a game of skate on a stair set.... literally that's it), but I thought it was too long and dragged on. It was fun though, and better than having to deal with a scoring system that most contests use.

However,
Mo is a fucking idiot for putting his house on the line. Absolutely the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Also yeah he definitely lost a lot of money from ABD. His own fault for falling for crypto and NFT scams (even though he was doing the scamming).

I'm surprised he brought up "billionaires" a few times. Isn't he a huge fan of Elon?


This really sums it up