Wtf is up with the nine club

[HeapsCool]

If it’s not flip in flip out ledge wizard manual combo skating these guys seems out of their depth. I think roger really added a depth of knowledge and passion that is missed.

[freddiethreepwood]

This thing goes from bad to worse. The level of fawning and fanboying is nauseating. Hours of nothing but. Fucking vapid.

[streetmeat]

If it’s not flip in flip out ledge wizard manual combo skating these guys seems out of their depth.

thing that drives me insane is any time they like a trick they always say 'Carroll/Marc had it the same way (or better)' like good lord, get over it.

[renerene]

https://www.steezuschrist.com/contact

"STEEZUS You got a juicy mouth, boy"

wtf is up with this quote on his website?

Is Steezus the one with a juicy mouth?
Is he with a boy with a juicy mouth?
What is the context of the mouth being juicy?

[streetmeat]

https://www.steezuschrist.com/contact

"STEEZUS You got a juicy mouth, boy"

wtf is up with this quote on his website?

Is Steezus the one with a juicy mouth?
Is he with a boy with a juicy mouth?
What is the context of the mouth being juicy?

cant remember the context but its something Kelly said in an early 9C episode

[Mean salto]

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https://www.steezuschrist.com/contact

"STEEZUS You got a juicy mouth, boy"

wtf is up with this quote on his website?

Is Steezus the one with a juicy mouth?
Is he with a boy with a juicy mouth?
What is the context of the mouth being juicy?

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cant remember the context but its something Kelly said in an early 9C episode

It sounds vaguely sexual therefore hilarious to anyone with the brain of a 14 year old (ie 9 club listeners)

[Murge]

This came on the other day and at 13:40 eldridge gets all weird at kelly for some reason

Haha damn that was awkward. Kelly got the clap back with you can remember shoes but not a trick you did on that?

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

Hahaha yeah that was hella weird

[Sila]

I don't even understand what was happening there. So Eldy got weird that he couldn't remember and his fuck you to Kelly was "four shoes".

[dannyprovolone]

its called a moment of clarity

[radcunt]

This came on the other day and at 13:40 eldridge gets all weird at kelly for some reason

You can see the blood rushing through Eldys head making his ears rumble. Id watch that garbage again if they just went at each other.

[manysnakes]

Justin Eldridge seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around.

[steezenking]

Justin Eldridge seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around.

He is probably forever bitter he wasn't a bigger deal in skating considering he was really really good

[roba]

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Justin Eldridge seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around.

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He is probably forever bitter he wasn't a bigger deal in skating considering he was really really good

he had a 10 year run with 3 pro shoes while putting out 6 minutes of footage

[manysnakes]

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Justin Eldridge seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around.

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He is probably forever bitter he wasn't a bigger deal in skating considering he was really really good

Hasn't he been earning a living off of skateboarding for like two decades now?

[pizzafliptofakie]

It's a somewhat recurring elephant in the room where Eldy really wants eS to reissue his shoe(s) and Kelly clearly not wanting to because Justin wasn't in Menikmati.

[Dooky-shoes]

Fuck me some of you take the podcast and Steezus way too seriously lol

Welcome to Slap. This is the home for taking skateboarding too seriously.

[KGB]

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Justin Eldridge seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around.

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He is probably forever bitter he wasn't a bigger deal in skating considering he was really really good

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he had a 10 year run with 3 pro shoes while putting out 6 minutes of footage

4 shoes man! listen to that clip again lol

[straight fucking edge]

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Justin Eldridge seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around.

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He is probably forever bitter he wasn't a bigger deal in skating considering he was really really good

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he had a 10 year run with 3 pro shoes while putting out 6 minutes of footage

four shoes

[Mean salto]

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Justin Eldridge seems like a deeply unpleasant person to be around.

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He is probably forever bitter he wasn't a bigger deal in skating considering he was really really good

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he had a 10 year run with 3 pro shoes while putting out 6 minutes of footage

4 SHOES. 4 OF EM!


he's normally annoyingly positive but worst person on any trip is someone who is both dumb and bitter. You can be one but not both.

[borats cat]

i think he might be cte or on pain pills. dude struggles for words more than a litttle bit. he didn't skate jamie sized obstacles but maybe he slipped out switch flipping onto 5 stair rails? if it's pills, intervention! like right on the monday show. just everyone heaping copious praise upon him while also complaining about his modern antics. what if instead of nice club, it was confrontation club and skaters got roasted, called out for cringe or substance abuse? 9 club turns heel.

[CrappybsflipDownthe5stair]

On the most recent xp episode Kelly and dubz were saying eldy needs to pick more street clips for his pick of the week. Was still very nice club but though it was interesting off the back of the buts above.

[grassblade]

can't wait to see how dumb they look for having bam on, after his newest dunken meltdown days after they taped it

but whatever gets them clicks!

[lurkluke]

I have it on in the background maybe once a week and Eldy gets real snarky at Kelly all the time. Kelly does a lot of dicking round and joking but doesn't really seem to notice when Eldy is getting annoyed at him. Then Kelly gets all apologetic and Eldy acts like he isn't mad.

I watch a lot less of it now than when they were doing mostly skatevid reviews. When they are actually talking about tricks, and what makes some spots hard to skate or certain tricks more difficult it's very insightful.

But there are large chunks where they think they are funny and it's so damn tedious. Budget or Buttery goes for like, half the show and honestly, who the hell wants that?

[fakie nollie]

I feel like they could probably give Eldy like a fidget spinner or a laser pen and he’d be quiet/entertained for hours

[Newphone]

I like the skate vid reviews just so I don’t have to rewind or slow mo shit.  Hating on the nine club is low hanging fruit, they got their little sponsors and do their little talk show for free.  Meanwhile, there’s dudes sneakily making betwixt 99999 and a smooth million for “editing” a zine that’s mostly gone digital with sponsor generated content. 

[minilogoflow]

I like the skate vid reviews just so I don’t have to rewind or slow mo shit.  Hating on the nine club is low hanging fruit, they got their little sponsors and do their little talk show for free.  Meanwhile, there’s dudes sneakily making betwixt 99999 and a smooth million for “editing” a zine that’s mostly gone digital with sponsor generated content.

You're not fooling anyone Burnett, quit flexing your 1%er wages at us.

[dannyprovolone]

I feel like they could probably give Eldy like a fiver spinner or a laser pen and he’d be quiet/entertained for hours

One of those bones with the peanut butter inside

[straight fucking edge]

lmao

[fakie nollie]

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I feel like they could probably give Eldy like a fiver spinner or a laser pen and he’d be quiet/entertained for hours

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One of those bones with the peanut butter inside

Eldy should get a Kong sponsorship. He already eats golf tees