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How come they didn’t ask Pancho about the Oompa Loompa porn he was in?
Good point. Pretty sure he ejaculated on the bench at skate lab.
imagine being a rich suburban housewife in the valley, your kid quits the baseball team and gets into skating against you & your husband’s pleas. you slowly grow more accepting of it over time despite your initial gut feeling. it becomes very apparent that he is truly invested in this new hobby & you find yourself becoming more and more supportive of his new passion. his favorite place to skate quickly becomes skatelab skatepark so, you now find yourself as his day to day chauffeur in taking him there and picking him up. at first, the location and the park itself make you a little uneasy but, you convince yourself that you’re just being uptight & protective and that he is in no danger of any sort. as this continues on, you come to the realization that your marriage is becoming stagnant due to his long work hours mixed with your role in being your son & his friend’s everyday skatepark chaperone/taxi driver. one day, your husband comes home early from work for the first time in what seems like forever. your son is at skatelab & you don’t have to pick him up for a few more hours. you suggest to your husband that maybe you two should watch a dirty movie like old times, to spice things up and to keep the relationship from becoming too distant. you find one online, pour a few glasses of wine & lay down together, slowly growing closer & engaging more and more as the film rolls on. all of the sudden, pancho moler is butt ass naked fucking some girl from behind at skatelab & then nutting all over the bench. you rush to the park as quickly as possible, throw little timmy in the back of your land rover, rush back home & immediately sign him back onto the middle school baseball team.
wouldn’t that be craaaaaazy??!!?
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