Wtf is up with the nine club

[GAY]

what does 69 smell like

Cigarettes

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Anytime something sexual is mentioned…or if the topic of sex is discussed, I always find it a bit weird how uncomfortable Chris seems to appear whenever the topic of sex is brought up on the nine club. Kelly on the other hand just jokes around. Basically, I feel that for more grown men, everyone on the podcast acts pretty immature when it comes to talking about sex. whenever the number 69 is mentioned, they laugh hysterically…..and I don’t know….i just find it kinda strange

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lots of people are like that, it usually means that they don't get to participate in it too often

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I like and listen/watch the show but also have many gripes. This is one of them. It’s like they’re children. Also, of the three people Jeron is the most adult but also it’s like they’re all in some type of bubble and don’t even understand how the real world works (Kelly and Chris way more than Jeron, but he has his moments too).

I wish I could find the moments but there has been multiple instances where Jeron incorrectly uses the term "pet peeve" to mean an obsessive habit. And the other idiots on the show just nod along, no one correcting him.

[somedudefromnj]

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Anytime something sexual is mentioned…or if the topic of sex is discussed, I always find it a bit weird how uncomfortable Chris seems to appear whenever the topic of sex is brought up on the nine club. Kelly on the other hand just jokes around. Basically, I feel that for more grown men, everyone on the podcast acts pretty immature when it comes to talking about sex. whenever the number 69 is mentioned, they laugh hysterically…..and I don’t know….i just find it kinda strange

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lots of people are like that, it usually means that they don't get to participate in it too often

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I like and listen/watch the show but also have many gripes. This is one of them. It’s like they’re children. Also, of the three people Jeron is the most adult but also it’s like they’re all in some type of bubble and don’t even understand how the real world works (Kelly and Chris way more than Jeron, but he has his moments too).

adultery 

[Miserable Old Sack of Shit]

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If you're into history this is going to be a treat

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25 mins in, already one of the best episodes ever

So good, and so sad to hear such a common story in business.

[Sedition]

what does 69 smell like

Blood. Semen. And regret.

[Idk]

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what does 69 smell like

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Blood. Semen. And regret.

Just get one hand and rub the inside of your thighs and with the other hand scratch the inside of your butt a little and then smash both hands together. Smell that and that’s what 69 smells like.

[BieberStance]

obviously chris does not do the sex. which is totally fine. he does not have to.
jeron on the otherhand propably does alot of sex with his wife.
kelly most likely does the sex ocessionally, like drunk and on the weekends, but not enough to be very confident in his abilities.

[straight fucking edge]

pretty fair analysis

[Badmeaningood]

Crob comes across as totally asexual.

[TelethonJohn]

Crob comes across as totally asexual.

Agreed. Dude is strictly buds and spores.

[Dad Board]

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Crob comes across as totally asexual.

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Agreed. Dude is strictly buds and spores.

Crob is a mushroom confirmed

[manysnakes]

I see now they do two live shows a week now again. Interesting.

I totally respect that it's their show and they wanted to tighten things up, but they took the most elaborate and passive route to firing Steezus and Eldy as was possible. Pretty fucking funny, actually.

[j....soy.....]

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Crob comes across as totally asexual.

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Agreed. Dude is strictly buds and spores.

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Crob is a mushroom confirmed

No wonder he didn't need a butthole:

Mushoom's metabolic wastes presumably, for the most part, simply diffuse through their cell membranes and walls into the surrounding medium, much like an ameba or other protozoan eliminates its wastes.

[Sick Duck]

I see roberts being one of those dudes who isn’t exactly good looking to say the least but is only interested in smoking hot women that he’ll never get

[Newphone]

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I see now they do two live shows a week now again. Interesting.

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I totally respect that it's their show and they wanted to tighten things up, but they took the most elaborate and passive route to firing Steezus and Eldy as was possible. Pretty fucking funny, actually.

100% this.  I think they even waited til eldys show was gone before they eased back into the schedule. 

[radcunt]

I've never thought about Crobs knob, but now that I am, there's no way it's been slobbed or jobbed.

[Steely Daniel]

I see him as more of some kind of asexual snivelling worm

[streetmeat]

anyone catch the chat question posed on one of the newer live episodes where someone demanded that Crob answer how he justifies having a pro model? the mood was grim lol (spoiler: he said 'moving on...')

[OwlGreen]

They had a segment talking about illegal tricks. It was the closest I've ever seen them to talking shit. I thought it was great. At first they were all couching their answers so as not to remotely offend anybody, but by the end they had eased up a bit. I think if the show goes more in this direction, where they each express their personal opinions rather than always trying to be as neutral as possible, it can become something great. The crew has great chemistry, they just need to stand for something once in a while.

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

anyone catch the chat question posed on one of the newer live episodes where someone demanded that Crob answer how he justifies having a pro model? the mood was grim lol (spoiler: he said 'moving on...')

I saw that and it didn't really come across as "grim". More of like "yeah yeah".
And he is always the first guy to make fun of himself so it didn't feel like that to me.

In a completely objective way it was not the smartest question to begin with anyway:
Whether you like it or not, Crob has a lot of exposure and more people watch him than some people think.
And there really is something like a "nine club community". Loyal viewers, and dare I say it?

Fans.

In a way (and on a much much much smaller scale of course) it's comparable it to Dyrdek, Bam etc. who probably sold the most boards in their career in a period that they skated the least.

My friend has a skateshop for over 20 years and he says nine club stuff sells pretty darn good. It's also noticeable on their site where all of the Nine Club related boards almost sell out immediately when they drop.

More exposure online/YouTube means a lot marketing wise, so you can bet Crob sells more product than some other pro's out there. And yes, without any video parts.

So yes, that pro-board is justified and I think Chocolate is very happy with him at this point.
They benefit off this too, which is often forgotten ...

[fernando the skater]

Crob does more for skateboarding than most pros of his age. I don't begrudge him still having a board.

[somedudefromnj]

anyone who thinks Crob doesnt skate on a professional level watches too much nine club

one thing ive realized is that most of these guys kill it without being in front of a camera

although

their job typically requires them to be documented in that way, but i guess tides are changing

[Kook Me Amadeus]

Rodney Smith episode was one of the best I’ve heard.  He’s a fantastic storyteller.

And then they have a conversation with/give a platform to Steve Berra

https://youtu.be/ASYDCSgw_10?si=sH2My_-BpRlCXtXh

[ish_wav]

Saw this photo on Twitter and it looks just like Roger lol.

[JM]

Saw this photo on Twitter and it looks just like Roger lol.

Who/what is the horse? Who/what are the noodles? What does it all mean?

[breezy_again]

gotta be mikey taylor

[ish_wav]

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Saw this photo on Twitter and it looks just like Roger lol.

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Who/what is the horse? Who/what are the noodles? What does it all mean?

Listen, what Rog does on his personal time is none of my business.

[Dad Board]

Saw this photo on Twitter and it looks just like Roger lol.

Romance novel cover Rog. Someone who’s a channel member needs to post that on their next live show. That’s amazing.

[Sometimes]

Saw this photo on Twitter and it looks just like Roger lol.

Feeding a dead horse

[Gab]

I feel like they brought this pic up on the show before, or maybe I saw it on here and was just sleep deprived