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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2020, 08:17:09 AM »
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Fuck UWK. Donut operater seems like a good guy.
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No surprise that slaps biggest bootlicker likes donut patrol. “Here have a kook”

You have one too buddy.
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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #61 on: June 26, 2020, 08:18:36 AM »
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Unless Baker only sells direct via Baker Boys dist, there is a chance they maybe got the boards from aaa uhhhhh distributor

Wonder how much say a brand has in what shops their boards end up in once they're in the hands of a distributor, if any.

Good on U_W_K for shedding the light, in any case.
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He gets all his product from Eastern Skateboard Supply.

As for the topic, I think he's a good guy but markets waaaay too much on the "cop and skaters" thing. No matter how much you ush that, I don't think that'll ever be compatible.

His YouTube channel is a good resource if you want to learn how the police work in the field since he does a lot of objective breakdown videos on shootings and police encounters. From what I can tell in this thread almost no one has seen his channel.

As for the jokes, they're jokes. It's subjective if they're funny or not, but he hasn't called for any actual violence.

What happened when BLM protesters came to his neighborhood? He gave out water.



I'm not here telling you to suck him off and he's a god. Make your own conclusions after watching some of his content.
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I've come to the conclusion that you suck

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #62 on: June 26, 2020, 08:25:12 AM »
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Unless Baker only sells direct via Baker Boys dist, there is a chance they maybe got the boards from aaa uhhhhh distributor

Wonder how much say a brand has in what shops their boards end up in once they're in the hands of a distributor, if any.

Good on U_W_K for shedding the light, in any case.
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Make your own conclusions after watching some of his content.


We're all quite comfortable with our conclusion that this guy fucking sucks, thanks.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #63 on: June 26, 2020, 08:27:41 AM »

(didn't age well with time)


I bet the local PD loves passing this dude around the locker room for pre-shift blow jobs. He must really keep moral high.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2020, 08:29:39 AM »




I think these explain everything. 

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #65 on: June 26, 2020, 08:37:49 AM »
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Unless Baker only sells direct via Baker Boys dist, there is a chance they maybe got the boards from aaa uhhhhh distributor

Wonder how much say a brand has in what shops their boards end up in once they're in the hands of a distributor, if any.

Good on U_W_K for shedding the light, in any case.
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Make your own conclusions after watching some of his content.
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We're all quite comfortable with our conclusion that this guy fucking sucks, thanks.
Speak for yourself.
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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #66 on: June 26, 2020, 08:39:01 AM »
But there's actual shit to say fuck you to him about other than another sloth cop with a stupid nickname.  "Hilarious stories...." as Dorknuts put in his insta post.




https://www.ajc.com/news/breaking-news/georgia-deputy-fired-for-conduct-unbecoming-others-under-investigation/5kqdSAqbqMRppTRxks1aoM/

https://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/floyd-county-deputy-terminated-after-internal-investigation/article_b25c832a-ea2f-11e6-a991-ff3463fa07e0.html

In conclusion.   Fuck that dude for promoting guns in a fucking skate shop.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #67 on: June 26, 2020, 08:45:18 AM »




I think these explain everything.
Yeah... maybe he should definitely not post clips of himself trying to skate in his Insta.
Doesn’t exactly lend credibility to his claims of “growing up at the local park/shop.” But what do I know? Maybe he only grew up there, but never bothered participating in his surroundings’ primary functions/purposes? Maybe he’s just a skater dater with a thing for uniforms?
He’s got the cop ‘stache pretty well nailed though, so, um... props to him for that?

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #68 on: June 26, 2020, 08:49:25 AM »
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i have nothing to contribute to this thread but my sheer shock that someone would refer to cops as "counterculture"

Yeah, I thought it was a joke until someone posted screenshots. Mind blown.
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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #69 on: June 26, 2020, 08:51:06 AM »
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Unless Baker only sells direct via Baker Boys dist, there is a chance they maybe got the boards from aaa uhhhhh distributor

Wonder how much say a brand has in what shops their boards end up in once they're in the hands of a distributor, if any.

Good on U_W_K for shedding the light, in any case.
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Make your own conclusions after watching some of his content.
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We're all quite comfortable with our conclusion that this guy fucking sucks, thanks.
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Speak for yourself.


You're right, it was brash of me to assume that the insinuated "we" was clearly only referring to people who aren't alarmingly stupid. Seeing as you are an alarmingly stupid person, let me be the first to apologize for the confusion.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #70 on: June 26, 2020, 09:17:19 AM »
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Unless Baker only sells direct via Baker Boys dist, there is a chance they maybe got the boards from aaa uhhhhh distributor

Wonder how much say a brand has in what shops their boards end up in once they're in the hands of a distributor, if any.

Good on U_W_K for shedding the light, in any case.
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Make your own conclusions after watching some of his content.
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We're all quite comfortable with our conclusion that this guy fucking sucks, thanks.
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Speak for yourself.
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You're right, it was brash of me to assume that the insinuated "we" was clearly only referring to people who aren't alarmingly stupid. Seeing as you are an alarmingly stupid person, let me be the first to apologize for the confusion.
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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #71 on: June 26, 2020, 09:47:32 AM »
An ex cop who makes videos joking about mowing down / killing anti fascist protesters with farming equipment who runs a skate shop and donates boards to an ex navy seal convicted of a war crime who was accused by his fellow navy seals for killing innocent people for fun.

There is no justification for supporting this man at all.
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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #72 on: June 26, 2020, 09:54:32 AM »
An ex cop who makes videos joking about mowing down / killing anti fascist protesters with farming equipment who runs a skate shop and donates boards to an ex navy seal convicted of a war crime who was accused by his fellow navy seals for killing innocent people for fun.

There is no justification for supporting this man at all.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #73 on: June 26, 2020, 10:06:38 AM »
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An ex cop who makes videos joking about mowing down / killing anti fascist protesters with farming equipment who runs a skate shop and donates boards to an ex navy seal convicted of a war crime who was accused by his fellow navy seals for killing innocent people for fun.

There is no justification for supporting this man at all.
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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2020, 10:25:37 AM »
An ex cop who makes videos joking about mowing down / killing anti fascist protesters with farming equipment who runs a skate shop and donates boards to an ex navy seal convicted of a war crime who was accused by his fellow navy seals for killing innocent people for fun.

There is no justification for supporting this man at all.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #75 on: June 26, 2020, 10:31:34 AM »
Back the blue!

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #76 on: June 26, 2020, 10:39:43 AM »
Back the blue!

only blue you should back:


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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #77 on: June 26, 2020, 10:43:00 AM »
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Back the blue!
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only blue you should back:


Smurfs are cool too. I eat their houses for breakfast.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #78 on: June 26, 2020, 10:45:36 AM »
How come Smurfs have no cops in their town? Their housing is illegal, it should be stopped.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #79 on: June 26, 2020, 10:52:02 AM »
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Back the blue!
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Mmm... if it’s alright w/ you, I’m not backing those dudes either.
Corny ass Stomp in make up looking mofukkas.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #80 on: June 26, 2020, 11:22:09 AM »
Oh holy shit this fucking dude skates like a cop.

Not a skater. FOH.

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #81 on: June 26, 2020, 12:38:02 PM »
funny how cops and bikers are opening up skate shops right? nothing shady about that right????

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #82 on: June 26, 2020, 12:43:01 PM »
This shop is in the town I live in, dude is a fucking kook.  He is a fucking interloper to the max. I have tried to tell the kids in the area to support real shops like Black Sheep and Armada in Charlotte, NC instead of being local and hitting this shop.   


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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #83 on: June 26, 2020, 12:43:43 PM »
What’s with all the boot lickers in this thread?  Go back to fucking your cousins

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #84 on: June 26, 2020, 12:45:08 PM »
Getting a little tired of the cancel thing.  But 2 things stand out with this dude:

Eddie Gallagher is for sure a war criminal and supporting him in anyway is fucked.

As stated above, dude skates like a cop.  No fucking way he actually grew up skating, otherwise he'd actually be able to drop in

So yeah, he can fuck right of

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #85 on: June 26, 2020, 12:47:04 PM »
thats roastsalads adoptive dad

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #86 on: June 26, 2020, 01:25:50 PM »
Getting a little tired of the cancel thing.  But 2 things stand out with this dude:

Eddie Gallagher is for sure a war criminal and supporting him in anyway is fucked.

As stated above, dude skates like a cop. No fucking way he actually grew up skating, otherwise he'd actually be able to drop in

So yeah, he can fuck right of

He must of grew up skating with Jonah Hill

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #87 on: June 26, 2020, 01:47:22 PM »
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God and the messages. "You can't support the skate community and be a cop". Dude fuck you, the community was built on counterculture. Guess what counterculture is now? Cops. Fuck off. Fucking sheep.
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Cops being counterculture? Lol what a goof. He should just get it over with already and turn it into an airsoft shop

 Piggy backing this - COPS are a manifestation of the fucking system guy. "counter culture" doesn't mean unpopular, dumb dumb. 

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #88 on: June 26, 2020, 01:49:17 PM »
hes a cop the shop is a front what the fuck you gimps still confused about he a rat

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Re: Five Oh Skate Shop
« Reply #89 on: June 26, 2020, 02:01:05 PM »

(didn't age well with time)
So basically he claims to support peaceful protest, but doesn’t recognize civil disobedience as a form of peaceful protest. Wonder what he thinks of the Selma to Montgomery marches?