I totally understand the Cariuma hate

[biaherl]

My brother got me a pair for my birthday last November. I still haven't put them on but I never say never. oops

[chihuahuadad2000]

My boss, who knows nothing about skating, showes up to work in cariumas. He bought a pair because he saw an ad for them on instagram and thought they looked cool and the sustainability bullshit hooked him. He wears them around and they look so fucking dumb, but I told him they look good on him of course. Thats the only time I’ve seen them in person and I hope I never have to see them again.

[frontfootimpossible]

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it wasn't a scientology hat

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oh damn, this looks mad similar then.

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Damn... I'd bang mamaskates...what's wrong with me

[Prostate Exam]

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You guys are gonna love this:

https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/30/delta-passenger-arrested-assaults-cop-lax-drunk/

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Steve is not happy right now.

(This isn’t Berra(I think thats obvious just don’t want to be misleading))

Next level marketing

[Giza Butler]

My boss, who knows nothing about skating, showes up to work in cariumas. He bought a pair because he saw an ad for them on instagram and thought they looked cool and the sustainability bullshit hooked him. He wears them around and they look so fucking dumb, but I told him they look good on him of course. Thats the only time I’ve seen them in person and I hope I never have to see them again.

You should fire yourself. I would.

[Cool Ceith]

My boss, who knows nothing about skating, showes up to work in cariumas. He bought a pair because he saw an ad for them on instagram and thought they looked cool and the sustainability bullshit hooked him. He wears them around and they look so fucking dumb, but I told him they look good on him of course. Thats the only time I’ve seen them in person and I hope I never have to see them again.

I have quit jobs for much, much less justifiable reasons.

[TrainWreck]

My boss, who knows nothing about skating, showes up to work in cariumas. He bought a pair because he saw an ad for them on instagram and thought they looked cool and the sustainability bullshit hooked him. He wears them around and they look so fucking dumb, but I told him they look good on him of course. Thats the only time I’ve seen them in person and I hope I never have to see them again.

When kissing asses goes wrong. Have some selfrespect and stand your ground, we all know they do not look good. I hope you make a Million per week, otherwise it was not worth it.

[Watson]

There's a dude who comes to our shop all the time and buys tons of stuff, but most importantly is super cool and nice. We all really like him. Recently I saw on his instagram that he ordered a pair of Cariumas. I was disappointed but he gets a pass because he's fairly new to paying attention to the industry and also he gave us each a $10 Booster Juice gift card for Christmas for being nice and hooking up discounts.

Anyone else wearing those shits though is dead to me.

[bbk]

I love how I have still not seen a single clip of anyone skating the Vallely shoe.

[big_kev_215]

Which color did you guys pre-order?

[MOE SYZLAK]

Which color did you guys pre-order?

I didn’t , but according to this post Cariuma pre ordered “All the colors” … Jesus fucking Christ…

[caked]

saw my first pair in the wild a couple weeks ago, day after christmas. they just look so basic and frankly uncomfortable. I don't get the appeal. also super bummed Roos Zwetsloot is apparently riding for cariuma now? she was one of the few pros who actually skated nyjahs which I found interesting. feels bad watching her clips with pink cariumas

[rukes]

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My boss, who knows nothing about skating, showes up to work in cariumas. He bought a pair because he saw an ad for them on instagram and thought they looked cool and the sustainability bullshit hooked him. He wears them around and they look so fucking dumb, but I told him they look good on him of course. Thats the only time I’ve seen them in person and I hope I never have to see them again.

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When kissing asses goes wrong. Have some selfrespect and stand your ground, we all know they do not look good. I hope you make a Million per week, otherwise it was not worth it.

And now when someone else tells your boss that his shoes look like shit, then he will know you lied to him and he is going to make work way harder for you, because you knowingly let him walk around with pieces of shit on his feet.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

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My boss, who knows nothing about skating, showes up to work in cariumas. He bought a pair because he saw an ad for them on instagram and thought they looked cool and the sustainability bullshit hooked him. He wears them around and they look so fucking dumb, but I told him they look good on him of course. Thats the only time I’ve seen them in person and I hope I never have to see them again.

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When kissing asses goes wrong. Have some selfrespect and stand your ground, we all know they do not look good. I hope you make a Million per week, otherwise it was not worth it.

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And now when someone else tells your boss that his shoes look like shit, then he will know you lied to him and he is going to make work way harder for you, because you knowingly let him walk around with pieces of shit on his feet.

“JOHNSON! Why didn’t you tell me that my shoes are the laughingstock of the skateboard world!? I had to hear it from Roberts!”

“Er, uh, I mean I thought they looked dope on you, sir.”

“Dope? Like an idiot? That’s it, you fucking piece of frog shit! Refile the 200 bankers boxes of loose forms in the basement! NOW!”

“Darn you, Cariuma! Darn you to heck!”

[Lord Viper Scorpion]

rip vallely

[guyledouche]

I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to, but I wonder what the ratio is between people who genuinely don't like Cariuma and people who hate Cariuma because it's cool to hate Cariuma. I doubt they're any worse than Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Converse, or Vans.

That reminds me, what brands are we allowed to buy in Q1 2022? Can I get a core report from the Gatekeepers Society? I haven't been here for a while and last I heard, all big brands were illegal, Polar was wack (and I assume Last Resort would be wack by association), and Lakai was once OK but is now wack.

[TrainWreck]

I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to, but I wonder what the ratio is between people who genuinely don't like Cariuma and people who hate Cariuma because it's cool to hate Cariuma. I doubt they're any worse than Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Converse, or Vans.

That reminds me, what brands are we allowed to buy in Q1 2022? Can I get a core report from the Gatekeepers Society? I haven't been here for a while and last I heard, all big brands were illegal, Polar was wack (and I assume Last Resort would be wack by association), and Lakai was once OK but is now wack.

Steve, is that you?

[Eds_gallerist]

I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to, but I wonder what the ratio is between people who genuinely don't like Cariuma and people who hate Cariuma because it's cool to hate Cariuma. I doubt they're any worse than Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Converse, or Vans.

That reminds me, what brands are we allowed to buy in Q1 2022? Can I get a core report from the Gatekeepers Society? I haven't been here for a while and last I heard, all big brands were illegal, Polar was wack (and I assume Last Resort would be wack by association), and Lakai was once OK but is now wack.

Gatekeepers society report incoming: your post is wack

[Lou Strux]

I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to…

Of course you haven’t, Steve; you get them for free as part of your payment package for shilling for these guys.

[TunnelVision1]

I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to, but I wonder what the ratio is between people who genuinely don't like Cariuma and people who hate Cariuma because it's cool to hate Cariuma. I doubt they're any worse than Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Converse, or Vans.

That reminds me, what brands are we allowed to buy in Q1 2022? Can I get a core report from the Gatekeepers Society? I haven't been here for a while and last I heard, all big brands were illegal, Polar was wack (and I assume Last Resort would be wack by association), and Lakai was once OK but is now wack.

hey kohl fast.

[French manicure]

I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to, but I wonder what the ratio is between people who genuinely don't like Cariuma and people who hate Cariuma because it's cool to hate Cariuma. I doubt they're any worse than Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Converse, or Vans.

That reminds me, what brands are we allowed to buy in Q1 2022? Can I get a core report from the Gatekeepers Society? I haven't been here for a while and last I heard, all big brands were illegal, Polar was wack (and I assume Last Resort would be wack by association), and Lakai was once OK but is now wack.

[guyledouche]

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I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to, but I wonder what the ratio is between people who genuinely don't like Cariuma and people who hate Cariuma because it's cool to hate Cariuma. I doubt they're any worse than Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Converse, or Vans.

That reminds me, what brands are we allowed to buy in Q1 2022? Can I get a core report from the Gatekeepers Society? I haven't been here for a while and last I heard, all big brands were illegal, Polar was wack (and I assume Last Resort would be wack by association), and Lakai was once OK but is now wack.

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hey kohl fast.

Hey so why did you threaten to dox me and make up a bunch of random shit?

[TunnelVision1]

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I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to, but I wonder what the ratio is between people who genuinely don't like Cariuma and people who hate Cariuma because it's cool to hate Cariuma. I doubt they're any worse than Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Converse, or Vans.

That reminds me, what brands are we allowed to buy in Q1 2022? Can I get a core report from the Gatekeepers Society? I haven't been here for a while and last I heard, all big brands were illegal, Polar was wack (and I assume Last Resort would be wack by association), and Lakai was once OK but is now wack.

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hey kohl fast.

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Hey so why did you threaten to dox me and make up a bunch of random shit?

is saying someones name on the internet doxing ? Did I say I was going to reveal your address? No, I didn't. You think it's ok to ruin innoncent people's lives and get away with it? You're a sociopath loser and you should be exposed by name for everyone to see dumbass.

[ChrisSennsGirlfriend]

what even is mutual acrimony between posters on slap anymore?

[Lou Strux]

Getting the popcorn & a beverage ready for this one.
Tell my wife I’m on the couch watching the Vision/LeDouche title fight.

[guyledouche]

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I've never purchased a pair and don't plan to, but I wonder what the ratio is between people who genuinely don't like Cariuma and people who hate Cariuma because it's cool to hate Cariuma. I doubt they're any worse than Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Converse, or Vans.

That reminds me, what brands are we allowed to buy in Q1 2022? Can I get a core report from the Gatekeepers Society? I haven't been here for a while and last I heard, all big brands were illegal, Polar was wack (and I assume Last Resort would be wack by association), and Lakai was once OK but is now wack.

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hey kohl fast.

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Hey so why did you threaten to dox me and make up a bunch of random shit?

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is saying someones name on the internet doxing ? Did I say I was going to reveal your address? No, I didn't. You think it's ok to ruin innoncent people's lives and get away with it? You're a sociopath loser and you should be exposed by name for everyone to see dumbass.

You think what you've done is innocent?

[coyote2425]

Not to interrupt the curious exchange above, but found this while I was scrolling Apple News earlier. Really milking the Olympics.

https://apple.news/ANEZFuFHmT1allDLEcmAbjQ

No Borra or Berries mentions. Sure someone is upset.

[big_kev_215]

Not to interrupt the curious exchange above, but found this while I was scrolling Apple News earlier. Really milking the Olympics.

https://apple.news/ANEZFuFHmT1allDLEcmAbjQ

No Borra or Berries mentions. Sure someone is upset.

“delivering cool style with serious heart in a way that has never been done before”

… 

[pizzafliptofakie]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[doublesteveburger]

give us his name so we can dismiss it entirely and carry on