Maybe I'm just getting old, but Cariuma is ultimately just fucking corny and that's why they suck. The way they market themselves, the fact that every shitty IG kid that floods my discover feed is suddenly wearing them, the ties to Berra. It's odd how many people pretending that "being cool" isn't part of skateboarding. Cariuma is not cool, simple as that. I guess maybe kids don't give a shit about that stuff anymore, and maybe that's a good thing and like I said I'm just some stupid old asshole now. No one is hating on them for being "environmentally conscious", that's all well and good. They're just ugly and are synonymous with the dorkiest parts of skating.