I totally understand the Cariuma hate

[lucascbn]

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Wonder if they plant a tree for every influencer they give a free pair to.

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That'd be (almost) legit

do milenials plant trees? kids of planting trees

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Millenials fucking love trees and plants in general.
Most of us cant afford kids so 'the next best thing' is pets. The rest of us cant even afford pets, so plants are the new surrogate.

good point

[versacekid420]

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feels like everyone has a GQ article these days. anyone actually read that garbage?

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not really, but I did accidentally click on this the other day:
https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/best-skate-shoes/
and learnt that Palace did a fucking collab with crocs... just take a moment to let that sink in (provided it’s not fake news) Crocs!!!

yeah my friend wanted to buy em (or acted really interested and joked the idea a lot) for some reason. to the person i’m talking about before you screenshot this and send it to me, im sorry. that was just the last straw and you know that 

[Rune Spliffberg]

https://youtu.be/rK6n_NL0G5k?t=645

Worth a watch if you are looking to understand the Cariuma hate. If you are reading this, Steve, fuck you

[Fasttimes]

Sheep was eco first. I'm glad they dominated the Olympics though. Very bro sport bs.

[dustyassrocketswitchv]

Cariuma as a whole is dog shit; weak marketing, ugly shoes, pretending to be environmentally sound with suede shoes, laughable! Shit is fake, corny and there is already tons of other better options for shoes. The real question is, gun to your head, cariuma or axion reboot…

[Eric Dolphy]

Cariuma as a whole is dog shit; weak marketing, ugly shoes, pretending to be environmentally sound with suede shoes, laughable! Shit is fake, corny and there is already tons of other better options for shoes. The real question is, gun to your head, cariuma or axion reboot…

Bro you don’t even need to pull the gun out, it’s Axion reboot no hesitation

[Rune Spliffberg]

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Cariuma as a whole is dog shit; weak marketing, ugly shoes, pretending to be environmentally sound with suede shoes, laughable! Shit is fake, corny and there is already tons of other better options for shoes. The real question is, gun to your head, cariuma or axion reboot…

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Bro you don’t even need to pull the gun out, it’s Axion reboot no hesitation

oh100%, couldnt get me to wear cariumas even if berra gave me a weak ass company with shit art direction to be the face of 

[radcunt]

Anyone here worn them or seen them IRL?

[TheDingus]

Anyone here worn them or seen them IRL?

I have. It’s Payless/Walmart quality trash.
Someone told me they overheard one of the team riders complaining that they hurt his feet.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Shots fired!

[Theme For A Jackal]

In addition to being dogshit ugly, they sponsor wack skaters mostly made up of TikTok’rs and they subvert skate shops, wack all around

[Rune Spliffberg]

Shots fired!

idk if he is talking ab cariuma tbh

[Theme For A Jackal]

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Shots fired!

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idk if he is talking ab cariuma tbh

It checks off every box, hell the guy even has a little leaf on his shirt, and I can't think of a single other skate shoe company that the 'guilt people into buying our product' would apply to. Even if he somehow isn't talking about Cariuma, it completely applies to them.

[Lou Strux]

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Shots fired!

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idk if he is talking ab cariuma tbh

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It checks off every box, hell the guy even has a little leaf on his shirt, and I can't think of a single other skate shoe company that the 'guilt people into buying our product' would apply to. Even if he somehow isn't talking about Cariuma, it completely applies to them.

Plus, there’s the caption, yeah? The one that pretty much spells it out for you?
I think that makes clear who it’s referencing.

[JimGeko]

They are a business and they are just as profit driven as anybody else. These dudes are out here fucking paying skaters, allowing them to skate and put out footy and you actually have a gripe with that?  Yeah they sponsor influencers or whatever, but that is a necessary evil in the current climate of marketing.

I saw some kid on reddit say that skate videos are dead tik tok and insta are it, and the views speak for themselves. I don't watch 15s vids of skating cause I'm a full parts and rough cuts kinda guy, but the views are pretty nuts. Saw this kid bag a mil on a tre he didnt even land (but came close as fuck) as evidence of tik tok being it rn.

Point being if you actually hate cariuma for getting involved in skating and bringing attention to more guys who have potential (not saying they're all good) you are, in my eyes, a selfish fuck who's holding on too hard to he past.

Light me up fuckers.

So Steve, do you get the hate now?

also, what's it like to be the most hated person in skateboarding?

[Uh Oh]

They are a business and they are just as profit prophet driven as anybody else.

[Lowcalcium]

I'll say it again and again.

Fuck Nike, Fuck Nike, Fuck Nike, and oh yea I guess I hate Cariuma too

[TheDingus]

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Yeah that green leaf on his shirt isn’t a dead giveaway.

idk if he is talking ab cariuma tbh

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Shots fired!

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idk if he is talking ab cariuma tbh

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It checks off every box, hell the guy even has a little leaf on his shirt, and I can't think of a single other skate shoe company that the 'guilt people into buying our product' would apply to. Even if he somehow isn't talking about Cariuma, it completely applies to them.

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Plus, there’s the caption, yeah? The one that pretty much spells it out for you?
I think that makes clear who it’s referencing.

Idk if it’s just me but captions don’t show up here on Instagram posts and I usually don’t click through

[Lou Strux]

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Shots fired!

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idk if he is talking ab cariuma tbh

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It checks off every box, hell the guy even has a little leaf on his shirt, and I can't think of a single other skate shoe company that the 'guilt people into buying our product' would apply to. Even if he somehow isn't talking about Cariuma, it completely applies to them.

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Plus, there’s the caption, yeah? The one that pretty much spells it out for you?
I think that makes clear who it’s referencing.

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Idk if it’s just me but captions don’t show up here on Instagram posts and I usually don’t click through

Word. I guess you’ve got to click through, but when you do, it’s just as you said.
It’s clearly Cumorama they’re talking about.

[BiebelsTeeth]

Personally I just feel like it's being forced into skateboarding, and the fact that the berrics are pushing it so hard doesn't make it better

[Bigwheelbite]

They are a business and they are just as profit driven as anybody else. These dudes are out here fucking paying skaters, allowing them to skate and put out footy and you actually have a gripe with that?  Yeah they sponsor influencers or whatever, but that is a necessary evil in the current climate of marketing.

I saw some kid on reddit say that skate videos are dead tik tok and insta are it, and the views speak for themselves. I don't watch 15s vids of skating cause I'm a full parts and rough cuts kinda guy, but the views are pretty nuts. Saw this kid bag a mil on a tre he didnt even land (but came close as fuck) as evidence of tik tok being it rn.

Point being if you actually hate cariuma for getting involved in skating and bringing attention to more guys who have potential (not saying they're all good) you are, in my eyes, a selfish fuck who's holding on too hard to he past.

Light me up fuckers.

Shit brand, shit logo (ugliest in the history of skateboarding in fact), shit marketing strategy! Just shit. Absolute dog shit. They’ve made stylish skaters look trash to the point I’ve had to unfollow em! That logo is nothing but offensive! Zero creativity!

Blatantly stole the whole buy a shoe plant a tree concept from etnies who have been doing that since 2011. Apparently cariuma aren’t even planting any trees either.

Bunch of suits (born from pre-cum) that don’t skate jumping on the skateboarding and eco band wagon. And don’t even get me started on Berra - Lame af, just fuck off...

[Bigwheelbite]

Hey Steve,

Stop wasting your time here. Cariuma is Dog Shit and so is everything you touch. You are skateboardings biggest scammer dating all the way back to your little berrics unified scheme. Also my dude, I heard around the way that you used to hook up with underaged girls on tours 🤭. Go away.. Skateboarding doesn't need you.

Haha say no more...

[sphincterparty]

Wow this was so honest and touching.

[thebacker]

Wow this was so honest and touching.

youre fucking FRIED if you think im gonna listen to dan corrigan talk about cariuma

[sphincterparty]

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Wow this was so honest and touching.

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youre fucking FRIED if you think im gonna listen to dan corrigan talk about cariuma

Don't worry I'll save you the time. Cariuma good core brands bad.

[Hinna]

dont even give him a view about that putrid shit or ever

[Punished Skateboards]

Wow this was so honest and touching.

[smoothbrain]

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Wow this was so honest and touching.

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Honestly gifted hater is what we all need right now

[Punished Skateboards]

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Wow this was so honest and touching.

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Honestly gifted hater is what we all need right now

Amen



"Skater Boy" Dan Corrigan