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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #120 on: December 02, 2021, 03:16:17 PM »
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about a third of my partners looked like her
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very nice mine was a mouse, my first kiss, but it was a dream

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Also had a mad crush on gadget and roxanne from goofy movie

Bruh the girl who played roxanne voice can get it too

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #121 on: December 02, 2021, 03:25:45 PM »
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about a third of my partners looked like her
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very nice mine was a mouse, my first kiss, but it was a dream

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Also had a mad crush on gadget and roxanne from goofy movie
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Bruh the girl who played roxanne voice can get it too

Dude you're not wrong

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #122 on: December 02, 2021, 09:06:04 PM »
I figured I’d throw out my two biggest celebrity crushes, bc they haven’t changed since I was a teenager.



Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #123 on: December 02, 2021, 11:28:32 PM »
I figured I’d throw out my two biggest celebrity crushes, bc they haven’t changed since I was a teenager.




Good taste. I’m guessing you are already aware, but there are leaked nudes of both of these ladies floating around.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #124 on: December 03, 2021, 01:05:53 AM »
Keep that misogynistic shit to yourself. You are one despicable character.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #125 on: December 03, 2021, 01:32:04 AM »
Doesn’t misogynistic mean hating women? Get hungry on it, boy.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #126 on: December 03, 2021, 04:04:42 AM »

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #127 on: December 03, 2021, 06:26:54 AM »
seeing this in theatres at the ripe age of 7 was a gay awakening



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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #128 on: December 03, 2021, 07:01:14 AM »
probably more preteen, but still, both

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #129 on: December 03, 2021, 09:42:52 AM »


Whoever this is

When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #130 on: December 03, 2021, 10:23:48 AM »


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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #131 on: December 03, 2021, 10:34:18 AM »


Whoever this is

that looks like Maria Valverde and she is gorgeous.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #132 on: December 03, 2021, 10:42:09 AM »
Winona forever

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #133 on: December 03, 2021, 10:45:00 AM »

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #134 on: December 03, 2021, 11:45:10 AM »
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Doesn’t misogynistic mean hating women? Get hungry on it, boy.

You feeling the urge and the entitlement to promote these leaks has demonstrated that you do not respect these women as persons with a right to privacy or self-determination. You do not like women. You are in contempt of them. 

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #135 on: December 03, 2021, 01:58:41 PM »
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Doesn’t misogynistic mean hating women? Get hungry on it, boy.
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You feeling the urge and the entitlement to promote these leaks has demonstrated that you do not respect these women as persons with a right to privacy or self-determination. You do not like women. You are in contempt of them.

The internet is forever. These images have been around for nearly a decade and I don’t see how freelance or anyone else looking at them at this point will harm their privacy or self-determination.

You’ve objectified women in previous posts (I was quoting you to you by the way if you didn’t pick up on that) and your white knighting here is purely performative and based on personal animus.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #136 on: December 03, 2021, 02:45:57 PM »
I had a big thing for Teri Hatcher when she was on "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman..."
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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #138 on: December 04, 2021, 02:51:53 AM »
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The internet is forever. These images have been around for nearly a decade and I don’t see how freelance or anyone else looking at them at this point will harm their privacy or self-determination.

You’ve objectified women in previous posts (I was quoting you to you by the way if you didn’t pick up on that) and your white knighting here is purely performative and based on personal animus.

Ok, you did not get the irony in the post 'Get hungry on it, boy' as a response to the Malto look-alike female, while in the context of mentionings of Malto his supposed saying 'Get hungry on it, girl' is brought up quite often.

And while the internet may be forever, this does not justify to perpetuate misogynic behavior. You are emberrassing yourself using this self-excuse.
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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #139 on: December 04, 2021, 06:39:30 AM »
People like you are the reason we don't get funny comedies anymore.
'No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards. You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.'

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #140 on: December 04, 2021, 06:47:53 AM »
I think Adam Sandler and co are actually a huge reason why we don't get funny comedies anymore. They make total dogshit that costs as much as a marvel movie but are complete failures. Then all the studios think comedies cost billions but don't make any money.
then instead of other comedians calling them out for fucking everyone over and ruining the chances of them making their own movies they try to lick Sandler, David spade etc ass hoping to get a part in their movie because they know it pays well.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #141 on: December 04, 2021, 08:48:33 AM »

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #142 on: December 04, 2021, 09:51:05 AM »
I think Adam Sandler and co are actually a huge reason why we don't get funny comedies anymore. They make total dogshit that costs as much as a marvel movie but are complete failures. Then all the studios think comedies cost billions but don't make any money.
then instead of other comedians calling them out for fucking everyone over and ruining the chances of them making their own movies they try to lick Sandler, David spade etc ass hoping to get a part in their movie because they know it pays well.
Sandler was a comedy god in the early/mid 90s, sit down. Last Sandler movie I watched was Uncut Gems, that movie was incredible.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #143 on: December 04, 2021, 10:32:49 AM »
epic sandler clap back sis

tell him to sit down on periodt

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #144 on: December 04, 2021, 10:41:45 AM »
Sandler hasn't made anything good since the 90s. He was good in uncut gems but that's on the safdies for casting him in something unique and ambitious.
We can hold two things in our minds at once: like illmatic is one of the best rap albums ever but nas has been pretty washed for a decade

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #145 on: December 04, 2021, 12:05:25 PM »
I get that, But to say Sandler is the reason there hasn’t been a good comedy in 25 years? Come on… yeah, I’m sure fucking Grown Ups 2 cost as much as End Game.

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #146 on: December 04, 2021, 01:26:19 PM »
Uncut Gems was hectic as fuck

what about Reign Over Me? this scene might be a spoiler, but it is one of the heavy ones in a film where he plays a husband/dad who loses his wife and kids in one of the planes on 9/11...




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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #147 on: December 04, 2021, 01:58:26 PM »
Sandler the goat, and not even this goat:

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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #148 on: December 04, 2021, 02:35:12 PM »
Jennifer aniston and shes only got better with age




I back this 100%, If she got thick it’d be over respankbank material.

For me it was Christina Ricci in Pecker and Buffalo 66.

Might be odd man out I like thick meaty women not obese but some heft with cute faces  (think Drew Barrymore in Wedding Singer)  ass and titties.



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Re: Teenage celebrity crush
« Reply #149 on: December 04, 2021, 03:00:32 PM »
As a young lass, I had a photo of a young shirtless Teddy Roosevelt tucked away in my bible, hidden from my parents. I'd study his body at night with a GameBoy Advance light magnifier. Good times fellas.  :-*



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