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Lizzie slam
« on: May 09, 2021, 09:06:19 AM »


we'll find out soon enough if its the gnarliest slam ever........but in the meantime post up the contenders below

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2021, 10:51:05 AM »


we'll find out soon enough if its the gnarliest slam ever........but in the meantime post up the contenders below


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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2021, 11:27:54 AM »
So now Tony Hawk is starting a podcast?

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2021, 12:15:16 PM »
this bummed me out just because of the general precarity of all this, man! One second you up there next second your husband is watching you carted off in an ambulance a la Deanna Templeton

but also I've been watching vans womens park and Lizzie is one of maybe 6 people on earth with a good combi run. so watching the olympics in a parking spot outside a bar this summer (or whenever) is gonna be even more boring
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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2021, 12:33:11 PM »
Damn, how she didn't do a Jake Brown on the mega ramp.


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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2021, 12:40:20 PM »
Looks like she broke the head of her femur. That is a really, really nasty injury.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2021, 04:57:42 PM »
Damn…those screws are giant. Hope she has a good recovery, I can’t see something like that being quick.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2021, 06:06:23 AM »
She slammed....the way the are talking about it sounds kike she got raped or something....

First of, FOH. This has to be one of the most tone deaf and offensive things I’ve read in a long time.

Second of all, and far less severe, check your shit before you accidentally drop more anti Semitic slurs in your dumb ass posts.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2021, 08:20:56 AM »
Looks like she broke the head of her femur. That is a really, really nasty injury.

That was my first thought, too. But she’s young and appears otherwise healthy, and she doesn’t look too phased. I’m optimistic for her recovery.
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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2021, 04:27:59 PM »


slam at 19:40

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2021, 04:55:49 PM »
Heavy slam

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2021, 04:58:31 PM »
Brutal fall... glad she's on the mend, hopefully we'll be able to see her ripping again soon!

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2021, 05:02:26 PM »
Geez, that's even worse than what I thought it was going to be. Reminds me of Harold Hunter's (RIP) ramp to ramp slam.
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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2021, 05:20:54 PM »
I'm surprised there isn't a net, or some padding of some kind that would have made that not as bad.
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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2021, 05:40:30 PM »
I'm surprised there isn't a net, or some padding of some kind that would have made that not as bad.

Tony said ‘no one has ever fallen between the ramps before’ so that explains why there was no safety measures taken.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2021, 05:42:29 PM »
Those eyebrows are fucked.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2021, 05:52:55 PM »
Jesus Christ.  Brutal.

Those eyebrows are fucked.

Too bad she couldn’t grab ahold of one of those fuckers to slow her descent.
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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2021, 06:52:56 PM »
Looks like she’s doing ok as of a few hours ago....


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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2021, 07:07:26 PM »
Holy fuck.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2021, 07:08:12 PM »
Did her wedding ring fall off during the slam?

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2021, 07:08:33 PM »

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2021, 07:09:27 PM »
That's serious. An older ripper I kinda knew broke his hip like that and quit skating cold turkey. Seemed both harsh and sensible.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2021, 08:31:49 PM »
Looks like she broke the head of her femur. That is a really, really nasty injury.

This is the one that usually means game over for senior citizens, right? I really hope she can come back from this.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2021, 09:14:48 PM »
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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2021, 09:30:02 PM »
Rough watch. Not so much for the slam but for Tony talking over Lizzie the entire time.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2021, 10:07:51 PM »
Rough watch. Not so much for the slam but for Tony talking over Lizzie the entire time.
it was a rough watch from her saying "like" twice a sentence.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2021, 04:38:39 AM »
Holy fuck that was brutal to watch... And then there's the fall the flat.
Really hope she heals up well, I've always enjoyed her skating.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2021, 05:16:36 AM »
Geez, that's even worse than what I thought it was going to be. Reminds of Harold Hunter's (RIP) ramp to ramp slam.

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2021, 07:01:32 AM »
That was way worse than I thought it would be. Surprised shes ok.

Tony said worst possible trauma on a skateboard. Obviously hes never taken a shinner on the first kickflip of the day smh

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Re: Lizzie slam
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2021, 07:40:31 AM »
Lizzie really rips, glad she's back. I'm not a mega-ramper, but it doesn't take a genius to see that you might want to have a net or something under that gap.

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