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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #720 on: August 04, 2021, 07:00:31 PM »
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the only japan rep is a snowboarder?
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host country gets a freebie
guess that's all they got, which is a national shame with how strong they came in the other 3 events
ah they shaun white'd it.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #721 on: August 04, 2021, 07:01:15 PM »
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the only japan rep is a snowboarder?
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host country gets a freebie
guess that's all they got, which is a national shame with how strong they came in the other 3 events
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ah they shaun white'd it.

To be fair just watched his run and he's gnarly

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #722 on: August 04, 2021, 07:04:07 PM »
Everybody Shh.. shh, be quiet Oski's about to go

lol Oski!!!!

Pedro has so much power
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #723 on: August 04, 2021, 07:07:16 PM »
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the only japan rep is a snowboarder?
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host country gets a freebie
guess that's all they got, which is a national shame with how strong they came in the other 3 events
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ah they shaun white'd it.
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To be fair just watched his run and he's gnarly

yeap HE FLIES!

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #724 on: August 04, 2021, 07:18:24 PM »
who are the Canadian commentators? So painful i need to mute it. The British ones are good

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #725 on: August 04, 2021, 07:19:16 PM »
Ayumu is the shit and got absolutely robbed at the last Winter Olympics by Shaun White.

It's happening again, because what the fuck is this bullshit scoring about? GRRRR.

"Not enough coping tricks, too much air" 😑

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #726 on: August 04, 2021, 07:23:04 PM »
who are the Canadian commentators? So painful i need to mute it. The British ones are good

A snowboarder and a female skater......speed skater....

This has turned into bad vert skating.....pads....kickflip indys and 540's.....zzzzzzzzzz......


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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #727 on: August 04, 2021, 07:28:35 PM »
Yo, Cory Juneau rides for the company that sales pre skated shoes at sacs 5 ave for $400


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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #728 on: August 04, 2021, 07:28:42 PM »
Seriously a bunch of people no one ever heard of doing boring shit.  Oski and Zion even didn’t make the cut 🤷‍♂️
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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #729 on: August 04, 2021, 07:29:35 PM »
Judging is super unfair to earlier heats, the same runs that scored lower would’ve qualified later on just through natural escalation- suppose its human nature to score later runs higher.  But the formats busted and judging is inconsistent to say the least

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #730 on: August 04, 2021, 07:31:24 PM »
Judging is super unfair to earlier heats, the same runs that scored lower would’ve qualified later on just through natural escalation- suppose its human nature to score later runs higher.  But the formats busted and judging is inconsistent to say the least

Agreed. Not to downplay anyone's skating, but the scores got higher as the heats went on...
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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #731 on: August 04, 2021, 07:32:11 PM »
Seriously a bunch of people no one ever heard of doing boring shit.  Oski and Zion even didn’t make the cut 🤷‍♂️

they messed up and wooley is the most exciting of them all , goes fastest

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #732 on: August 04, 2021, 07:37:58 PM »
oski got the steez gold

why didn’t japan ask moto shibata or something?! he shreds

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #733 on: August 04, 2021, 07:44:23 PM »
oski got the steez gold

why didn’t japan ask moto shibata or something?! he shreds

So, a lot of vert dudes just don’t care for park. I know that Elliot Sloan specifically doesn’t like park. I think lizzies mention in an interview she’s more comfortable on a vert ramp.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #734 on: August 04, 2021, 07:45:40 PM »
Seems like they threw Cory a bone to let one American in the final because they realized they fucked up scoring heat 1 so low. Both Spanish skaters had better runs than Cory.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #735 on: August 04, 2021, 08:44:12 PM »
Wish Zion would’ve gone later

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #736 on: August 04, 2021, 08:45:01 PM »
Yo, Cory Juneau rides for the company that sales pre skated shoes at sacs 5 ave for $400


good eye. i’ve been trying to figure out why he was trying desperately to get his shoes on camera - i guess this is why

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #737 on: August 04, 2021, 08:51:27 PM »
This Final is busted. How the hell do you give a 94 on a first run?

Pedro Basrros is the shit.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #738 on: August 04, 2021, 09:00:38 PM »
Haha, they are playing the Rod Stewart song from Louie's Bag of Suck part. Seriously debating turning this off and watching Bag of Suck.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #739 on: August 04, 2021, 09:04:32 PM »
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A snowboarder and a female skater......speed skater....

This has turned into bad vert skating.....pads....kickflip indys and 540's.....zzzzzzzzzz......

Who's that, Todd Richards?

The British ones are as shit as the judges. All that one of them has to say is "Lovely lovely".

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #740 on: August 04, 2021, 09:09:49 PM »
I think kickflip indy is my new least favorite trick

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #741 on: August 04, 2021, 09:14:55 PM »
I think kickflip indy is my new least favorite trick

Park kf indys don’t hit like do on vert.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #742 on: August 04, 2021, 09:18:18 PM »
Keegan!!! fucking hell...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #743 on: August 04, 2021, 09:42:47 PM »
Keegan!!! fucking hell...

Yeah, we can all feel however we want about this whole thing, but dude fuckin’ busted.

Sneaking into the Oympics with dual citizenship then winning gold is also quite the flex.

My wife is very horned up for Pedro Barros.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #744 on: August 04, 2021, 09:43:23 PM »
I think kickflip indy is my new least favorite trick

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #745 on: August 04, 2021, 09:47:16 PM »
Yeah, judging's fucked up. They're playing Suicide now, at the Olympics.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #746 on: August 04, 2021, 09:56:44 PM »
so the women's event was way more fun, right?

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #747 on: August 04, 2021, 10:22:09 PM »
For me, 45 second runs fuck it. Bummed I didn't manage to catch any of Rune or Zion's runs, but Oski was a real pleasure.

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #748 on: August 05, 2021, 12:31:06 AM »
This Final is busted. How the hell do you give a 94 on a first run?

Pedro Basrros is the shit.

I asked myself the exact same. Very disappointed in the scoring

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Re: UWTB Olympics thread
« Reply #749 on: August 05, 2021, 12:50:03 AM »
I wish style and power had more to do with the scoring.
Seems like they judged more the difficulty of the tricks / runs. I’m not anti-Olympics but this was boring. + the announcers on French TV… why skateboarding on TV is always so cringe ?