Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.

[newguy]

thanks a ton for bumping this stupid mess

can’t wait for more brain busting takes

transphobia? deal with it, it’s just jokes

some doofus in a bikini charges a ton for pants? freak out for 30 pages about “keeping skating real”

fried

Yes, bumping a stupid thread is the best criticism to leverage against it. If you’re referring to the stupid meathead with transphobia, there’s a 10+ thread of people dunking on the fool, not sure what your point is anyway

[keepthefunkalive]

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Troll or not I’m going to continue to believe that it’s Berra because that makes me the happiest.

One time on a video game forum I saw a thread get 50+ pages because someone wrote “Ginal Fantasy” instead of Final Fantasy, so 28 pages for a typo is clearly not sufficient.

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Full Body Workout Every Other Day? - Bodybuilding.com Forums the best forum thread ever can be found here

Holy shit, I read the first page, then skipped to the end, like 30 something pages after and they were still arguing about the same thing. Hilarious actually

[mushroom slice]

Itsa tpyo

[aàáâäæãå]

That could be my next tattoo.

[SneakySecrets]

[DaleSr]

She had to put that spice on her name the second time she said it so she could cash in some cynical latina points

[dannyprovolone]

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thanks a ton for bumping this stupid mess

can’t wait for more brain busting takes

transphobia? deal with it, it’s just jokes

some doofus in a bikini charges a ton for pants? freak out for 30 pages about “keeping skating real”

fried

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Yes, bumping a stupid thread is the best criticism to leverage against it. If you’re referring to the stupid meathead with transphobia, there’s a 10+ thread of people dunking on the fool, not sure what your point is anyway

I think his point is that he is cooler and more accepted than us

[cky enthusiast]

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thanks a ton for bumping this stupid mess

can’t wait for more brain busting takes

transphobia? deal with it, it’s just jokes

some doofus in a bikini charges a ton for pants? freak out for 30 pages about “keeping skating real”

fried

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Yes, bumping a stupid thread is the best criticism to leverage against it. If you’re referring to the stupid meathead with transphobia, there’s a 10+ thread of people dunking on the fool, not sure what your point is anyway

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I think his point is that he is cooler and more accepted than us

that wasn’t my point- but it’s probably true nonetheless. probably because i talk to people directly instead of talking about them

[manysnakes]

She had to put that spice on her name the second time she said it so she could cash in some cynical latina points

lol that was so cheap and cynical

[george floyd grease]

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The magnetic moniker "skatepussy" caught my eye as a 33-year-old woman. I yearned to know more and found this captivating interview by a budding cannabis-infused beverage company. I learned the dame is in the erotica business, and has "long-ass rose fingernails" which do not hamper her joint-rolling proficiency. She's also a "daring" professional skateboarder and an inspiring rapper. She also vocally laments, passionately, the discriminatory practices in the world of professional skateboarding against women skaters.



“I’m gonna make my boards and make myself a pro,” she said firmly. “I’m not gonna wait in line for a greasy, wrinkled, guy to take a percentage of my board money. If I’m risking my livelihood, I want to make 100 percent of my money. I’m building my lemonade stand and y’all can wait in line.”

Good on her saying something so brave yet so controversial. She then goes on to inform younger readers to “buy an ounce and a vibrator.” A real life coach.



Above she can be seen hanging out with family while smoking. The interview goes on to state she has a new Benz and a fully paid for house at 26. A struggle any aspiring professional skateboarder can relate to.

After reading this interview and glancing at my driveway brimming with exotic sports cars and pallets of Kreper kingpins I bemoan the up-and-coming floozies. Hopefully, there's just enough to go around.

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This is interesting. I've noticed with the huge boom in skating happening again there's a lot of newer skaters who instead of trying to embrace the culture, are trying to create their own outside of it. It happens on a local level and with people like this it's happening at the pro level as well. This loser thinking the "traditional" route to becoming a pro is exclusionary or something and thinking they can just bypass all of that and do it anyway. Like they've discovered this revolutionary way of being defiant against the elitist industry who would never turn her pro because she doesn't "fit the mold" (ie she sucks at skating). Not surprising Skategoat is involved because his career is the embodiment of that approach. although I'm not sure how much of that is his doing.

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 Also let's just pretend for a second she can actually Ollie. In fact let's go crazy and pretend she can skate well enough to legitimately be pro.
What wrinkled old men own companies that could somehow exploit her for money? Ed with toy? Rick and Mike with girl?  The brands/owners and pros both mutually benefit.   Like how dare a company advertise for you and make all your product and distribute it around the world using connections they've made from decades of business. (And yes I know Ed doesn't actually own toy machine)

maybe joey britches. remember that guy:? all this talk about pants really brings me back. jimmy britches? anyways it was something britches and he stole from dill. 

[cky enthusiast]

brings you back alright, brings you all the way back to page 52 or something

[george floyd grease]

speaking of 'the ruler' henry sanchez buying/hocking these overpriced pantaloons, has anyone bought a water machine from him? he was plugging some alkaline water filter for like $3k for a little bit. i'm interested to drink the magic water but $3k is a lot of scratch.

[Cool Ceith]

This Mama skate match is by far the scariest one ive seen so far. I had to look away a few times as they were throwing themselves down stairs.

[dannyprovolone]

did henry sanch ever get his? what he doing with girl pants anyway

[SHARPSHOOTER]

i wouldn’t pay $1400 for that shit if it grew my johnson 3 more inches and let me have 7 seconds of heaven with shortys rosa

You wouldn’t pay $1400 for a bigger wiener? That’s dumb

[SatanicPanic]

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i wouldn’t pay $1400 for that shit if it grew my johnson 3 more inches and let me have 7 seconds of heaven with shortys rosa

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You wouldn’t pay $1400 for a bigger wiener? That’s dumb

Maybe he’s already packing. There’s such a thing as too big. I wouldn’t want three more inches, thatd be ridiculous

[GAY]

I'm actually feeling these pants and wonder if I ought to order a pair. Comfort is king.

[Alexactly]

$1400? Disgusting to spend that little on any item of clothing.

[donkey]

Damn good job bumping this thread again lets get it going.

Personally, I hate women

[DaleSr]

I'm actually feeling these pants and wonder if I ought to order a pair. Comfort is king.

[cky enthusiast]

zzzzzz

[who da thunk it]

This Mama skate match is by far the scariest one ive seen so far. I had to look away a few times as they were throwing themselves down stairs.

That cab Camila did at 3:10 was pretty wild

I also found it tough to watch the stair skating. A lot of their landings were awkward and could have gone bad pretty easily

Marissa actually skated pretty well, the switch ollie had a pretty swervy roll away that didn't look like she was faking the funk. The hippy jump was pretty sweet too

[GAY]

Damn good job bumping this thread again lets get it going.

Personally, I hate women

fr fr

[YMCMB]

Can we expect a return of the $1400 pants?
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-mama-skate-again-knee-surgeryrecovery-fund?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

[skate_or_dingus]

 Ouch.

 That never would've happened if she'd been wearing the Hammer pants.

[Fartknocker415]

Can we expect a return of the $1400 pants?
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-mama-skate-again-knee-surgeryrecovery-fund?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

Brah that slam was gnarly  fuckkkkkkk

[drewdown]

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Can we expect a return of the $1400 pants?
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-mama-skate-again-knee-surgeryrecovery-fund?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

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Brah that slam was gnarly  fuckkkkkkk

Fuck yeah it was..her knee went left while her body went right. 

I like how she threw this in at the bottom of the gofundme as well, like if you don't feel sorry for her enough to donate here is a pic of her ass to help persuade you.    Does she have an onlyfan?  Might have better luck there than gofundme.

[Rubbrick]

Looks like her sister formerly @skatepussy is taking the OF route https://instagram.com/saylessla?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

She was also in a Starbucks skate campaign recently

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvXoRshpbIk/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Fartknocker415]

The sister is such an egregious violator

[Steely Daniel]

"nollie front pop"

*does a nollie bs shove*