Who has the dumbest team in skateboarding?

[Grind King Rims]

After listening to the recent Bunt with Eldridge and knowing about Manchild's existence, my first instinct is to say craig.

[Candied cigarettes]

Unpopular opinion but FA

[Freelancevagrant]

After listening to the recent Bunt with Eldridge and knowing about Manchild's existence, my first instinct is to say craig.

Agreed.

[truthislie]

[h00man]

Most skaters are dumb as fuck.

But I agree, Illegal Civ.

[urbneathme]

santa cruz has both very small kids that haven’t learned anything yet and very fried adults that never did

[shredder sequel]

I’m not ready to make a decision about this. With all these kids being raised in isolated grom factories to prepare for the Olympics we’re likely to see 1080s of dumbness being thrown down on the regular in a few years.

[Dante Bichette]

Baker has kind of a dynasty of stupid. They never seem to run out of smooth brains throughout the years. Love them but a lot of them don't seem the brightest.

[Mr. Stinky]

Baker has kind of a dynasty of stupid. They never seem to run out of smooth brains throughout the years. Love them but a lot of them don't seem the brightest.

This is a pretty good one, honestly.  I imagine the Boss watching that team/Deathwish for the past 15-20 years and just kind of always being like "Dude what the fuck are you doing" about something at least one of them is doing at any given time, then making money off filming it and putting it in skate videos for us to enjoy.  Such is the circle of life. 

[sus]

Business & Company. Nothing worse than someone who thinks they are smarter than they are.
Fucking fantastic skateboarder, though.

This is how i feel about Mikey Alfred talking about how iconic his dinosaur graphic for Illegal Civ when it looks like something drawn by an 8 year old.

[TheFandangler]

The team with the least amount of Street League competitors, Red Bull hats, and corpo shoe sponsors. Can’t imagine the skate income is flowing abundantly otherwise.

Yes, because intelligence is directly related to income.

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The team with the least amount of Street League competitors, Red Bull hats, and corpo shoe sponsors. Can’t imagine the skate income is flowing abundantly otherwise.

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Yes, because intelligence is directly related to income.

Rich people are so smart. That’s why they need giant houses with 20 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms. They are so smart. 

[conqueso]

mikey taylor would tell you to stop being so poor

[in love w/ fs shuvs]

Tbh, it takes up neurons to be able to get that much board control. This guy i know is super good but otherwise an idiot; and he is able to fully hone into why you're not landing shit and has real in depth knowledge on foot placement/execution and center of gravity.

[SneakySecrets]

Tbh, it takes up neurons to be able to get that much board control. This guy i know is super good but otherwise an idiot; and he is able to fully hone into why you're not landing shit and has real in depth knowledge on foot placement/execution and center of gravity.

I used to work in professional (minor league) baseball and I was always struck by the fact that the vast majority of the players were so dumb that they might not be legally allowed to make their own financial decisions.  Straddling the line between professional athlete and group home resident by a margin of 4 or 5 brain cells.

[PatrickSkateman]

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The team with the least amount of Street League competitors, Red Bull hats, and corpo shoe sponsors. Can’t imagine the skate income is flowing abundantly otherwise.

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Yes, because intelligence is directly related to income.

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Rich people are so smart. That’s why they need giant houses with 20 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms. They are so smart.

Nothing to do with being rich and everything to do with board companies not paying very much. If you’re going to make a living as a pro skater with no side hustle, you need contest money or sponsors with deep pockets.

Otherwise, you’re Jordan Sanchez making $1,100 a month at the pinnacle of his pro career.

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The team with the least amount of Street League competitors, Red Bull hats, and corpo shoe sponsors. Can’t imagine the skate income is flowing abundantly otherwise.

[close]

Yes, because intelligence is directly related to income.

[close]

Rich people are so smart. That’s why they need giant houses with 20 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms. They are so smart.

[close]

Nothing to do with being rich and everything to do with board companies not paying very much. If you’re going to make a living as a pro skater with no side hustle, you need contest money or sponsors with deep pockets.

Otherwise, you’re Jordan Sanchez making $1,100 a month at the pinnacle of his pro career.

Dudes pro career peaked in a dumpster.

[Christmas Complete]

Cariuma sponsors kids who arent in grade school yet.

Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

[Mike Oxwelling]

Every team from the 90s must of been pretty dumb because they made MJ seem like a genius in comparison.

Fire Emoji

[banksandledges]

With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

Al Parts and Navs are both pretty intelligent

[DannyDee]

Check out this brain trust.

I'm amazed T-Spliff has a high-enough IQ to breath after watching that.

[TheFandangler]

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The team with the least amount of Street League competitors, Red Bull hats, and corpo shoe sponsors. Can’t imagine the skate income is flowing abundantly otherwise.

[close]

Yes, because intelligence is directly related to income.

[close]

Rich people are so smart. That’s why they need giant houses with 20 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms. They are so smart.

[close]

Nothing to do with being rich and everything to do with board companies not paying very much. If you’re going to make a living as a pro skater with no side hustle, you need contest money or sponsors with deep pockets.

Otherwise, you’re Jordan Sanchez making $1,100 a month at the pinnacle of his pro career.

Again, you’re tying intelligence to one’s ability (or desire) to create wealth.

[Vomit Lust]

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Check out this brain trust.

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I'm amazed T-Spliff has a high-enough IQ to breath after watching that.

If I still smoked weed, hearing him try to talk would make me quit.

[PatrickSkateman]

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The team with the least amount of Street League competitors, Red Bull hats, and corpo shoe sponsors. Can’t imagine the skate income is flowing abundantly otherwise.

[close]

Yes, because intelligence is directly related to income.

[close]

Rich people are so smart. That’s why they need giant houses with 20 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms. They are so smart.

[close]

Nothing to do with being rich and everything to do with board companies not paying very much. If you’re going to make a living as a pro skater with no side hustle, you need contest money or sponsors with deep pockets.

Otherwise, you’re Jordan Sanchez making $1,100 a month at the pinnacle of his pro career.

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Again, you’re tying intelligence to one’s ability (or desire) to create wealth.

Ability and desire are two completely different things.

[IpathCats]

santa cruz has both very small kids that haven’t learned anything yet and very fried adults that never did

Lol, quality post.

[PatrickSkateman]

I may be punching down by making an example of this team, but I don’t care, I’m throwing Punisher Skateboards in the mix.

[CHUTNi]

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Either everyone kn frog is either hella smart or hella dumb



Some people just look like nerds but are super dumb.  Don’t let the glasses fool you, they let just anyone go in there and buy them, there’s no IQ testing.

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These folks are called dorks

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[TastyBurrito]

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Check out this brain trust.

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I'm amazed T-Spliff has a high-enough IQ to breath after watching that.

[close]

If I still smoked weed, hearing him try to talk would make me quit.

Dude's a walking anti-weed PSA

[HiResDes]

Cariuma sponsors kids who arent in grade school yet.

I think this is the correct line of thinking, also I think I lost braincells listening to Sean Davis

[TheFandangler]

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The team with the least amount of Street League competitors, Red Bull hats, and corpo shoe sponsors. Can’t imagine the skate income is flowing abundantly otherwise.

[close]

Yes, because intelligence is directly related to income.

[close]

Rich people are so smart. That’s why they need giant houses with 20 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms. They are so smart.

[close]

Nothing to do with being rich and everything to do with board companies not paying very much. If you’re going to make a living as a pro skater with no side hustle, you need contest money or sponsors with deep pockets.

Otherwise, you’re Jordan Sanchez making $1,100 a month at the pinnacle of his pro career.

[close]

Again, you’re tying intelligence to one’s ability (or desire) to create wealth.

[close]

Ability and desire are two completely different things.

Hence the “or”. The lack of either does not determine intelligence.