Berra Mad

[Style Police]

Sounds like drama queen Borra is trying to get ahead of the full video that is going to be released. This guy can't get out of his own way. I'm sure Gifted Hater will give us a nice run down of the events and hypocrisy.

[h00man]

Borra aint doing himself any favors with this. Clown.

[funeral_tuxedo]

Berra is dramatic. I’d rather be like Jim T.

[Space Monkey]

Everyone involved is dumb, but that leaves one question-
FMK: Poster guy, Borra, Joggers?

[Boring]

Does Berra not recall the years of Clyde or Tim MC'ing the contest? Everyone got roasted during their run. That's what made Tampa "core" idiot.

[yungthug]

On a serious note, dude comes across as a narcissist and pathological liar in that post.

Hundreds of death threats? Really? The sad thing is in his mind that statement is probably true.

For all of his claims about this being about Jagger whoever, 90% of that rant was about himself.

Jesus Christ man, just be the "bigger man" you so desperately want to be seen as by other people and bow out and hope this fades into obscurity before you embarrass yourself further.

[thebacker]

I imagine berra having someone type all this out and he just spews it out of his mouth in a stream of conciousness


that poor person definitely doesn't get paid enough

[Salmon Agah]

All I know for sure is that it looks like Berra is deathly afraid of protecting the perfect image that he thinks Cariuma holds to the public eye. Unfortunately, not everyone is 14.

[fongool]

Berra deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award for his dedication to being the absolute biggest kook in skateboarding for 30 years straight 

[I_Respect_Wood]

Berra should invite Poster boy to BATB, PB could technically count as an influencer now after all this.

Imagine if they know each other and they planned this move together to make us talk of carumba the whole week.

[BugleBites]

Kook moves all around. Printing that poster out and making the whole thing your main goal at a contest full of amazing skating just makes you look pathetic.

There’s no way Steve is getting hundreds of “death threats” - that’s been his go to claim for a while now when confronting haters. At best he’s getting maybe a hundred or so negative comments, I honestly doubt he’s getting ANY actual death threats. If some kid messages you something lame like “kill yo self”, that’s not a death threat. If anyone is sending some skate industry guy actual death threats cause you don’t like him, then that person is seriously fucked. That’s what crazy Trump supporters do to journalists, I really don’t think that’s happening in skateboarding.

[JimGeko]

Berra deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award for his dedication to being the absolute biggest kook in skateboarding for 30 years straight

[dannyprovolone]

shout out to those sexy ladies who ripped the carminia posters down. in a perfect world they would receive automatic pal status.

[Paul Cicero]

If it went down they way he said did, I agree with Borra and like what did. But quit trying to make it high drama. Just say that guy was a kook and you did something about it. End of story.

Or not say anything at all.

It’s like filming yourself give food to homeless people for likes or “clout”. Pathetic and narcissistic.

[coyote2425]

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I can’t get enough of this, dude photoshopped eatons head on some nipples and Steve who just came off of listening to prodigy’s hnic 1-3 comes out like “I just pulled your card bro”

About two weeks ago I said Steve Berra wants to turn pro skating into wwf and wow have I been proven right.

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I'm shocked Mike V didn't have his back… but Mike probably would've come out just punching himself in the face repeatedly like Paul Hart.

He was grabbing his helmet.

[manysnakes]

I’m glad that we have a “Berra Mad” thread now, so we can discuss it every time he gets angry about something else. I suspect that this thread is going to get a lot of use.

[quackquack]

Scenario #1:

Steve: I got rid of that tall jerkface!
The Boy: Thanks daddy!

Scenario #2:

Steve: I got ride of that giant meanie!
The Boy: Thanks Rob Deer-a-dick!

Scenario #3:

The Boy's friend: Berra just got rid of that skyscraping bully!
The Boy: Who did what?

[I_Respect_Wood]

I’m glad that we have a “Berra Mad” thread now, so we can discuss it every time he gets angry about something else. I suspect that this thread is going to get a lot of use.

[MusclesMarinara]

Reminds me exactly of this Tom Cruise vid, same demeanor and tone. Must be a scientology thing. Not gonna lie though, if someone made a pic of me like that at a big event I'd be kinda mad, not big berra mad though.

[Huell Howser]

^^ damn I think you're onto something with the scientology connection. The way Berra addresses the situation is soooo similar to Tom Cruise in that vid with the demeanor and all haha

[RottenToTheCore]

Can confirm Gifted Hater will cover this, he said he wants to interview the dude that held the sign (@thrashtalking)

[DaleSr]

^^ damn I think you're onto something with the scientology connection. The way Berra addresses the situation is soooo similar to Tom Cruise in that vid with the demeanor and all haha

I already brought it up in the Tampa thread but it reminds me of the clips of the scientology squads that camp in front of critics houses or wait for them at the airport and film themselves harassing critics. Berra wanted to have his own "squad exorcising the thetans out of the haters" clip

[Owen]

The whole time I was reading Berra's post all I could think was "shut it you baby"

Also:

Berra deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award for his dedication to being the absolute biggest kook in skateboarding for 30 years straight

[Cesar Vialpando]

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^^ damn I think you're onto something with the scientology connection. The way Berra addresses the situation is soooo similar to Tom Cruise in that vid with the demeanor and all haha

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I already brought it up in the Tampa thread but it reminds me of the clips of the scientology squads that camp in front of critics houses or wait for them at the airport and film themselves harassing critics. Berra wanted to have his own "squad exorcising the thetans out of the haters" clip

Ever see Louie Theroux interact with the Scientologists?   

[Veggie.Wav]

Nothing core about working with a self proclaimed pro named Skatepussy Mr. Berra

[Prinzy]

Any situation that expedites the frequency of gifted hater uploads is a net positive for skate culture

[JohnnyBoy]

Any situation that expedites the frequency of gifted hater uploads is a net positive for skate culture

Could not have said it better. Dank content incoming.

I wish Berra was pissed about a genuinely funny poster but this is just kind of melodramatic and stupid.

[DaleSr]

Yes

[Mr. Stinky]

If Berra had just ignored this, no one would have even known it happened hahah

"Everyone listen up: I was minding my own business when this guy comes up to me and starts saying I had doo doo in my underwear and that he knew it because he could smell the doo doo smell coming from my smelly butt!  Now, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a bully, which is the only reason why I'm writing this post right now.  So I called my friends over to the otherwise isolated area where I was minding my own business and they removed the accuser--a behemoth of a man, at least 5'10", maybe even 6' tall--to a more crowded area where I announced to everyone within earshot that I had been falsely accused of having dookie in my underwear and offered to let a volunteer, anyone who felt like doing it, look down my underwear to prove that there was no doo doo in there. (1/5 ->)" 

[Style Police]

Reminds me exactly of this Tom Cruise vid, same demeanor and tone. Must be a scientology thing. Not gonna lie though, if someone made a pic of me like that at a big event I'd be kinda mad, not big berra mad though.

Damn. Spot on.