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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2021, 02:11:40 PM »
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL

**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
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If I recall correctly he told her he needed a "Boss Bitch" when breaking up w/ her lmfao.
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lol jesus!

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2021, 02:27:16 PM »
well this thread needs a new title GD
yo mike mo new age ape style high five with my reborn hand.

 2008 psychedelic experience. thanks.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2021, 02:36:25 PM »
Dudes a pro skater, living in California  and fucking dimes. I'll never feel bad for brodie

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2021, 03:14:12 PM »
well this thread needs a new title GD
-Help Kelly find his “Boss Bitch”

-Kelly isn’t a “Boss Bitch”

-Kelly fucking sucks


I like last one

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2021, 03:23:29 PM »
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Didn’t Kelly break up with his gf cuz he was banging a pornstar and she wasn’t down for a 3way? LoL

**spoiler alert** most people act differently on camera, especially if it’s your job….
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If I recall correctly he told her he needed a "Boss Bitch" when breaking up w/ her lmfao.
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https://ibb.co/vmPgKTQ

https://ibb.co/sH1YRWK
wtf how did i miss this, who even is that girl? the dude’s name is kelly… that has to come with self esteem issues. like, what kind of parents do that? he does put on a very obvious front on the nine club and now we have confirmed that he’s just another spoiled laguna douchebag that thinks he’s entitled to everything. shocking. also wonder what pornstar he was fucking.

edit : mean salto i had to gnar you.
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imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2021, 03:50:29 PM »
“A couple of days ago

Kelly was having a panic attack

And now

This morning

He’s fucking raw!!!”

nothing's been the since same

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2021, 04:00:16 PM »
Kelly is not a boss bitch

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2021, 04:02:08 PM »
I can imagine him doing that annoying laugh after talking about her sucking his dick. Uggg, frat boy shit

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2021, 04:29:27 PM »
LOL mercilessly bullied? He gets roasted a little by some of his buddies on a podcast. Maybe I just went to a bad school, but I remember bullying when I was a kid and the shit Kelly gets is nowhere near on that level.

this dude doesn’t get bullied nearly as much as i did

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2021, 05:57:54 PM »
LOL mercilessly bullied? He gets roasted a little by some of his buddies on a podcast. Maybe I just went to a bad school, but I remember bullying when I was a kid and the shit Kelly gets is nowhere near on that level.

a kid pulled a knife on me in a hotel on the way to a wrestling tournament

i got in fistfights a lot in high school

i still think they are bullying kelly lol

but with all im reading about him maybe he deserves it?? lol who knows.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2021, 06:01:48 PM »
I almost hate him, like dude, nothing is that funny all the time.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2021, 06:15:28 PM »
“A couple of days ago

Kelly was having a panic attack

And now

This morning

He’s fucking raw!!!”



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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2021, 06:19:17 PM »
"HHAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDD!"

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2021, 06:34:19 PM »
Use promo code BOSSBITCH for 25% off your next es footwear purchase.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2021, 06:56:55 PM »
I save my sympathy for people who actually deserve it. So no, internet doofus sidekicks are not included.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2021, 08:04:18 PM »
I only feel bad about him being named so close to smelly fart. Altho could be worse he could be named Nick tucker
Sick Ducker?
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2021, 08:21:26 PM »
“This is his journey not mine.

…I recognize social media is not the appropriate place for this…”

Repeat.

Rinse.

Repeat.

Stay healthy, kids.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2021, 09:19:17 PM »
One(was two but looks like someone deleted something) disgustingly bad takes above me.


(If they’re saying what I think they’re sayin)
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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2021, 10:29:35 PM »
Remember when Eric Koston and Leo Romero were trading pretty intense jabs at each other over social media and everyone was speculating that they had beef, and then it turns out they were cool and just joking with one another the whole time and that was just their way of kidding around?

Point being, different friend groups have their own ways of joking around and goofing off with one another. Some friend groups are super serious all the time, others are always cracking jokes at each other and giving each other zingers, others (like the Anti Hero dudes and the Piss Drunx back in the day) will get drunk and get into fights with one another and then be cool the next day as if nothing ever happened, it just depends on the crew.
You might view it as harsh but to Kelly and the rest of them that’s probably just their way of joking around and Kelly doesn’t seem to mind some zingers here n there. Let the crew be.

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Also, I always thought he seemed douchey when I was younger.
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My friend was telling me just recently that before nine club was a thing and we got to see how Kelly acts that he always thought Kelly was like this gangster dude just based of his skating and his video parts. He said he was surprised to find out just how big of a goober Kelly really is upon watching the nine club lol.

This, in my 20s I worked a job and literally the only people who didn't get shit talked to them, were the guys we didn't like. Meanwhile all the homies would just constantly go for the low blows and hold back just enough to not usually piss each other off.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2022, 03:57:46 AM »
Kelly better wrap it up before he runs into one of Yonnie Cruz's former conquests and has a real panic attack

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #50 on: January 01, 2022, 11:13:12 AM »
Nope

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2022, 01:09:26 PM »
empathy for a boss bitch

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #52 on: January 01, 2022, 01:19:06 PM »
real question...cut or uncut?

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #53 on: January 01, 2022, 01:42:14 PM »
real question...cut or uncut?
Half and half

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #54 on: January 01, 2022, 02:22:06 PM »
I almost hate him, like dude, nothing is that funny all the time.

This. I can’t stand a minute of listening to him. Great skater though.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #55 on: January 01, 2022, 02:33:21 PM »
Whats her IG?

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #56 on: January 01, 2022, 02:43:32 PM »
sick skater.

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #57 on: January 01, 2022, 05:24:09 PM »
sick skater.

agree tho, I liked his part in the LRG video

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #58 on: January 01, 2022, 05:39:49 PM »
“A couple of days ago

Kelly was having a panic attack

And now

This morning

He’s fucking raw!!!”

Read this while peeing and now have a torn urethra from the LOL

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Re: Sympathy for Kelly Hart
« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2022, 05:50:16 AM »
can we get some examples of this, i've never seen Kelly hurt by any of the shows banter