Will gifted hater pivot and start his own online skate mag\content house.... Only time will tell... Next Phelper incoming??? Lolol
Do mail rooms even exist anymore? I think the lore is Jake started in the mail room but was hip to everything so they moved him up?
Maybe THEY would just lock you in a room with a handful of burner phones and a tube of speed cream. Who knows these days?
Here Joa you made it... you're one of us now.... obey the rules and everything will be fine...
See you next quarter... Hey! if you wanna put your flip and fuck on the other side of the room it should be fine... just don't use that one outlet. HEY WHICH OUTLET!!!! ah um nevermind welcome aboard kid...
Hey you got any ah um got any smokes on you? Nah ok...
Walks off waving and smiling at other unpaid interns from the rural mid west.
Bora can't save you now boys
King Diamond screams and Jake laughs as the cell door swings shut.