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is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« on: January 27, 2022, 10:31:40 AM »
i'm tired of seeing someone's old ass grampaw doing a fingie flip or an 80 year old granny doing kickturns on a gentle bank. Bare mins if your geriatric uncle can kickflip a 3- i'd be a little interested- but seeing Aunt Myrtle riding down a driveway or Old Man Caruthers dropping in is not impressive, i can do that shit standing on my head.
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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2022, 10:44:18 AM »
i'm tired of seeing someone's old ass grampaw doing a fingie flip or an 80 year old granny doing kickturns on a gentle bank. Bare mins if your geriatric uncle can kickflip a 3- i'd be a little interested- but seeing Aunt Myrtle riding down a driveway or Old Man Caruthers dropping in is not impressive, i can do that shit standing on my head.

turn off your computer and go outside then.

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2022, 10:46:38 AM »
Log off then, no one is breaking into your house and showing you these

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2022, 10:53:00 AM »
Log off then, no one is breaking into your house and showing you these
what about when i'm pewping or laying in bed tho
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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2022, 11:13:00 AM »


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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2022, 11:16:41 AM »
fuck no I'm not

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2022, 11:19:18 AM »
fuck no I'm not

Amen to that. Gimme all the geezers!

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2022, 11:21:13 AM »
Cancel 'em, bro!

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2022, 11:26:42 AM »
I'm sick of all these clips of 20-somethings skating. Congrats, you can skate well, with your young-ass body, no responsibilities, waking up every morning without your own mortality breathing down your neck.

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2022, 11:41:28 AM »
Log off then, no one is breaking into your house and showing you these

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2022, 11:46:27 AM »
You should totally check out the new Tired video then.

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2022, 12:24:55 PM »


Just using this thread as an excuse to share this

Any excuse to post Mackey footage is a winner, one of the true goats. His white hair defo makes him look older than he is though, he's still a young buck!

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2022, 12:33:14 PM »
i'm tired of seeing someone's old ass grampaw doing a fingie flip or an 80 year old granny doing kickturns on a gentle bank. Bare mins if your geriatric uncle can kickflip a 3- i'd be a little interested- but seeing Aunt Myrtle riding down a driveway or Old Man Caruthers dropping in is not impressive, i can do that shit standing on my head.
Post a clip, fuccboi.

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2022, 12:38:40 PM »
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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2022, 12:43:33 PM »
can i see the clip of the grandma? sounds lit


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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2022, 12:52:40 PM »
can i see the clip of the grandma? sounds lit

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2022, 12:56:41 PM »
ps
these are always old white people who prob did segregation back in the day
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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2022, 12:58:11 PM »
I like my skateboarding like I like my porno.
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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2022, 01:05:10 PM »
Trying go to a shop and buy a video instead of scrolling a free app on the phone your mom bought u

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2022, 02:43:59 PM »


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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2022, 03:09:31 PM »
U fricking entitled kids with ur damn 4k and ipads

Used to have to earn that footage.

Hours completing every challenge in thps to get a 40 second Kareem Campbell clip

fry out your parents computer to download dying to live on kazaa and turns out to be some weird foot fetish porn anyway

Doing labor to buy a $30 dollar vhs ur gunna let ur friend borrow and he’s going to loose

Boohoo u have too much skate footage ur life is so hard

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2022, 04:59:20 PM »
ps
these are always old white people who prob did segregation back in the day
pps

Where the clip at?
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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2022, 05:08:32 PM »
ps
these are always old white people who prob did segregation back in the day

Yea they were probably writing legislation when they were 10 years old

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2022, 05:18:30 PM »
Old coot appreciation thread


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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2022, 05:23:33 PM »
Drinkin too much buzz cola gettin their steve cab on

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2022, 05:41:27 PM »
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i'm tired of seeing someone's old ass grampaw doing a fingie flip or an 80 year old granny doing kickturns on a gentle bank. Bare mins if your geriatric uncle can kickflip a 3- i'd be a little interested- but seeing Aunt Myrtle riding down a driveway or Old Man Caruthers dropping in is not impressive, i can do that shit standing on my head.
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turn off your computer and go outside then.

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2022, 09:22:33 PM »
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i'm tired of seeing someone's old ass grampaw doing a fingie flip or an 80 year old granny doing kickturns on a gentle bank. Bare mins if your geriatric uncle can kickflip a 3- i'd be a little interested- but seeing Aunt Myrtle riding down a driveway or Old Man Caruthers dropping in is not impressive, i can do that shit standing on my head.
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Post a clip, fuccboi.

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2022, 09:24:21 PM »


Just using this thread as an excuse to share this
how old is this guy. always see him but have never known his age

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Re: is anyone else tired of these elderly skater videos
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2022, 09:28:20 PM »