People who prefer to ride shaped boards are either really good or really bad at skating.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the school of John Lucero, and I've been involved in numerous secret bowl sessions, and I have over 300 confirmed waxed up curbs. I am trained in street plants and I'm the top grinder in the entire shaped board force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out in a game of S.K.A.T.E. with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be slapping curbs anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare trucks. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit wax all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.