tony hawks pro skater: the film

[cky enthusiast]

since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?

[blowjobtofakie]

Idk but I hope Wesley Snipes plays Kareem Campbell.

And there’s no way they’re making a THPS movie, right....right!?

[TastyBurrito]

since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground. Even though the premise will basically be like that one movie Grind.

[WPG]

since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?

T.H.U.G whoever plays Team Manager Todd Is a shoe in for an Oscar

[lilboosie]

tommy wiseau will play rodney mullens part

[Mr. Stinky]

Owen Wilson as Koston, flip that script.

[somefucker]

shit would tank at the box office








but i would watch the fuck out of it

[WPG]

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since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?

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T.H.U.G whoever plays Team Manager Todd Is a shoe in for an Oscar

18:50 for the Marvel style post credit scene

[ok boomer]

Brad Pitt as Tony Hawk (need a HuNk to play our hero)
Danny Devito as Caballero
Ken Jeong as Hosoi
Rory Culkin as Riley Hawk
Jenna Ortega as Lizzie Armanto
Corey Feldman as Steve Berra
Ke Huy Quan as Willy Santos
the Dixie Chicks as Tony Hawk's wives
Nicolas Cage as Andy Mac

[JamesFardy]

Elissa steamer WILL be played by Julia Roberts.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

tom holland as bam <3

zendaya is also bam <3

[lk130]

Tom Green where it just looks like a video

[$$LESH]

tommy wiseau will play rodney mullens part

oh hi mark suciu

[Magnolia]

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since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?

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T.H.U.G whoever plays Team Manager Todd Is a shoe in for an Oscar

[Lenny the Fatface]

Written and directed by Edgar Wright

Adam Driver with early Oscar buzz playing a young Jamie Thomas who spams the Lazer Flip special.

Riz Ahmed as my attempt to make a custom Jerry Hsu in THPS3

The chick who played LeBron’s wife in Space Jam will play as Nyjah

Angela Basset as Tyshawn Jones mother.

All four of Tony Hawks ex wives are played by Olivia Wilde in different wigs

Shane O’Neil is CGI of course

[roba]

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since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?

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T.H.U.G whoever plays Team Manager Todd Is a shoe in for an Oscar

jason lee could be good for that

it would be funny if it had skaters acting

like if they made it in like 2025 then sunny suljic would be the main guy n evan mock would be eric sparrow

cant wait to hear “muska chillin chillin” in a movie

[pro club blanks]

Howie mandell as jamie thomas

[mj23]

If you think back to Lords of Dogtown, this doesn’t sound so far fetched

[PuffinMuffin]

Tony Hawk (as Will Arnett) battles Todd Falcon (as J.K. Simmons) for the title of Birdman on a 4-foot quarterpipe in a midwestern garage.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

who playing the neversoft girls?

[shouldn't]

tommy wiseau will play rodney mullens part

“these factors then compound into which would, could and will be that of which it was created, through the energy… the square, circle, x, down, up equation of which our lives revolve, right? because compound energy creates a wicked sick special meter, one of which us as humans can all relate to….. oh hi mark!!!”

[Hedgehog In Da Fog]

Tony Hawk's getting a bj in a cornfield, ballsweat huffing, and cigarette boofing. (All mentioned in his autobiography, Hawk: Occupation Skateboarder, which I read about 19 years ago.)

https://www.amazon.com/Hawk-Occupation-Skateboarder-Tony/dp/0060958316/ref=sr_1_3?crid=32GGLA9YYDT0C&keywords=hawk+occupation+skateboarder&qid=1643790518&sprefix=hawk+occ%2Caps%2C71&sr=8-3

[Highonangeldust]

Andy Milonakis as a chubby version of Elissa Steamer

[Below Average]

Bam margera played by mud.