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max palmer’s very own skate tool
« on: July 24, 2022, 11:38:52 AM »


if i were to use this thing i wouldve made sure i punch thru the holes from the graphic end of the deck.

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2022, 12:07:38 PM »
Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2022, 12:17:38 PM »
our king is also an engineer


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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2022, 12:28:09 PM »
that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2022, 12:39:36 PM »
that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2022, 12:56:45 PM »
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
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Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.

Sacrilege! If you hadn't proven your mettle in battle time and again, you'd be cinching that cummerbund one last time.

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2022, 03:12:13 PM »
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
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Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.
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Sacrilege! If you hadn't proven your mettle in battle time and again, you'd be cinching that cummerbund one last time.

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ok ok how about Max wears Carhartt and rebar is doing Carhartt things?

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2022, 04:26:40 PM »
Looks sick

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2022, 04:28:43 PM »
that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

How else then to summon the lightning?

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2022, 04:32:06 PM »
Next up is a griptape smoother invented by AA that’s a paint roller with a glock taped to it

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2022, 04:36:01 PM »
looks like a cow tool

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2022, 04:36:55 PM »
He is gonna be so rich.

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2022, 05:40:00 PM »
His BFA from Pratt costs about 200k so hopefully he gets a good return on these.

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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2022, 05:47:46 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2022, 05:56:59 PM »
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looks like a cow tool
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Cow are definitely using this tool now.

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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2022, 06:06:26 PM »
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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2022, 07:57:02 PM »
Next up is a griptape smoother invented by AA that’s a paint roller with a glock taped to it

yooo what

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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2022, 08:13:02 PM »
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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2022, 08:31:48 PM »
Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…

Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2022, 10:04:01 PM »

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2022, 06:15:24 AM »
I saw a couple of comments asking how they would find the holes from the top that made me question humanity.

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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2022, 08:53:57 AM »
What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2022, 12:09:11 PM »
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher


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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2022, 12:23:27 PM »
What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.

I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.

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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2022, 12:56:34 PM »
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
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I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.

Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!

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« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2022, 01:12:31 PM »
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
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I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.
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Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!

Ideally I'd light a torch and heat up Max's tool, but I'm not that creative and I can't weld.

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2022, 01:35:04 PM »
My friend has a diy board and accessories brand and I jokingly suggested he makes this tool. Would the blatant rip off be too much heat or is it a good idea?

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« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2022, 03:34:22 PM »
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2022, 04:09:04 PM »
Maximum P coming with the truest heat

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Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2022, 04:12:38 PM »
Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
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