max palmer’s very own skate tool

[bolts the snowman]

if i were to use this thing i wouldve made sure i punch thru the holes from the graphic end of the deck.

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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…

[notmikerusczyk]

our king is also an engineer

[bolts the snowman]

that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

[funeral_tuxedo]

that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.

[botefdunn]

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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

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Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.

Sacrilege! If you hadn't proven your mettle in battle time and again, you'd be cinching that cummerbund one last time.

[funeral_tuxedo]

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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

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Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.

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Sacrilege! If you hadn't proven your mettle in battle time and again, you'd be cinching that cummerbund one last time.

<3
ok ok how about Max wears Carhartt and rebar is doing Carhartt things?

[CHONGO]

Looks sick

[Drawcula]

that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

How else then to summon the lightning?

[Yonnycage]

Next up is a griptape smoother invented by AA that’s a paint roller with a glock taped to it

[CHAZMuska]

looks like a cow tool

[SmilingBoy]

He is gonna be so rich.

[Coastal Fever]

His BFA from Pratt costs about 200k so hopefully he gets a good return on these.

[cky enthusiast]

looks like a cow tool

cow tools

[layzieyez]

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looks like a cow tool

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cow tools

Cow are definitely using this tool now.

[manysnakes]

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looks like a cow tool

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cow tools

Love any single panel comic strip which merits its own Wikipedia page.

[bolts the snowman]

Next up is a griptape smoother invented by AA that’s a paint roller with a glock taped to it

yooo what

[Hyliannightmare]

Hot

[SneakySecrets]

Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…

Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher

[Jagr]

our king is also an engineer

[camel filters]

I saw a couple of comments asking how they would find the holes from the top that made me question humanity.

[schralp pal]

What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.

[pugmaster]

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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher

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[manysnakes]

What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.

I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.

[schralp pal]

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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.

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I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.

Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!

[manysnakes]

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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.

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I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.

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Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!

Ideally I'd light a torch and heat up Max's tool, but I'm not that creative and I can't weld.

[camel filters]

My friend has a diy board and accessories brand and I jokingly suggested he makes this tool. Would the blatant rip off be too much heat or is it a good idea?

[Lou Strux]

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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher

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Bravo!!!

[radcunt]

Maximum P coming with the truest heat

[Lou Strux]

Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.