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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2022, 07:01:42 AM »
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2022, 07:02:51 AM »
it do be like that sometimes.
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2022, 07:04:15 AM »
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2022, 07:06:32 AM »
Oysters are fucking disgusting

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2022, 07:12:35 AM »
Seafood food poisoning is the worst. Yuto knew the risk but still took the ride. As a professional athlete and worldwide phenom, he has put millions of our youth in a bad spot. 13 year old kids should not be in the streets trying to get their shuck on. You know who didn't get food poisoning? PJ Ladd.

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2022, 07:16:52 AM »
Oysters are fucking disgusting

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It's just jizz and boogers in a wet ashtray.

More like pooto

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2022, 07:19:13 AM »
oysters are gross

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2022, 07:33:56 AM »
Only eat raw oysters in months ending in the letter r.  I'd never eat them unless I shucked them.  You can tell when they are bad and I wouldn't trust a restaurant trying to keep waste down.

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2022, 07:34:50 AM »
unlocked some hidden cam footy of ya mans about to get dat food poisoning

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2022, 07:35:14 AM »
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2022, 07:38:48 AM »
oysters are gross
I will never forget when my Dad (RIP) tried to have a father/son moment when I turned 21 and took me to a bar to have beer. He ordered raw oysters and I didnt have the heart to tell him I was repulsed by them. 15 minutes of gag reflex and turning green in the face. Its like swallowing someone elses cold loogie

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2022, 07:44:25 AM »
Its like swallowing someone elses cold loogie

Yeah, that’s what I’d liken them to.  Who even eats oysters anyways?  The only people I ever see getting them are big fat Jimmy Buffet fans with sunglass tans.  Probably drive FJ Cruisers with “Salt Life” stickers on the back.

I came to a similar realization about crabs several years ago: they’re just big bugs.  Filthy bottom-feeding water bugs  >:(.
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2022, 07:53:00 AM »
Insects evolved from crustaceans lol but I fuck with some good shrimp but never really hyped to peel shrimp and do all that work.

Saw this post and felt bad for the guy. Rest easy homie

Anyone got tips for eating good oysters? Like what should someone look out for? Months that end with R are their season? I’ve slurped a couple of oysters before but nothing major. I wouldn’t mind knowing some tips for eating and ordering oysters to impress the lady’s.

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2022, 07:53:34 AM »
I'm so glad I will never have to shucke an oyster again in my life. I hated that part of being a chef.

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2022, 07:57:16 AM »
Insects evolved from crustaceans lol but I fuck with some good shrimp but never really hyped to peel shrimp and do all that work.

Do you eat that poop line they have running down the middle of them or do you pluck that out?
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2022, 08:04:43 AM »
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2022, 08:11:04 AM »
I dunno what xgames you watched but i coulda sworn shane won

anyways, always know the risks of eating raw or undercooked fish when shuckin down some oystahs kehd

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2022, 08:15:38 AM »
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Oysters are fucking disgusting

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It's just jizz and boogers in a wet ashtray.

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2022, 08:19:17 AM »
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Insects evolved from crustaceans lol but I fuck with some good shrimp but never really hyped to peel shrimp and do all that work.
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Do you eat that poop line they have running down the middle of them or do you pluck that out?

Pretty sure I eat the poo line

I was eating some crayfish and was annoyed by all the work for a tiny bite of meat. Had to peel away the poo on those too and had like 10 plus dead bodies everywhere. So there I was peeling apart these crayfish with poo hands.

Now that I think about it crustaceans are kinda wack whereas chicken wings for example are great. Suck that meat off those bones. Low effort high reward. Eat dat crustacean doo doo doo

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2022, 08:20:35 AM »
I dunno what xgames you watched but i coulda sworn shane won

anyways, always know the risks of eating raw or undercooked fish when shuckin down some oystahs kehd

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2022, 08:24:11 AM »
Oysters are fucking disgusting

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2022, 08:35:56 AM »
damn, oysters and cocktails are a regular date night for me and my lady. guess we're outta touch


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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2022, 08:36:04 AM »

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2022, 09:03:40 AM »
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I dunno what xgames you watched but i coulda sworn shane won

anyways, always know the risks of eating raw or undercooked fish when shuckin down some oystahs kehd
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2022, 09:14:21 AM »
Oysters are yummy

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2022, 09:23:50 AM »
Raw oysters are pretty gnarly, yes. But fresh caught oysters lightly steamed at 425 degrees with some garlic butter, hot sauce and horseradish paired with some saltine crackers absolutely fucks. Great for date nights seeing as they’re a natural aphrodisiac. I’m talking mad boners, my dudes. Bet Sheckler was absolutely smashing the oyster bar the night he got married!

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2022, 09:28:44 AM »
Eww sea snot from the bottom of the ocean...Also caviar ....yuck

I know people love mushrooms, but I have never been a fan of eating straight up fungus/mold *unless accompanied by visuals. not a fan of majority of cheese too

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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2022, 09:36:34 AM »
As someone that has been through this exact scenario. I can sympathize with him, that was a terrible night out.


EDIT: Except the winning x games part
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Re: yuto got food poisoning after winning gold at the x games yesterday
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2022, 09:46:45 AM »
I eat everything that comes out of the ocean. You can't scare me