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The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« on: February 12, 2023, 10:04:05 AM »
I know this because Sky Brown won the ladies' park and there's an article on the BBC Sport website, here in the UK. Being held in that hot-bed of skateboarding the United Arab Emirates. Jagger Eaton won the men's park event, if anyone cares.

It was better when skateboarding was just a game.


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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2023, 10:11:33 AM »
I doubt anyone really gives a shit. Im probably the biggest comp dork on here (meaning I watch them and know what's going on) I barely cared about the street that was on the other week and do not care about the park

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2023, 10:29:38 AM »

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2023, 10:36:20 AM »
There is nothing about skateboarding I love more than the world championship! Go team!

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2023, 10:38:00 AM »
This worldskate fuckers don’t gave a fuck about us: Skateboarders in general - having the World Cup in the Emirates is straight corrupt FIFA soccer shit.

This rollerhockey and speed inline skater guys  are to stupid to sell plate mines to war lords and to soft to sell drugs to kids - there is the big profit - only sport marketing/  skateboarding ist left over for them…
And they sell it off very cheap…

Looser…
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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2023, 12:13:14 PM »
I've been watching and I'm surprised how many legit pros they have commentating. It was sick seeing Danny Wainwright and Rune on the mic.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2023, 12:18:32 PM »
jagger really stomped those kids tbh

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2023, 12:37:05 PM »
It's kinda fucked up how skateboarding has ended up as another tool for UA to make people close their eyes on UA's horrible human rights practices.

But yay, skateboarding




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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2023, 12:44:29 PM »
soft power

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2023, 01:20:28 PM »
There is nothing about skateboarding I love more than the world championship! Go team!

fuck you and your team, MY TEAM RULES!

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2023, 01:44:29 PM »
It's kinda fucked up how skateboarding has ended up as another tool for UA to make people close their eyes on UA's horrible human rights practices.

But yay, skateboarding



Yeah, I hate seeing that shit. They've taken to hosting boxing events in the last few years too.

To tie it all together with that ancient youtube reference above.

Unforgiveable.




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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2023, 03:19:08 PM »
soft power
Nah… if you want real soft power, go talk to that @vinithebr fella that claims to have a 10” floppy.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2023, 03:23:58 PM »
Okay.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2023, 03:35:57 PM »
The best thing about sports is you could hold a competition in your garage with two of your friends and call it the "World Championship" and there's really no one to stop you,

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2023, 11:21:30 AM »
The best thing about sports is you could hold a competition in your garage with two of your friends and call it the "World Championship" and there's really no one to stop you,

oh, is that how you get the kids into your garage?

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2023, 11:40:44 AM »
The best thing about sports is you could hold a competition in your garage with two of your friends and call it the "World Championship" and there's really no one to stop you,

Please either livestream this or post footage. Would actually much rather watch.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2023, 11:45:56 AM »
I watched a bit of it. They had a bunch of announcers saying “look at this great skatepark, you should visit Dubai”. First of all, fuck Dubai, second, I’m not getting in a long ass flight for a fucking skatepark when they’re basically everywhere now. Put that park in Cancun and I might consider stopping in between pina coladas.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2023, 12:08:40 PM »
Wow it's a smooth, shiny park. Legend has it, the transitions were polished with the tears of Kafala system workers...

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2023, 01:50:44 PM »
Well Keegan (not Sauder :-[ ) Palmer designed the park because he won gold medal at the olympics. Auto correct says the word olympics should be capitalized, but I'm not capitalizing on anything here. Unlike World Skate.
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2023, 01:56:12 PM »
Actually is it even legal to skate in Dubai? Like when it's not 50°C?
Not that I'd ever fuckin go..

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2023, 02:06:42 PM »
I am not proud of it, but I watched it. I enjoyed the skating in the park finals, but they should not have let Jagger “Jackoff“ Eaten win. He did difficult tricks, but the run felt like the local miniramp kid busting out his best moves, because two teenage girls just walked by…

It seemed actually really fucked up they held the contest there. Sand kept getting blown in the bowl from the desert next to it and skaters kept slipping out and getting injured, so they had to have clean up breaks.
In an interview Cory Juneau was asked about the contest experience and the interviewer got noticeably uncomfortable, when he hinted at strict laws and Islamic rules “the run a tight ship here“ and “it is hard to drink here“.

Is the bowl going to be permanent? If so: did they really have to build it in the desert?!

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2023, 01:18:44 PM »
I am not proud of it, but I watched it. I enjoyed the skating in the park finals, but they should not have let Jagger “Jackoff“ Eaten win. He did difficult tricks, but the run felt like the local miniramp kid busting out his best moves, because two teenage girls just walked by…

It seemed actually really fucked up they held the contest there. Sand kept getting blown in the bowl from the desert next to it and skaters kept slipping out and getting injured, so they had to have clean up breaks.
In an interview Cory Juneau was asked about the contest experience and the interviewer got noticeably uncomfortable, when he hinted at strict laws and Islamic rules “the run a tight ship here“ and “it is hard to drink here“.

Is the bowl going to be permanent? If so: did they really have to build it in the desert?!
I watched part of it.
In the current circuit line up Cory Juneau is the only one whose style and trick selection get me stoked. I noticed that he's had to throw in the 540 since the olympics to have a chance at finals.
Too bad because he stands out for not doing all the stock tricks and not grabbing airs. Though his 540 is very nice.

I liked that the bowl design was set up for a lot of gap to liptricks.
Jagger does deserve props for kf bs nb on vert!

I wish they and Vans included a best trick component as well.
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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2023, 01:26:35 PM »
Jagger hardest tricks, worst style. It's just how he holds his hands.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2023, 02:16:13 PM »
If there was a "Longest HoHo" event I'd be all over watching this.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2023, 09:57:48 PM »
I am not proud of it, but I watched it. I enjoyed the skating in the park finals, but they should not have let Jagger “Jackoff“ Eaten win. He did difficult tricks, but the run felt like the local miniramp kid busting out his best moves, because two teenage girls just walked by…

It seemed actually really fucked up they held the contest there. Sand kept getting blown in the bowl from the desert next to it and skaters kept slipping out and getting injured, so they had to have clean up breaks.
In an interview Cory Juneau was asked about the contest experience and the interviewer got noticeably uncomfortable, when he hinted at strict laws and Islamic rules “the run a tight ship here“ and “it is hard to drink here“.

Is the bowl going to be permanent? If so: did they really have to build it in the desert?!

The whole emirates are in the desert, they build everything in the deserts- and it makes absolutely no sense- but they do billions of dollars of oil - and they have no better idea then to waste that money into useless development like waterparks and 5 star resorts inside the desert. This happens if you don’t need to work for your money and become shitloaded - you make stupid decisions and waste it…

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2023, 10:03:29 PM »
Hello, I am newbie. But I just wanted to say fuck Saudi Arabia and fuck jacke eaton or Jason Wooten or whatever their fucking names are

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2023, 10:26:05 PM »

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2023, 10:30:08 PM »
Fuck off nowadays skateboarding.

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Re: The World Championships of Skateboarding are going on
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2023, 11:28:15 PM »
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I am not proud of it, but I watched it. I enjoyed the skating in the park finals, but they should not have let Jagger “Jackoff“ Eaten win. He did difficult tricks, but the run felt like the local miniramp kid busting out his best moves, because two teenage girls just walked by…

It seemed actually really fucked up they held the contest there. Sand kept getting blown in the bowl from the desert next to it and skaters kept slipping out and getting injured, so they had to have clean up breaks.
In an interview Cory Juneau was asked about the contest experience and the interviewer got noticeably uncomfortable, when he hinted at strict laws and Islamic rules “the run a tight ship here“ and “it is hard to drink here“.

Is the bowl going to be permanent? If so: did they really have to build it in the desert?!
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The whole emirates are in the desert, they build everything in the deserts- and it makes absolutely no sense- but they do billions of dollars of oil - and they have no better idea then to waste that money into useless development like waterparks and 5 star resorts inside the desert. This happens if you don’t need to work for your money and become shitloaded - you make stupid decisions and waste it…
Okay.
But we’re not this obtuse, are we? There’s not much subtlety required of our understanding here: their land is rich in a resource (let’s say… oil?), but also is not so appealing due to a lack of another resource (I’m gonna go with water for this example.)
Do we really think the wealthy people of this (certain) resource rich land are going to live deprived of comfort & luxury, even though they are among the $$$ nations, per capita, on earth?
Nah.
They may seek residence elsewhere but their wealth is still tied to a desert.
Speaking of deserts… in reply to @S. you seen this place? As @lurker_and_poster noted, absolutely any & EVERY thing they build WILL BE in the desert, because that’s where they at.
So they’re going to be the billionaires they are & build oasis after oasis in the sand in order to make it more appealing when they fly back in from Paris for a business meeting, or need to impress a potential head-of-state to buy petroleum from them.
It’s pretty gross & decedent of them on so many levels, but it’s an equally bad look for us to throw stones while we simultaneously throw our dollars at them, whilst sucking up their export as fast as we can.
Maybe “we” burn less & be more?
I dunno.
I feel like we are the start of the change though. In our behaviors & consumptions.
We can do this.
Right?!?
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