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Kook Hang
« on: April 13, 2023, 04:20:37 PM »
Sup.  Just felt like there should be a place to come and kook it.  No rules here.  Kook as you please!

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2023, 08:32:10 PM »
Tell us who your banned account was before you started this one

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2023, 09:09:08 PM »
^Gnar'd
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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2023, 09:14:04 PM »
*gnars you*

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2023, 10:31:33 PM »
Isn’t this fun?

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2023, 10:40:39 PM »
Tell us who your banned account was before you started this one

I am no one.

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2023, 04:34:01 AM »
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I am no one.

makes sense

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2023, 05:17:43 AM »
Tell us who your banned account was before you started this one

He is FS180 all hopped up on benzos

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2023, 06:50:13 AM »
fsbenzo

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2023, 02:53:19 PM »
Could someone please gnar me or kook me?  My current numbers are weird.

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2023, 03:35:40 PM »
I ignored you the first week into you being here strictly off your avatar.

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2023, 03:38:35 PM »
I ignored you the first week into you being here strictly off your avatar.

Hah yeah I def thought you were going to be a rabble-rouser bc your username seemed combative

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2023, 03:42:03 PM »
Never judge a kook by its cover.

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2023, 04:29:05 PM »
I think I like you but I reserve my right to not like you if you do some dumb shit.
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2023, 05:09:16 PM »
Seems reasonable.

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2023, 05:10:36 PM »
ive also been here before ;)

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2023, 05:21:00 PM »
theres no shortage of kooks in the new era of no-bully zones and inclusion, this thread has potential, but even a fortified legend will kook it once in awhile.. therefore we are all kooks

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2023, 09:16:50 PM »

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2023, 09:37:50 PM »

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2023, 09:42:07 PM »
Back in the day we’d sing that song but the words were “I’m a gayass.” Not cool, but we were like 10 and it was the early 90s.

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2023, 11:49:02 PM »

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2023, 05:50:54 AM »
Never judge a kook by its cover.

you may have just redeemed yourself.

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2023, 05:51:41 AM »
Back in the day we’d sing that song but the words were “I’m a gayass.” Not cool, but we were like 10 and it was the early 90s.

did you know that song One Night In Bangkok is about a man on a sex vacation contracting HIV?

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2023, 07:52:30 AM »
I thought it was about chess?!

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2023, 08:12:34 AM »
I thought it was about chess?!

Chess was just the motif in which the message was delivered. The song is pretty gnarly when you read the lyrics. Here's an excerpt;


One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
Whaddya mean?

Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me


Sex tourists are kooks.

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2023, 04:32:19 PM »
Some old surf legend said “we all start out as kooks, and end up as kooks.” I can’t remember who it was, but it’s pretty true…that said…. I def started out as a kook, but I’m gonna try to make sure that I end up a rad old man

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Re: Kook Hang
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2023, 06:49:49 PM »
Some old surf legend said “we all start out as kooks, and end up as kooks.” I can’t remember who it was, but it’s pretty true…that said…. I def started out as a kook, but I’m gonna try to make sure that I end up a rad old man

Trying is a losing game