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What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« on: June 02, 2023, 04:14:23 PM »
So many people will tell you, oh ya i used to skate or I skate.. and maybe they go to the park or curbs every other week or so... but what's the thresh hold to consider someone a skateboarder? It's certainly arbitrary and relevant. Curious what slap pals think.

I'd say maybe 10% of people that skateboard are skateboarders. It's not about how good or how much you do it either. It's more of the mindset that is reached when you just fucking go through an obsession / truly identify as such.

super dumb thought, but i am bored and got one hour left of work...
 

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2023, 04:19:10 PM »
"Do you even skate bro?"
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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2023, 04:37:40 PM »
people who differentiate whether or not people are skateboarders are not skateboarders

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2023, 04:40:39 PM »
love to see the inclusivity in skateboarding now days.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2023, 04:49:10 PM »
Some people say if you haven't rolled on a board in 2 weeks or more, you're skate card is expired until you get back on.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2023, 04:50:35 PM »
you have to kickflip this high for me to say you are a sk8r

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2023, 04:52:51 PM »
does it count if you just longboard 95% of the time? asking for a friend

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2023, 05:10:34 PM »
At least six. Maybe twelve.
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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2023, 05:11:48 PM »
When I was in high school, I made a website that listed all the posers in the school.  Little did I know that many years later, I would look back and realize that there should have only been one name on the list: Me, the petty, unhappy person who made the list in the first place.
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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2023, 05:13:31 PM »
The answer is 1%. Those of us who are truly down wear a patch on our jacket.


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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2023, 05:15:12 PM »
you have to kickflip this high for me to say you are a sk8r

My son challenged me to kickflip over the low part of this round bar at the skatepark the other day. I said how about I do it over my big metal water bottle instead? It's like an inch or two lower and will fall over if it clip it. Sure enough first try I hit it and knocked it over and still landed on my board but slipped out on my ass. Guess I'm not a real sk8r but we both laughed pretty hard about it. Thankfully he filmed it for posterity too.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2023, 05:35:24 PM »
The answer is 1%. Those of us who are truly down wear a patch on our jacket.


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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2023, 06:07:54 PM »
In 7th grade I started skating one summer like everyday in front of my house and continued, when it was nice out, to do driveway suburban skating until I got to high school. When I got there kids would ask me if I was a “skater”, and I always felt really uncomfortable answering that because I first and foremost still sucked, and I wasn’t skating streets, which I associated with real skating.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2023, 06:23:10 PM »
The correct question is, what precentage of skateboarders are people that skate?

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2023, 06:24:27 PM »
I skate therefore I am

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2023, 10:59:28 PM »
Okay, fine. From now on I’m a “person who skates”.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2023, 01:10:21 AM »

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2023, 01:17:52 AM »
What percentage of people who do drugs are druggies?
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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2023, 01:34:06 AM »
its very simple if your a life long skateboarder you know everyone in the community and everyone who is just begining.
you will already know if there a skater or not.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2023, 09:54:03 AM »
this is what you concern yourself with?

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2023, 10:14:13 AM »
Being a "skater" is just a social construct man.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2023, 10:18:27 AM »
Some people say if you haven't rolled on a board in 2 weeks or more, you're skate card is expired until you get back on.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2023, 10:19:03 AM »
What percentage of people who do drugs are druggies?

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2023, 10:19:38 AM »
"oh you're a skateboarder"

*shrugs * "yea I skate"

who else went from say 20 hours a week to like 4 hours a week skating, its rough I am fat now

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2023, 10:35:33 AM »
Whenever someone new at work starts, first thing I ask them is if they skate.

They always say "no" so I have nothing to do with them after that.

Eating lunch alone isn't even bad, I have my techdecks to play with.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2023, 03:57:38 PM »
Whenever someone new at work starts, first thing I ask them is if they skate.

They always say "no" so I have nothing to do with them after that.

Eating lunch alone isn't even bad, I have my techdecks to play with.


Lmao a new dude at work skates but he's such a douche it's a huge disappointment

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2023, 04:19:22 PM »
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Whenever someone new at work starts, first thing I ask them is if they skate.

They always say "no" so I have nothing to do with them after that.

Eating lunch alone isn't even bad, I have my techdecks to play with.
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Lmao a new dude at work skates but he's such a douche it's a huge disappointment

Growing up I used to think that I should have a rapport with all skaters, because we're skaters - but yeah, I know a lot of dickheads that ride skateboards who I definitely would not ever interact with in any capacity if we weren't both skaters.
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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2023, 07:26:04 PM »
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*Grace for those with irreversible bodily injury, I’d say.

I had a thought, but also I dunno.

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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2023, 08:18:39 PM »
"What is certain is that if they are Marxists skateboarders, then I myself am not a Marxist skateboarder"
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Re: What percentage of people that skate are skateboarders?
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2023, 09:39:42 PM »
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