I generally enjoy my interactions w/ security these days.
I’m too old to argue with ‘em so I try to make nice. You know… Honey instead of salt?
But 9 out of 10 times, when they get up close & realize the dude they’ve come to eject is old enough to be their dad, if not grandfather, they’re usually taken aback by the sight of a grey, balding senior fiddling around on a skateboard & let me get a few more tries without much begging.
Couple times now, the guard has even stuck around to cheer me on until I landed my trick or just plum gave up trying it ‘cause it wasn’t gonna happen.
#GeriatricPass